"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can you answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! Or in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since you started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need you to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe you said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell you to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped by Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope you liked it! You guys have the say about the next topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired by Angry Lobster off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can you answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! Or in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since you started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need you to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe you said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell you to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped by Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope you liked it! You guys have the say about the next topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired by Angry Lobster off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
