You died…. What else do you want. You just died… Okay, fine. You then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, You came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And You said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And You just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. You got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated you from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The usual ways you die in these stories”.
And You said, “So, do I go to Heaven”?
And I said, “No, you are going to be reborn. And, I believe you will be reborn as… A… hamster with a birth defect”.
You said, “So, what about everyone else”?
And I said, “What about them”?
And You said, “Well, won’t they remember me”?
And I said, “Of course not. You’re Them. This whole world is made for you. You are everyone”?
Confused, You said, “Wait, I’m everyone”?
And I said, “Yep”.
You said, “So, I was Abraham Lincoln”?
And I said, “And you were John Wilkes Booth”.
You said, “I was Hitler”?
And I said, “And you’re the millions he killed”.
You said, “I’m the guy who slept with every girl”.
And I said, “And, in the end, you were only sleeping with yourself”.
You stood there, shocked, “So, you’re saying that the world is…”.
I interrupted, saying, “An egg? Yes”.
Then You said, “Mmm, eggs”.
I just stood there, annoyed, then finally said, “Just get out of here” and I sent you on your way
End of Part 2
I said, “I am God”?
And You said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And You just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. You got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated you from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The usual ways you die in these stories”.
And You said, “So, do I go to Heaven”?
And I said, “No, you are going to be reborn. And, I believe you will be reborn as… A… hamster with a birth defect”.
You said, “So, what about everyone else”?
And I said, “What about them”?
And You said, “Well, won’t they remember me”?
And I said, “Of course not. You’re Them. This whole world is made for you. You are everyone”?
Confused, You said, “Wait, I’m everyone”?
And I said, “Yep”.
You said, “So, I was Abraham Lincoln”?
And I said, “And you were John Wilkes Booth”.
You said, “I was Hitler”?
And I said, “And you’re the millions he killed”.
You said, “I’m the guy who slept with every girl”.
And I said, “And, in the end, you were only sleeping with yourself”.
You stood there, shocked, “So, you’re saying that the world is…”.
I interrupted, saying, “An egg? Yes”.
Then You said, “Mmm, eggs”.
I just stood there, annoyed, then finally said, “Just get out of here” and I sent you on your way
End of Part 2
Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely showing his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has more limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 minutes of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone you shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick ass with it..
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely showing his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has more limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 minutes of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone you shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick ass with it..
There are a lot of achievements that can be earned on Xbox. Now, these can range from being easy, hard, fun, or… stupid. So stupid, it’s funny. So, I want to talk about the ten Xbox achievements that are so stupid, their funny. Now, first things first. Only one game per franchise. However, I am dropping my play before put rule for this list only. Why? I have no clue, but it’s there. Now, with that said, lets start the list.
#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western movies where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as...
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#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western movies where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as...
