"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can you answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! Or in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since you started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need you to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe you said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell you to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped by Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope you liked it! You guys have the say about the next topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired by Angry Lobster off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can you answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! Or in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since you started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need you to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe you said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell you to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped by Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope you liked it! You guys have the say about the next topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired by Angry Lobster off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
ALICE AND JASPER:
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST A DECADE I FELT HOPE
JASPERS HEART FROZEN IN TIME BY A SINGLE BITE.
FLYING LIKE A HUMMING BIRDS WINGS (THIS LINE WAS SAID TO BELLA BY EDWARD -ECLIPSE-)
HOPE, HAPPINESS, KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING, AND...LOVE
ALL AT ONCE COMING FROM SUCH A SMALL PERSON.
EMOTIONS HE BEARLY RECONIZED.
EMOTIONS HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
EMOTIONS THAT WOULD SOON BE HIS WHOLE LIFE.
EMOTINS THAT BELONGED TO ALICE HIS ONE AND ONLY REASON TO LIVE.
LOVE SO STRONG, THEY WOULD KILL. KILL ONCE, TWICE... UNTIL THEY GOT TO THERE OTHER HALF
ALICE ISNT JUST JASPERS LOVE
SHE IS HIS KEY, HIS KEY TO HAPPINESS
THERE SOULS ATACHED FOREVER
THERE SOULS INTERWINED TOGHETHER
THERE SOULS BELONG TO EACH OTHER
SOULMATES FOR THE REST OF INTERNITY
BROUGHT TO HAPPINESS TOGHETHER AND WHEN IT COMES TIME THEY WILL BE TAKEN OUT TOGHETHER
THANX FOR READING
WRITTEN BY RACHEL KETTLEWELL
TWILIGHT GIRL
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST A DECADE I FELT HOPE
JASPERS HEART FROZEN IN TIME BY A SINGLE BITE.
FLYING LIKE A HUMMING BIRDS WINGS (THIS LINE WAS SAID TO BELLA BY EDWARD -ECLIPSE-)
HOPE, HAPPINESS, KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING, AND...LOVE
ALL AT ONCE COMING FROM SUCH A SMALL PERSON.
EMOTIONS HE BEARLY RECONIZED.
EMOTIONS HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
EMOTIONS THAT WOULD SOON BE HIS WHOLE LIFE.
EMOTINS THAT BELONGED TO ALICE HIS ONE AND ONLY REASON TO LIVE.
LOVE SO STRONG, THEY WOULD KILL. KILL ONCE, TWICE... UNTIL THEY GOT TO THERE OTHER HALF
ALICE ISNT JUST JASPERS LOVE
SHE IS HIS KEY, HIS KEY TO HAPPINESS
THERE SOULS ATACHED FOREVER
THERE SOULS INTERWINED TOGHETHER
THERE SOULS BELONG TO EACH OTHER
SOULMATES FOR THE REST OF INTERNITY
BROUGHT TO HAPPINESS TOGHETHER AND WHEN IT COMES TIME THEY WILL BE TAKEN OUT TOGHETHER
THANX FOR READING
WRITTEN BY RACHEL KETTLEWELL
TWILIGHT GIRL
For those of you who don't know me, or have never read my fanfictions, I'm renesmeblack. I write a story from Renesmee, Jacob, Mine, and occasionally Emmett's POV. Now, I have a ton of bad ideas, and some of the things you read from me are crash tests. Thankfully, many of my readers enjoy my fanfictions. The dummy is saved!
My stories are for girls who can't stop reading the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I love Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. You wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, you read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few fans I have, thanks for the support and I'll see you in the reading section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo
My stories are for girls who can't stop reading the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I love Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. You wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, you read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few fans I have, thanks for the support and I'll see you in the reading section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo
Here's New Moon Confessions. like I said before, I don't any of these, I just posted them for people's enjoyments.
#1
I can hear Edward in my head too!
#2
If Edward dies, I headed off to Volterra.
#3
Alice stole my Porsche.
#4
Jane has my favorite vampire power.
#5
I have Edward's soul. *Evil Laugh*
#6
Bella's Epiphany = Stating the obvious.
#7
Edward didn't go to South America. He was visiting me.
#8
I named all of my dogs after Jacob and his friends.
#9
I skipped all of the chapters without Edward in them.
#10
I second Emmett's vote.
#11
I cut myself in front of Jasper for fun.
#12
If Bella won't marry Edward, I will.
please comment and rate!
#1
I can hear Edward in my head too!
#2
If Edward dies, I headed off to Volterra.
#3
Alice stole my Porsche.
#4
Jane has my favorite vampire power.
#5
I have Edward's soul. *Evil Laugh*
#6
Bella's Epiphany = Stating the obvious.
#7
Edward didn't go to South America. He was visiting me.
#8
I named all of my dogs after Jacob and his friends.
#9
I skipped all of the chapters without Edward in them.
#10
I second Emmett's vote.
#11
I cut myself in front of Jasper for fun.
#12
If Bella won't marry Edward, I will.
please comment and rate!
i hope you like my story sorry for the spelling and stuff like that im trying my best!!!!!
Rennesme POV
When you love the one, who left you no options at all,and change you campletely how can you fight with the world to not lose him?
What about if your life depend on the person, what would you do to tell him what you really feel about him and that you want to be with him FOREVER!!!!!!
And you have just one more chance to do it!!!!
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Rennesme POV
When you love the one, who left you no options at all,and change you campletely how can you fight with the world to not lose him?
What about if your life depend on the person, what would you do to tell him what you really feel about him and that you want to be with him FOREVER!!!!!!
And you have just one more chance to do it!!!!
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