So, I promised I would read more Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the next one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before you ask, I can’t tell if they are wolves or anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they move to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…. penis size. Can I just stop before it gets worse. After that, they then decide to wash each other… Uh, quick question, they are sisters, right? So, once this happens, they then get into… the mood. No, don’t do this, author. Don’t you fucking do this. So, then, we get to a sex scene. OF FUCKING COURSE! INCSET! IS THIS THE FUCKING TREND FOR ALL ALPHA AND OMEGA FANFICS! At least My Little Ponies Filly Fooling fanfic didn’t go to the distance of incest. At least they knew when to stop. This fanfic, however, pushes the limits, goes beyond the boundaries, and just fucking pisses me off. AND IT FUCKING WORKED!
So, if that wasn’t bad enough, that was only THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER! So, yeah, the first chapter, and its already a gigantic failure. So, anyway, we cut to Winston waking up. So, from the knowledge I gathered, Winston is Lily and Kate’s father… Oh no, no, no, no. The author wouldn’t go THAT far, would he. So, Winston remembers its his birthday, so, the most accurate thing to do is drink on his birthday. Yeah, I feel the same just reading this. If I was legally aged, oh god, I would be drunk. Anyway, he walks past Lily and Kate, who are trying to decide what to get him, but, Kate gets an idea. That idea is sex. Oh, Kate, you’re a- just- You’re a fucking idiot. So, once Winston walks in, they have sex with him. OH COME ON! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU FUCKING DID IT! YOU FU- You know what, screw it, We’re at the third and final chapter. Lets just get this over with, so I can cry in the shower about this later.
So, now we have Garth and Humphery, they have sex, end. Seriously, do you honestly think there was a story in this chapter, LET ALONE THE WHOLE FANFIC!?
So, there you go, Jasper Park Mating Season, and it is nothing more then some sick mans mind who thinks that sex with your family is an okay thing. No, its not. It’s fucked up. And, if you took out the sex, this whole thing would have sucked anyway, as, the sex was all there was. In other words, this isn’t even a fanfic, it’s basically just furry porn made into text. So, yeah, unless your an incestual furry, I would stay the fuck away from this disgrace. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before you ask, I can’t tell if they are wolves or anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they move to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…. penis size. Can I just stop before it gets worse. After that, they then decide to wash each other… Uh, quick question, they are sisters, right? So, once this happens, they then get into… the mood. No, don’t do this, author. Don’t you fucking do this. So, then, we get to a sex scene. OF FUCKING COURSE! INCSET! IS THIS THE FUCKING TREND FOR ALL ALPHA AND OMEGA FANFICS! At least My Little Ponies Filly Fooling fanfic didn’t go to the distance of incest. At least they knew when to stop. This fanfic, however, pushes the limits, goes beyond the boundaries, and just fucking pisses me off. AND IT FUCKING WORKED!
So, if that wasn’t bad enough, that was only THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER! So, yeah, the first chapter, and its already a gigantic failure. So, anyway, we cut to Winston waking up. So, from the knowledge I gathered, Winston is Lily and Kate’s father… Oh no, no, no, no. The author wouldn’t go THAT far, would he. So, Winston remembers its his birthday, so, the most accurate thing to do is drink on his birthday. Yeah, I feel the same just reading this. If I was legally aged, oh god, I would be drunk. Anyway, he walks past Lily and Kate, who are trying to decide what to get him, but, Kate gets an idea. That idea is sex. Oh, Kate, you’re a- just- You’re a fucking idiot. So, once Winston walks in, they have sex with him. OH COME ON! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU FUCKING DID IT! YOU FU- You know what, screw it, We’re at the third and final chapter. Lets just get this over with, so I can cry in the shower about this later.
So, now we have Garth and Humphery, they have sex, end. Seriously, do you honestly think there was a story in this chapter, LET ALONE THE WHOLE FANFIC!?
So, there you go, Jasper Park Mating Season, and it is nothing more then some sick mans mind who thinks that sex with your family is an okay thing. No, its not. It’s fucked up. And, if you took out the sex, this whole thing would have sucked anyway, as, the sex was all there was. In other words, this isn’t even a fanfic, it’s basically just furry porn made into text. So, yeah, unless your an incestual furry, I would stay the fuck away from this disgrace. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the boat Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
Cory
Cody's Car
Here we are, the fourth Zelda game on this list and one that I have heard many people call one of the best from their childhood, and while I didn’t get a chance to play it until much later in my life, when I did play it, I can definitely see why this one was considered a classic by many at the time. Cause damn, Twilight Princess is something else.
Twilight Princess follows Link as he goes on a quest to search items dropped by the gods of the kingdom, and then later, shards of the Mirror of Twilight, to stop the evil king Zant and something about Ganondorf, because he can just never leave...
