"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can you answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! Or in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since you started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need you to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe you said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell you to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped by Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope you liked it! You guys have the say about the next topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired by Angry Lobster off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can you answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! Or in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since you started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need you to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe you said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell you to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped by Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope you liked it! You guys have the say about the next topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired by Angry Lobster off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
I got ready for school the next day, as I walked out the house. I saw Danny standing in my yard. I looked down the street and saw Seth standing there. Iran up to Danny and jumped into his arms and kissed him. I felt the tears pouring down my face, not because I missed Danny, but because I hurt Seth. He put me down and hugged me.
"I missed you so much Cookie" he said. I didn't say anything."Let's go okay." He walked me over to his car and shut the door after me. Just as he was about to get in, someone pulled him from the car and punched him in his face. I got up and saw Seth standing over him.
"Stay away from my girlfriend you prick!!" I heard him yell at Danny who was laying on the floor holding his nose. I stormed past them both and hopped into my car and drove off. I felt the tears streaming down my face. Next thing I know everything went black and I could her Seth calling my name.
"Lanise!!Lanise!!Somebody call the hospital!!!sSomebody please-"and evrything went silent....
"I missed you so much Cookie" he said. I didn't say anything."Let's go okay." He walked me over to his car and shut the door after me. Just as he was about to get in, someone pulled him from the car and punched him in his face. I got up and saw Seth standing over him.
"Stay away from my girlfriend you prick!!" I heard him yell at Danny who was laying on the floor holding his nose. I stormed past them both and hopped into my car and drove off. I felt the tears streaming down my face. Next thing I know everything went black and I could her Seth calling my name.
"Lanise!!Lanise!!Somebody call the hospital!!!sSomebody please-"and evrything went silent....