Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another day in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I said to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, or insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really not so superior. This world is just a goddamn disaster, and everyone who is just an unbearable brain dead waste of human crap should die. (The Death Note falls out of the sky) Death Note, huh? Well, wonder what it does (Walks home)
Wind: (Opens the book) Anyone who’s name is written in this book shall die….. (Takes out yearbook and looks through the names) Lets see. Scott Adams looks like a good choice (Writes his name in the Death Note dramatically) … Well that was a lot more dramatic than I would have liked. But, seriously, what is writing in some black notebook that looks like it was dropped by the local goth kids gonna do-
Wind: Another boring day at school
Principal: (Over PA) Attention students. I have a very… sad announcement. How should I say this…. Scott Adams is dead
Wind: (Startled once he hears this)
Principal: Well, one less graduate I guess. Have a good day
Wind: So…. the Death Note is actually deadly….. (Suddenly gives a menacing look)
Wind: (Starts writing names in the Death Note) This is the very thing I wanted. To think that my prayers would be answered by some black book that just randomly falls out of the sky. It’s amazing. (Keeps writing dramatically) Okay, seriously. I’m only writing in a notebook… Sure, it kills people, but it’s not that epic… (Continues writing, but not as dramatically)
Wind’s Mother: Wind, why is there nothing on TV
Wind: What do you mean
Wind’s Mother: Every single reality show has been cancelled for some reason
Wind: Oh, um, I… don’t know what happened. Perhaps the studio burned down and everyone died- I mean perished- I mean bit the dust- I mean….. They ran off
Wind’s Mother: Oh well. Guess I’ll just go and tend to the plants
Wind: Yes, do that……. (This Death Note is the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Screw seeing the birth of my little brother, this notebook was the best thing to ever come into my life)
Police Chief: So, everyone, as you can tell, a man is going around, killing people at random. We don’t know why, or what their goal is. He has already killed multiple people. This man is nothing more than a psychopath, who is willing to kill anyone he wants. He is a maniac that must be stopped-
Police Officer: We just got a call. The killer just killed Justin Bieber
Police Chief: Scratch that. This man is a hero that deserves all the praise he gets. Sure, for every celebrity he kills, two innocent high school students die. But, hey, they died for a good cause; Killing terrible celebrities. Anyway, meeting adjourned.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I said to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, or insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really not so superior. This world is just a goddamn disaster, and everyone who is just an unbearable brain dead waste of human crap should die. (The Death Note falls out of the sky) Death Note, huh? Well, wonder what it does (Walks home)
Wind: (Opens the book) Anyone who’s name is written in this book shall die….. (Takes out yearbook and looks through the names) Lets see. Scott Adams looks like a good choice (Writes his name in the Death Note dramatically) … Well that was a lot more dramatic than I would have liked. But, seriously, what is writing in some black notebook that looks like it was dropped by the local goth kids gonna do-
Wind: Another boring day at school
Principal: (Over PA) Attention students. I have a very… sad announcement. How should I say this…. Scott Adams is dead
Wind: (Startled once he hears this)
Principal: Well, one less graduate I guess. Have a good day
Wind: So…. the Death Note is actually deadly….. (Suddenly gives a menacing look)
Wind: (Starts writing names in the Death Note) This is the very thing I wanted. To think that my prayers would be answered by some black book that just randomly falls out of the sky. It’s amazing. (Keeps writing dramatically) Okay, seriously. I’m only writing in a notebook… Sure, it kills people, but it’s not that epic… (Continues writing, but not as dramatically)
Wind’s Mother: Wind, why is there nothing on TV
Wind: What do you mean
Wind’s Mother: Every single reality show has been cancelled for some reason
Wind: Oh, um, I… don’t know what happened. Perhaps the studio burned down and everyone died- I mean perished- I mean bit the dust- I mean….. They ran off
Wind’s Mother: Oh well. Guess I’ll just go and tend to the plants
Wind: Yes, do that……. (This Death Note is the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Screw seeing the birth of my little brother, this notebook was the best thing to ever come into my life)
Police Chief: So, everyone, as you can tell, a man is going around, killing people at random. We don’t know why, or what their goal is. He has already killed multiple people. This man is nothing more than a psychopath, who is willing to kill anyone he wants. He is a maniac that must be stopped-
Police Officer: We just got a call. The killer just killed Justin Bieber
Police Chief: Scratch that. This man is a hero that deserves all the praise he gets. Sure, for every celebrity he kills, two innocent high school students die. But, hey, they died for a good cause; Killing terrible celebrities. Anyway, meeting adjourned.