Final Fantasy 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that, its against the rules
Tifa: What
Enemy: Go (Shoots rockets)
Barret: What does he mean by- Oh my GOD!!! (Rockets hit team)
(Later)
(Cloud and Tifa drag Barrets body)
(More enemies appear)
Tifa: Quick, while their attacking, lets-
Cloud: Tifa, I already told you, its there turn
Tifa: FUCK THEIR TURN (Runs and punches enemies)
Enemy: Ouch. What the hell. We were doing nothing but playing fair, but you are just a cheating jerk. Were going (Enemies walk off)

Return to Castle Wolfenstein - Blaskowitz: Hello sir
General: Oh, hello Blaskowitz. I'd like to introduce you to Agent One
Agent One: Greetings, I'm Agent One, and I will be your partner until we get kidnapped by Nazis and I will for some reason disappear without any trace, unless were in multiplayer. Now, our job is to go and see what the Nazi's are up to in Egypt. No doubt, they are doing something.... Mean..... Anyway, you will have to fight your way past Nazis, Zombies, Ghosts, Experiments, and a bunch of other fucked up stuff. So, you in.......... Agent Blaskowitz....
Blaskowitz: (In plane) Oh no no no no no no no no (Flies off)

Left 4 Dead - Bill: Okay everyone, now if we are going to survive we will need to stick together. We can't let anything-
Louis: Hey, look, a cabin. Lets go check it out (Louis, Francis, and Zoey walk off)
Bill: Where the hell are you idiots going
(Later)
Bill: Everyone, be very quiet. There is a Witch. I repeat, be very quiet
Francis: ..... (Bird tweets) I hate birds (Shoots bird and startles Witch)
Bill: Motherfu- (Bill gets attacked by Witch)
(Later)
Bill: Okay, so, the only way to out is by running to that truck over there. I will go and get some health packs incase. You guys go on ahead (Runs off) (Louis, Francis, and Zoey get in truck)
Zoey: That was so noble of Bill, sacrificing himself to save us (Truck drives off)
Bill: (Walks back with health pack) (Sees truck leave) Hey, where are you going. Get back here, you assholes (Gets attacked by infected)

The Suffering - Guard: Okay, inmate, now you stay here in this cell, and don't think you'll get out in some way. Like, the island gets attacked by a bunch of abominations from hell... Yeah, that ain't happening, now sit in there and just... Do whatever... (Walks off) (Power goes out)
Slayer: (Goes into prisoners cell)
Prisoner: What... Tonya. Is that you. You already took everything in the divorce, what else do you want. Oh wait, she's dead. Then who the hell are you
Slayer: (Screeches)
Prisoner: Rebecca Black. Is that you (Slayer cuts man in half)
(Slayer cuts open cell bars)
Torque: Wow, I could have just left this whole time (Walks out of cell)
Guard: (Points gun at Torque) Hold it right there
Torque: Or what, you'll shoot me. Go ahead
Guard: Well maybe I will...... But.... I don't want to.... So ha-ooly SHIT (Slayer falls in front of him and starts slicing him in half)
Torque: Okay, I see your busy. I'll just go (Walks out as guard get attacked by Slayer)

Grand Theft Auto 4 - Cab driver: (Stops at stop sign)
Niko: (Throws cab driver out of taxi) (Steals taxi and drives off)
(Niko parks car) ha, and those cops thought they'd catch me (Laughs) (Back seat car door opens and closes) (Niko sees old lady in the back) Uh... Can I help you
Old Lady: Oh, could you take me to airport
Niko: Lady, I'm not a cab driver
Old Lady: Oh fiddle sticks. Your driving a taxi, aren't you
Niko: Do I look like a cab driver to you
Old Lady: (Adjusts glasses) Do you really want me to answer your question
Niko: (Pulls out gun and points it at old lady) Listen, get the fuck out of this car before I- (Old Lady hits Niko with cane as he runs low on health)

Resident Evil - Okay, Chris, we should split up
Chris: Is that a good idea. I mean, a whole lot of guys just died.
Jill: Oh quit being a scardy cat
Chris: I am not
Jill: Then stop complaining and go check out this house
Chris: Fine
Jill: (Walks into dining room) (Sees Berry drinking blood)
Jill: Berry, what are you doing drinking blood
Berry: Blood? I thought this was Kool-Aid...... Eh (Drinks blood)
Jill: Okay, well, I'll go check this room over here (Walks into other room) (Sees zombie) Um, are you tying your shoes or... something
Zombie: (Eats person's face)
Jill: Oh god, I'm going to be sick
Zombie: (Turns around and walks towards Jill)
Jill: Fuck that (Runs out of room)

Kirby's Mass Attack - (Waddle Dee gets attacked by ten Kirby's)
Waddle Dee: OH MY GOD, WHAT THe FUUUUUU-

Luigi's Mansion - Luigi: Oh, look at this place. It has no power, or heating, or running water, it is old, worn out, and it had that red tape saying HAZARD on the front. I love this place. Nothing could go wrong
Ghost: Surprise motherfucker
Luigi: Ahh...... Oh no...... I think I pissed myself
Ghost: Oh god, man. That's freaking gross