Hello, I’m Cthulhu. Some of you may know me as an evil elder god who controls the minds of people and turns them into my slaves, but I am actually an evil elder god who controls the minds of people and turns them into my slaves who has the solution for America. Every year, it’s the same thing. You vote for some cheap politician who does nothing but lie as he sits in the White House, taking all your tax dollars. But, as an elder god, I have no need for money. I’m immortal, so I have all the time in the world to not worry about finances. I want to do what is best. I want to put an end to over-population… by devouring at least a hundred mortals a week. I do not want you to worry about unemployment. With how fast I devour puny mortals, you will never have to worry about unemployment again. You’ll only have to worry about me, choosing you as my next meal. And I want to put an end to all war. Send me into the war, I’ll put an end to the opposing forces right away. They’ll soon be worshipping me without hesitation. So, why vote for the lesser evil. Vote for Cthulhu today.
Vote for Cthulhu: Let’s face it, you were voting for something evil already. So why not Cthulhu?
Vote for Cthulhu: Let’s face it, you were voting for something evil already. So why not Cthulhu?
TROY: I'm mr WHAT'S IT TOO YEAH.
ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.
TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..
ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.
TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..