10: Jumb in front of a car and scream "Save me Edward!".
9: Send him love letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about kissing Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with you to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one more thing.... RUN!!!
9: Send him love letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about kissing Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with you to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one more thing.... RUN!!!
Alice was out with Bella and Nessie and then she has this wierd feeling in her stomach so she stops and says to bella."I think we should go home niw Im meen like right now"
"Why we can go back later whats wrong with you."
" erm....I feel like jasper is doing something he shouldnt be doing."
"oh well lets got then."
Bella and nessie and Alice all ran to the the cullens house as fast as they could.Bella went to go and see Edward with nessie and I went upstairs to go and see something IWalked in my room and I found Jasper and Rosealie Making out......
Iscream at the top of my lungs and start throwing things at them both then everyone runs upstairs and says " wgats wrong.Whats happened.Are yo hurt"
I replay with
"Yea Im hurt because i have just walked in my bedroom and found Jasper and Rosea lie making out "
" WHAT"
"yea jasper this is for you"
[Alice slaps Jasper across the face]
Alice runs off and then bella and Esme follow her.
"Why we can go back later whats wrong with you."
" erm....I feel like jasper is doing something he shouldnt be doing."
"oh well lets got then."
Bella and nessie and Alice all ran to the the cullens house as fast as they could.Bella went to go and see Edward with nessie and I went upstairs to go and see something IWalked in my room and I found Jasper and Rosealie Making out......
Iscream at the top of my lungs and start throwing things at them both then everyone runs upstairs and says " wgats wrong.Whats happened.Are yo hurt"
I replay with
"Yea Im hurt because i have just walked in my bedroom and found Jasper and Rosea lie making out "
" WHAT"
"yea jasper this is for you"
[Alice slaps Jasper across the face]
Alice runs off and then bella and Esme follow her.