Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 1: Pilot
Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link
Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think you already figured that out. You see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, or talking inanimate objects like myself.
And in comes Kevin: link
Mr. Nut: Ah, my number 1 customer. *Walks to the table Kevin is sitting at* Hello Kevin. What can I get you?
Kevin: My usual.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Goes to a cooler to get a bottle of Miller Light* His usual consists of a beer, and a hamburger with pickles, and onions. He's been coming here for two years, ever since he moved into town. *Goes into the Kitchen* Liz, David, Kevin's usual please.
David: link
Liz: link
Liz: Yes sir.
David: I see you already got his drink, but we'll get everything else ready.
Mr. Nut: *Walks to Kevin* Those two make a great team. Now you're probably wondering, why do you only have two employees? Well, that's all I need. I don't have many customers come here, so why bother wasting money on employees you don't need? *Gives Kevin his beer, and walks to another section of The Nut House* Of course, the state has made me exempt from paying taxes here since this is also my home, hence the name being The Nut House. The only reason I'm exempt from paying taxes, is because they love my service, and they love the arcade. Mostly it's the arcade, but as long as the service stays excellent, I'm free from paying any taxes. Bills on the other hand....
Kevin: *Opens his beer bottle, and looks at Mr. Nut* Who is he talking to?
Liam walks in, and here's his picture: link
Kevin: Liam!
Liam: *Goes to Kevin* Hey my friend. How are you?
Kevin: Good. It's nice to see you again.
Liam: *Sits down with Kevin*
Mr. Nut: *Walks over* And what can I get you Liam?
Liam: I'll have a coke, with stake, and fries.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Walks over to David, and Liz to give them Liam's order*
Kevin: After we finish our lunch, want to play some arcade games?
Liam: Sorry Kevin, but I have to get back to work.
Kevin: Alright.
Liam: Don't you have work too?
Kevin: No. Today's my day off. The auto shop only has me work everyday, except Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Liam: Lucky you.
Mr. Nut: *Returns with Stake, fries, and coke* Here you are Liam.
Liam: Thanks Mr. Nut.
And who walks in next? Parker: link
Kevin: Oh dear.
Liam: Please don't walk towards us.
Parker: *Walks over to them* Hey fellas.
Kevin: *Annoyed* Hi Parker.
Parker: It's time I finally beat your high score at Dig Dug.
Kevin: No one has ever beaten my high score. What makes you think you'll do it?
Parker: Because Dig Dug is something I'm very good at.
Liam: Probably the only thing you're ever good at.
They laughed, which made Parker upset.
Parker: You think you're so smart, don't you?
Kevin: Well if you think you're smarter, why don't you beat my high score?
Liam: We've been waiting for two years.
Parker: I regret the day that you moved into this town Kevin.
Mr. Nut: Parker, what can I get you?
Parker: Just a six pack of beer.
Mr. Nut: Our beers only come in bottles.
Parker: You need cans. *To Kevin* This time, if I don't beat your high score at Dig Dug, I'll call the police to shut this place down.
Kevin: How?
Parker: *Walks over to the arcade*
Liam: Don't be a square Parker.
Parker: Shut up!!!
Kevin & Liam: *Laughing*
Kevin: Who knew someone would hate my guts, all over a game?
Liam: It's been going on ever since you moved into this town. You think it'll stop soon?
Kevin: Probably.
Mr. Nut: *Cleaning a table when he sees two shapes open the front door* Uh oh. Now if you don't like Parker, I'm sure you'll find these two to be annoying as well. They're the real antagonists of this show.
Wayne: link
Miss. Heart: link
Kevin: *Finishes his beer* Say hi to your boss for me.
Liam: I will.
Wayne: *Appears with Miss. Heart* Well, I'm not surprised you two still come here.
Kevin: You shouldn't be. We're always here.
Miss. Heart: I thought we told you never to show your faces around here again.
Liam: No, that's the supermarket.
Miss. Heart: That place too.
Kevin: You can't just make people leave a place, just because you don't like them.
Liam: How did we even get in this predicament?
1 year ago.
Kevin: *Watching Miss. Heart play Dig Dug*
Miss. Heart: *On level 6, she's close to beating the high score of 12,220, but her last life is lost, after being hit by a pooka*
Kevin: You were very close. That's my high score.
Miss. Heart: Your high score?
Kevin: Yeah. Do you have a boyfriend?
Miss. Heart: No.
Kevin: Well then, I really like the way your body stays very curvy.
Miss. Heart: I'm a heart, of course I'm curvy.
Wayne: *Arrives* What's going on here?
Miss. Heart: He's flirting with me.
Kevin: Hold it. I thought you said you didn't have a boyfriend.
Miss. Heart: I never said that.
Wayne: Get out of here, and don't come back ever again.
Kevin: Why don't you leave?
Wayne: Fine. We have to go watch a musical anyway, but next time we're here, we don't want to see you here ever again.
Liam: *Arrives* Hi everyone.
Wayne: That goes for you too!! *Leaves with Miss. Heart*
Liam: What did I do?
Kevin: Apparently, they don't want us here anymore.
Present day.
Liam: Well that's stupid.
Kevin: They love holding grudges against other shapes.
Mr. Nut: Well, that about covers up everything here. I hope you'll join us for more episodes. Goodbye.
Ending Theme: link
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 16, 2016
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 1: Pilot
Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link
Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think you already figured that out. You see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, or talking inanimate objects like myself.
And in comes Kevin: link
Mr. Nut: Ah, my number 1 customer. *Walks to the table Kevin is sitting at* Hello Kevin. What can I get you?
Kevin: My usual.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Goes to a cooler to get a bottle of Miller Light* His usual consists of a beer, and a hamburger with pickles, and onions. He's been coming here for two years, ever since he moved into town. *Goes into the Kitchen* Liz, David, Kevin's usual please.
David: link
Liz: link
Liz: Yes sir.
David: I see you already got his drink, but we'll get everything else ready.
Mr. Nut: *Walks to Kevin* Those two make a great team. Now you're probably wondering, why do you only have two employees? Well, that's all I need. I don't have many customers come here, so why bother wasting money on employees you don't need? *Gives Kevin his beer, and walks to another section of The Nut House* Of course, the state has made me exempt from paying taxes here since this is also my home, hence the name being The Nut House. The only reason I'm exempt from paying taxes, is because they love my service, and they love the arcade. Mostly it's the arcade, but as long as the service stays excellent, I'm free from paying any taxes. Bills on the other hand....
Kevin: *Opens his beer bottle, and looks at Mr. Nut* Who is he talking to?
Liam walks in, and here's his picture: link
Kevin: Liam!
Liam: *Goes to Kevin* Hey my friend. How are you?
Kevin: Good. It's nice to see you again.
Liam: *Sits down with Kevin*
Mr. Nut: *Walks over* And what can I get you Liam?
Liam: I'll have a coke, with stake, and fries.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Walks over to David, and Liz to give them Liam's order*
Kevin: After we finish our lunch, want to play some arcade games?
Liam: Sorry Kevin, but I have to get back to work.
Kevin: Alright.
Liam: Don't you have work too?
Kevin: No. Today's my day off. The auto shop only has me work everyday, except Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Liam: Lucky you.
Mr. Nut: *Returns with Stake, fries, and coke* Here you are Liam.
Liam: Thanks Mr. Nut.
And who walks in next? Parker: link
Kevin: Oh dear.
Liam: Please don't walk towards us.
Parker: *Walks over to them* Hey fellas.
Kevin: *Annoyed* Hi Parker.
Parker: It's time I finally beat your high score at Dig Dug.
Kevin: No one has ever beaten my high score. What makes you think you'll do it?
Parker: Because Dig Dug is something I'm very good at.
Liam: Probably the only thing you're ever good at.
They laughed, which made Parker upset.
Parker: You think you're so smart, don't you?
Kevin: Well if you think you're smarter, why don't you beat my high score?
Liam: We've been waiting for two years.
Parker: I regret the day that you moved into this town Kevin.
Mr. Nut: Parker, what can I get you?
Parker: Just a six pack of beer.
Mr. Nut: Our beers only come in bottles.
Parker: You need cans. *To Kevin* This time, if I don't beat your high score at Dig Dug, I'll call the police to shut this place down.
Kevin: How?
Parker: *Walks over to the arcade*
Liam: Don't be a square Parker.
Parker: Shut up!!!
Kevin & Liam: *Laughing*
Kevin: Who knew someone would hate my guts, all over a game?
Liam: It's been going on ever since you moved into this town. You think it'll stop soon?
Kevin: Probably.
Mr. Nut: *Cleaning a table when he sees two shapes open the front door* Uh oh. Now if you don't like Parker, I'm sure you'll find these two to be annoying as well. They're the real antagonists of this show.
Wayne: link
Miss. Heart: link
Kevin: *Finishes his beer* Say hi to your boss for me.
Liam: I will.
Wayne: *Appears with Miss. Heart* Well, I'm not surprised you two still come here.
Kevin: You shouldn't be. We're always here.
Miss. Heart: I thought we told you never to show your faces around here again.
Liam: No, that's the supermarket.
Miss. Heart: That place too.
Kevin: You can't just make people leave a place, just because you don't like them.
Liam: How did we even get in this predicament?
1 year ago.
Kevin: *Watching Miss. Heart play Dig Dug*
Miss. Heart: *On level 6, she's close to beating the high score of 12,220, but her last life is lost, after being hit by a pooka*
Kevin: You were very close. That's my high score.
Miss. Heart: Your high score?
Kevin: Yeah. Do you have a boyfriend?
Miss. Heart: No.
Kevin: Well then, I really like the way your body stays very curvy.
Miss. Heart: I'm a heart, of course I'm curvy.
Wayne: *Arrives* What's going on here?
Miss. Heart: He's flirting with me.
Kevin: Hold it. I thought you said you didn't have a boyfriend.
Miss. Heart: I never said that.
Wayne: Get out of here, and don't come back ever again.
Kevin: Why don't you leave?
Wayne: Fine. We have to go watch a musical anyway, but next time we're here, we don't want to see you here ever again.
Liam: *Arrives* Hi everyone.
Wayne: That goes for you too!! *Leaves with Miss. Heart*
Liam: What did I do?
Kevin: Apparently, they don't want us here anymore.
Present day.
Liam: Well that's stupid.
Kevin: They love holding grudges against other shapes.
Mr. Nut: Well, that about covers up everything here. I hope you'll join us for more episodes. Goodbye.
Ending Theme: link
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 16, 2016
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