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Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: You know, you shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did you hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase you forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care
James: (Snickers) Heh, your funny
Wind: (Seriously) I mean it
James: I can tell we’re gonna be best friends. How about a hand sha-
Wind: (Pulls out knife) If you even touch me, I will cut you
James: Threat acknowledged
Wind: Good boy
Amanda: (Walks over) Hey, Windy
Wind: Amanda, remember that talk we had where I said, “If you call me Windy, I’ll play Tic-Tac-Toe on your face with a knife”.
Amanda: I can’t help it. It’s a cute nickname
Wind: That’s why I hate it
James: Hey, are you Wind’s girlfri-
Wind: No, she isn’t
Amanda: Yep
Wind: …… Cody, you feel like playing Tic-Tac-Toe today? It seems like a nice day for it
James: I have to say, Amanda. You sure do have the… (Stares at her breasts) … traits for a girl
Amanda: Well, thank you
James: (Slowly reaches for them, acting perverted)
Wind: (Pushes James out of his way, and walks off) Well, I gotta go. You have fun being all strange and stuff
James: Oh, come on man. I’m perfectly normal
Wind: Then why are you drooling like a dog
James: (Whips drool off his mouth)
posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: You watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are you anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do you say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: You had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours ago
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask you a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need you to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new fire mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new fire mare....
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide or something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the second guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a wall and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a knife and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Wind: Okay, I know you guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until you tell us why it took a whole fucking month to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job you need to do, so bye
Link: A job, you think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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Link: So, what's the next place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Shop to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: You had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need you to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho by taking pictures...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One hour later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told you not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the colors of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: You mean your going out to compete in a deadly game show killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if you get first place, you will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ You really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't you know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give you the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer space stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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posted by Canada24
Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to show a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were you guys expecting. With that I will see you all next time
Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are you done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this you are saying
Joe:...
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Hello, everyone, and after finally catching up with Jojo up until Jojolion, and with either an OVA or Vento Aureo being animated, as well as Diamond Records being released for mobile, and with the JOJO Great Festival that occurred on Sunday, I think now is a time to make at least one more Jojo related list. And what better list to make than a list of my favorite Stands in Jojo. And this time, I’m including them all, and that includes the main characters Stands, so I’m not holding back on anything. These will all be Stands from Jojo that I love and what makes them so great, as well as a...
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Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock videos get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish videos aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just...
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Some shows featured in this article maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our fans squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.

8:00 PM

My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash - Series Finale

8:30 PM

On...
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Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as Cloud Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasy 7. And if you know me, you'd know that Final Fantasy 7 is one of my favorite games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with Cloud mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about Cloud looking...
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So Marc Ecko, fashion designer, entrepreneur and a lot of other things that I do not know. I am not familiar with this man, and I’ve never seen any of his works. But I am familiar with his one time video game directorial debut. Wanting to create a game all about hip hop and graffiti, Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Content’s Under Pressure was born. The game was published by Atari, the kings of the bargain bin, and developed by The Collective, responsible for creating a lot of licensed games before merging with Shiny Entertainment to become Double Helix Games, which would later go on to be bought...
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So about a year ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video by Matt McMuscles on Youtube about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog Street is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a year later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the writing of GTA more than the writing of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness you get from the franchise, I was more fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, you play as a member of the fallen Third Street Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much more powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack by everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
You play as either a noble human, a noble or peasant Dwarf or a peasant or tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, you end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the...
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