Mr. Walman: Now listen, lady. We’ve bought the land, and we are going to do what we please
Teacher: So you’re going to tear down our school
Mr. Walman: (Reads the school sign) Eastwood School for the Deaf. Oh, I see now. Well, we can’t let the children go without something. Here you kids are (Hands them all coupons) These are all coupons for our sales on CDs. Okay, let’s get started
Teacher: Wait, how can they-
(A wrecking ball destroys the building)

Cody: (Walking with Wind and James) And then I spilled the burning grease on my arm and had to be taken to the hospital
Wind: That’s probably the funniest thing you’ve ever said, Cody (Looks at a lard store)
What the hell is this?
James: Looks like a new Mal-Mart
Wind: They’ve built another one?! They’ve already built fifteen in this county alone. How much do they need?
James: You want to check it out
Wind: Yeah right. Like I’d want to support the capitalistic market. No thank you
Cody: Whatever
James: Let’s just try not to buy too much stuff
(10 Minutes Later)
James and Cody: (Comes out of the Mal-Mart with a shopping cart of stuff) Wow… okay… that was awesome. Can’t believe we got all this shit
Cody: And at affordable prices

Mr. Walma: Perfect, everything is going according to plan
Assistant: Sir, if you don’t mind me asking, what do you mean
Mr. Walma: Don’t you see? Everyone is buying these simple products without thinking. Soon, the entire town will be consumed in Mal-Mart’s marketing
Assistant: But why? Why do this, sir?
Mr. Walman: The only thing a rich white man like me lives for anymore… Money.

Wind: I can’t believe this shit. (As he’s walking down the street, he sees “Out of Business” signs on every small shop around) What’s going on
Worker: Didn’t you hear? Ever since that Mal-Mart opened up, it’s been putting every small shop in town out of business. No one’s coming here anymore because they are getting literally everything from Mal-Mart
Wind: What!? But you guys sell such quality used goods at cheap prices
Worker: Exactly. But Mal-Mart has everything. Our shops only have such different things
Wind: Well, in the sake of myself and every mom and pop shop in this town, I will personally stop this madness

Wind: (Walks into the Mal-Mart)
Worker: Excuse me, you can’t walk into the CEO’s of- (Wind throws the worker into a shopping cart and kicks the door open) YOU!
Mr. Walman: (Counting his money) ……. May I help you
Wind: Yes. I want you to tie yourself up and point me to where the gasoline and matches are. It will make destroying this place a lot easier.
Mr. Walman: Oh, now why would you want to destroy such a wonderful place (Starts rapidly pushing the SECURITY button underneath his desk)
Wind: I’ll tell you why! Ever since your shitty little supermarket decided to come into Eastwood, small shops have been going out of business because your such a greedy fucker. I’m doing good for the people by destroying the place
Mr. Walman: Oh, is that so?
Wind: Exactly, and no one is going to stop me
Mr Walman: Well, what about them (Points at two security guards)
Wind: Oh…. well, that might do it
(The security guards taz Wind until he is unconscious)

Security Guard: (Shakes Wind) Wake up
Wind: What do you want?
Security Guard: Get to work (Throws Wind into a small underground factory) What is this place
Mr. Walman: Your new prison. Get used to it, because you’re never leaving (Shoves Wind near a conveyor belt) Now work
Wind: What if I don’t want to (Suddenly gets shocked with a taser) AHH! Okay, fine (Starts building Mal-Mart manufactured goods) (Whispers to child worker) What is this place
Child worker: (Shushes him) We can’t talk. If we do, he’ll shock us again
Wind: What’s going on?
Child worker: Mr. Brown adopted us all from all over the world to produce his Mal-Mart products
Wind: Oh my god, I get it now. He saves money by buying orphans to make his own goods instead of buying them! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! (Gets zapped again) AH, MOTHERFUCKER (Grabs the security guard and flings him onto the conveyor belt, where he gets stabbed by robotic arms)
Wind: If you want to get out of here, follow me (Runs out of the factory as the orphaned workers follow)

Cody: (Still shopping with James) Man, this place is amazing. Can’t imagine why Wind would hate this place
James: Wind hates everything
Cody; Yeah, you’re right. I’m sure he’s thinking of some way to destroy this place (Hears many footsteps coming from behind a door) Do you hear that?
(The group of orphaned workers run out of the factory, causing many people to look in shock)
Wind: (Gets on top of a shopping cart) Listen everyone. You have been cheated
Woman: I knew my husband was lying to me
Wind: Mal-Mart is a corrupt slave operation that traps orphans in their factories and make them work so Mr. Walman can save a few dollars.
(The crowd begins to disagree with Wind)
Wind: He’s putting small stores out of business and leaving them all without jobs
(The crowd still disagrees with Wind)
Wind: (Sighs) He also supports socialism
Crowd: THAT FILTHY FUCKING COMMIE (They begin to riot in the store)

News Anchor: A shocking story occurred a the local Mal-Mart in Eastwood. A riot ensued when the founder of Mal-Mart, Samuel Walman was found to be the cause of unemployment, child slavery, and worst of all, wanting a social system without democracy. The Mal-Mart founder was dealt with perfectly in this video shown here.
(Police brutally beat Mr. Waldman with their nightsticks)
Officer: Now, come with us or we will use force….. (Kicks him once)
News Anchor: We should also warn you that the video you just watch was extremely graphic and disturbing for some viewers. Stay tuned to learn how video games are the cause of AIDS, when we return.

Wind: There, I did plenty of good today
Cody: Yeah, I guess stopping unemployment, saving enslaved orphans, and bringing a corrupt businessman to justice makes up for inciting a riot that injured twenty two people.
Wind: Glad you see it my way. I should stop more companies. Like Bee Pee, and Gloogle, and Phillip Dorris, and Mestle, and every pharmaceutical company
James: Ha, your doing the hippies justice
Wind: ….. Hippie?
James: Yeah. Hippies would love to stop big businesses
Wind: ……….. Fuck that. I’m going to do something worth my time
James: I should have guess