Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad you see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut you the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the next island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but you have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly, will do.
(Later, on the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: Okay, so where is this guy
Phantom: (Appears) Greetings, he- Wait, a little kid. Are you fucking serious? I waited centuries for a ten year old
Link: Hey, at least I bothered to come.
Phantom: Well, screw the fair challenge. I'm going to kill you.
Link: Why?
Phantom: You try doing nothing for hundreds of years, waiting for some guy to come, only to be a little kid. I need to kill something and quench this bloodlust
Link: Ha ha ha. I like you. I can easily relate. Shame I'm gonna have to kill you (Fights Phantom)
(Later, after the fight)
Phantom: Damn, your skills are impressive.
Link: Yeah, I am pretty badass, aren't I?
Phantom: I must say, I have been waiting for years for a hero..... only to be defeated by a ten year old boy. Quite frankly, I am ashamed of myself and wish not to live anymore.
Link: Yeah, if someone younger and less skilled then me defeated me, I'd hate myself too
Phantom: Well, I'll just kill myself now. Help yourself to the treasure. See you in Hell (Blows himself up)
Link: I will (Opens treasure chest) OH MY GOD
(Later, on ship)
Link: And now I have this giant hammer to break peoples bones.
Tetra: But, he killed himself
Link: Oh well. I got this prize. You see Tetra? You help people, and you get the worst rewards imaginable. Kill people, and you get an awesome weapon to kill more people
Tetra: You're a monster
Link: And your an annoying, yet very attractive, person. Now shut up and admire this hammer.
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad you see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut you the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the next island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but you have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly, will do.
(Later, on the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: Okay, so where is this guy
Phantom: (Appears) Greetings, he- Wait, a little kid. Are you fucking serious? I waited centuries for a ten year old
Link: Hey, at least I bothered to come.
Phantom: Well, screw the fair challenge. I'm going to kill you.
Link: Why?
Phantom: You try doing nothing for hundreds of years, waiting for some guy to come, only to be a little kid. I need to kill something and quench this bloodlust
Link: Ha ha ha. I like you. I can easily relate. Shame I'm gonna have to kill you (Fights Phantom)
(Later, after the fight)
Phantom: Damn, your skills are impressive.
Link: Yeah, I am pretty badass, aren't I?
Phantom: I must say, I have been waiting for years for a hero..... only to be defeated by a ten year old boy. Quite frankly, I am ashamed of myself and wish not to live anymore.
Link: Yeah, if someone younger and less skilled then me defeated me, I'd hate myself too
Phantom: Well, I'll just kill myself now. Help yourself to the treasure. See you in Hell (Blows himself up)
Link: I will (Opens treasure chest) OH MY GOD
(Later, on ship)
Link: And now I have this giant hammer to break peoples bones.
Tetra: But, he killed himself
Link: Oh well. I got this prize. You see Tetra? You help people, and you get the worst rewards imaginable. Kill people, and you get an awesome weapon to kill more people
Tetra: You're a monster
Link: And your an annoying, yet very attractive, person. Now shut up and admire this hammer.
TO BE CONTINUED
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK YOU (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the next Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are you still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK YOU (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the next Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are you still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED