10: Jumb in front of a car and scream "Save me Edward!".

9: Send him love letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.

8: Constantly think about kissing Bella. Run!

7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.

6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

5: Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

4: Make him go out with you to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.

3: Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

1: Don’t think.

Oh... one more thing.... RUN!!!