Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad you see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut you the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the next island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but you have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly, will do.
(Later, on the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: Okay, so where is this guy
Phantom: (Appears) Greetings, he- Wait, a little kid. Are you fucking serious? I waited centuries for a ten year old
Link: Hey, at least I bothered to come.
Phantom: Well, screw the fair challenge. I'm going to kill you.
Link: Why?
Phantom: You try doing nothing for hundreds of years, waiting for some guy to come, only to be a little kid. I need to kill something and quench this bloodlust
Link: Ha ha ha. I like you. I can easily relate. Shame I'm gonna have to kill you (Fights Phantom)
(Later, after the fight)
Phantom: Damn, your skills are impressive.
Link: Yeah, I am pretty badass, aren't I?
Phantom: I must say, I have been waiting for years for a hero..... only to be defeated by a ten year old boy. Quite frankly, I am ashamed of myself and wish not to live anymore.
Link: Yeah, if someone younger and less skilled then me defeated me, I'd hate myself too
Phantom: Well, I'll just kill myself now. Help yourself to the treasure. See you in Hell (Blows himself up)
Link: I will (Opens treasure chest) OH MY GOD
(Later, on ship)
Link: And now I have this giant hammer to break peoples bones.
Tetra: But, he killed himself
Link: Oh well. I got this prize. You see Tetra? You help people, and you get the worst rewards imaginable. Kill people, and you get an awesome weapon to kill more people
Tetra: You're a monster
Link: And your an annoying, yet very attractive, person. Now shut up and admire this hammer.
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad you see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut you the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the next island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but you have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly, will do.
(Later, on the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: Okay, so where is this guy
Phantom: (Appears) Greetings, he- Wait, a little kid. Are you fucking serious? I waited centuries for a ten year old
Link: Hey, at least I bothered to come.
Phantom: Well, screw the fair challenge. I'm going to kill you.
Link: Why?
Phantom: You try doing nothing for hundreds of years, waiting for some guy to come, only to be a little kid. I need to kill something and quench this bloodlust
Link: Ha ha ha. I like you. I can easily relate. Shame I'm gonna have to kill you (Fights Phantom)
(Later, after the fight)
Phantom: Damn, your skills are impressive.
Link: Yeah, I am pretty badass, aren't I?
Phantom: I must say, I have been waiting for years for a hero..... only to be defeated by a ten year old boy. Quite frankly, I am ashamed of myself and wish not to live anymore.
Link: Yeah, if someone younger and less skilled then me defeated me, I'd hate myself too
Phantom: Well, I'll just kill myself now. Help yourself to the treasure. See you in Hell (Blows himself up)
Link: I will (Opens treasure chest) OH MY GOD
(Later, on ship)
Link: And now I have this giant hammer to break peoples bones.
Tetra: But, he killed himself
Link: Oh well. I got this prize. You see Tetra? You help people, and you get the worst rewards imaginable. Kill people, and you get an awesome weapon to kill more people
Tetra: You're a monster
Link: And your an annoying, yet very attractive, person. Now shut up and admire this hammer.
TO BE CONTINUED
I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent Hill 2 and why it’s my favorite horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, or even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.
Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...
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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, or Fable: The Lost Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, or Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The Lost Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need heroes to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
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As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Great Escape
Starring
The good guys
Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James
Chibi-emmy's OC
Sacred Symphony
Dragonaura15's OC
Airborne
The bad guys
Griffons
Gilda
Major Skyler
Nazis
Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz
Changelings
Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead
This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...
Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are fans of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack by dragons. So, with the use of...
