Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s home (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve you been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got more time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. Said that she was on the phone with her….. Doctor
Barry: Yeah. Doctor Love maybe. Think I can talk to her
Ruby: I’ll ask her (Runs inside)
Rose: Dad, you aren’t doing anything stupid, are you? Like getting yourself nearly killed
Barry: No. Of course not. I’m a cop, Rose. We don’t do much but minor crimes. The Supers take care of the hard stuff.
Rose: Yeah, I know… Just don’t get yourself killed or anything like that
Barry: I try, Rosemary.
Ruby: (Runs out, tugging her mother’s hand)
Scarlet: Alright, I’m coming. Calm down, Ruby.
Barry: (Waves to Scarlet)
Scarlet: Well, I wasn’t expecting you to get off shift until another four hours
Barry: Well, I made time to see my two girls and the Ice Queen
Scarlet: Shut up! Anyway, I’m just glad you could watch the girls tonight
Barry: Of course I would. I always make time for them
Scarlet: Well, being a police officer, you don’t have a lot to do, what with Supers taking the harder jobs
Barry: Yeah. Thank god I’m not a Super, right
Scarlet: Well, I’ll be off. Thanks again for watching the girls, I really appreciate it
Barry: It’s the least I could do. Now go on, get going. Don’t want to be late for your date with a much better man
Scarlet: Oh, with a man who runs a company, I’m sure he will be
Barry: Oh. That hurt, Scarlet
Scarlet: I know (Makes her way out the door)
Barry: (Sits in a chair, as Ruby continues to tug on his arms, giggling)
Rose: (Flips through channels on the TV, when she comes to a news station)
News Anchor: Today, the supervillain, Thunderstruck, was arrested after stealing socks. Though he is of no threat to anyone, he has been placed under arrest by the police, and is held captive. However, we do have footage of a “Super” coming on scene to capture the man. Reports say that this man was clearly a drunk and was just wondering about, but the police have decided not to press charges against his assault on the man. Him humiliating himself was punishment enough.
Rose: God, you’d think that the news would treat another person with some respect
Barry: (Tries not to get upset as he looks at the TV) Well… that’s just society, Rose
Rose: Well society sucks
Barry: Yeah…. It does, huh?
(As the day goes by normally, it is suddenly stopped when a meteor crashes into the center of the city, leaving a massive hole in the center. The meteor suddenly hatches, letting out a creature with green skin, massive build, three horns on it’s head, and two white eyes)
Barry: (Wakes up from his futon when he hears the loud crash outside) What was that?
News Anchor: Breaking news. A massive meteor struck the city today, injury thirteen and destroying the entirety of Main Street. The meteor that crashed suddenly opened up and an alien creature came out of it. Civilians ran from the creature before they could get a good look at it, and our news team is on their way right now to get more information on this creature
Barry: (Looks out the window to see the crater where the meteor was) This is it! This is my chance (Runs into his closet and starts to get dressed in his hero uniform as he runs down stairs)
Vaag: (Walks down the street, destroying cars that are in his path) Human race, I am Vaag, the last of the Vaagions and soon-to-be champion of the universe. I demand that you bring out your best fighters to challenge me. If you do not send out a true challenge, I shall destroy your planet immediately. I say you, where are your planet’s champions
Barry: (Runs out of the door, in front of Vaag, trying to button up his uniform) Hey, just give me a second
Vaag: (Stares at Barry as he does so)
Barry: (Zips his fly up and stands heroically in front of Vaag) So, what’s your deal, huh? Wanna take over the world and stuff?
Vaag: …. What the hell are you supposed to be
Barry: Oh. I’m Crimson Salvation. I’m a Super without powers
Vaag: A Super… Without powers… (As he stares at Barry, his eyes turn red and he becomes enraged) You dare defy me with this weak creature!? This is the best your planet has!? To hell with this planet! I shall destroy every living creature upon it! I will turn this planet into nothing but dust floating across the void of space, and those that inhabit it will be nothing worth a memory to the other lifeforms that come across- (As he speaks, he gets hit with a taser and electrocuted)
Barry: You know, you really shouldn’t monologue. It’s just asking for the other guy to get a free hit, buddy.
Vaag: (Falls onto the ground, his skin turned a pale green) How… How did you know that electricity was the weakness of a Vaag. I… I surrender. Earth truly is a powerful planet of fighters. I will never harm this planet again (Crawls back to the meteor he emerged from) I’ll just take over a planet run by alien baby penguins or something (Gets into the meteor, which reforms and launches itself back into space)
(The news helicopter arrives, pointing cameras down at the street)
Barry: Hey, did you see that. I did that
Reporter: Uh… Where’s the alien
Barry: He’s defeated. Obviously. I did it
Reporter: …. (To the camera) It seems that the alien surrendered and went back to space, I’m afraid. There are no others here besides a alcohol induced individual...
Barry: Hey, can’t you hear me?
Reporter: So it looks like we have no way of finding out the identity of the alien creature. Alright, let’s head back to the station
(The helicopter flies off as Barry sits there, dumbstruck)
Barry: Oh, give me a break
(As Barry sits on the street, he is unaware of a car being driven by itself, with no one in it)
???: Hello, captain. It seems as though we have found a new Super
Captain: A new one? I didn’t know there was a new one
???: Yes, but this one is different. He has no superpowers
Captain: I see. But a Super is a Super, regardless of powers. I would like to meet this Super myself. Do you think you can bring him here, Cyber Freak
Cyber Freak: (Parks the car and emerges from it, his entire body being made of multiple colored wires) I will do what I can (Hangs up)
Captain: (Sits in his chair as he turns to the others, a woman with short hair and scorch marks on her hands, a little girl with a small teddy bear, and a scrawny looking man)
Captain: Alright, everyone, looks like we’ll be having a new Super joining us. (Looks at the woman with scorched hands) Wildfire… (Looks at the little girl) Dolly (Looks at the scrawny man) and Golem. I think that we’ll have to change our name from the Marvelous Five to the Marvelous Six
Dolly: I like the sound of that, Marvelous Man
(Turns in his chair, revealing his costume, being a yellow uniform with a purple cape, headband, and eye mask, with his blode well groomed being easy to see)
Marvelous Man: Yes, it sure is
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s home (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve you been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got more time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. Said that she was on the phone with her….. Doctor
Barry: Yeah. Doctor Love maybe. Think I can talk to her
Ruby: I’ll ask her (Runs inside)
Rose: Dad, you aren’t doing anything stupid, are you? Like getting yourself nearly killed
Barry: No. Of course not. I’m a cop, Rose. We don’t do much but minor crimes. The Supers take care of the hard stuff.
Rose: Yeah, I know… Just don’t get yourself killed or anything like that
Barry: I try, Rosemary.
Ruby: (Runs out, tugging her mother’s hand)
Scarlet: Alright, I’m coming. Calm down, Ruby.
Barry: (Waves to Scarlet)
Scarlet: Well, I wasn’t expecting you to get off shift until another four hours
Barry: Well, I made time to see my two girls and the Ice Queen
Scarlet: Shut up! Anyway, I’m just glad you could watch the girls tonight
Barry: Of course I would. I always make time for them
Scarlet: Well, being a police officer, you don’t have a lot to do, what with Supers taking the harder jobs
Barry: Yeah. Thank god I’m not a Super, right
Scarlet: Well, I’ll be off. Thanks again for watching the girls, I really appreciate it
Barry: It’s the least I could do. Now go on, get going. Don’t want to be late for your date with a much better man
Scarlet: Oh, with a man who runs a company, I’m sure he will be
Barry: Oh. That hurt, Scarlet
Scarlet: I know (Makes her way out the door)
Barry: (Sits in a chair, as Ruby continues to tug on his arms, giggling)
Rose: (Flips through channels on the TV, when she comes to a news station)
News Anchor: Today, the supervillain, Thunderstruck, was arrested after stealing socks. Though he is of no threat to anyone, he has been placed under arrest by the police, and is held captive. However, we do have footage of a “Super” coming on scene to capture the man. Reports say that this man was clearly a drunk and was just wondering about, but the police have decided not to press charges against his assault on the man. Him humiliating himself was punishment enough.
Rose: God, you’d think that the news would treat another person with some respect
Barry: (Tries not to get upset as he looks at the TV) Well… that’s just society, Rose
Rose: Well society sucks
Barry: Yeah…. It does, huh?
(As the day goes by normally, it is suddenly stopped when a meteor crashes into the center of the city, leaving a massive hole in the center. The meteor suddenly hatches, letting out a creature with green skin, massive build, three horns on it’s head, and two white eyes)
Barry: (Wakes up from his futon when he hears the loud crash outside) What was that?
News Anchor: Breaking news. A massive meteor struck the city today, injury thirteen and destroying the entirety of Main Street. The meteor that crashed suddenly opened up and an alien creature came out of it. Civilians ran from the creature before they could get a good look at it, and our news team is on their way right now to get more information on this creature
Barry: (Looks out the window to see the crater where the meteor was) This is it! This is my chance (Runs into his closet and starts to get dressed in his hero uniform as he runs down stairs)
Vaag: (Walks down the street, destroying cars that are in his path) Human race, I am Vaag, the last of the Vaagions and soon-to-be champion of the universe. I demand that you bring out your best fighters to challenge me. If you do not send out a true challenge, I shall destroy your planet immediately. I say you, where are your planet’s champions
Barry: (Runs out of the door, in front of Vaag, trying to button up his uniform) Hey, just give me a second
Vaag: (Stares at Barry as he does so)
Barry: (Zips his fly up and stands heroically in front of Vaag) So, what’s your deal, huh? Wanna take over the world and stuff?
Vaag: …. What the hell are you supposed to be
Barry: Oh. I’m Crimson Salvation. I’m a Super without powers
Vaag: A Super… Without powers… (As he stares at Barry, his eyes turn red and he becomes enraged) You dare defy me with this weak creature!? This is the best your planet has!? To hell with this planet! I shall destroy every living creature upon it! I will turn this planet into nothing but dust floating across the void of space, and those that inhabit it will be nothing worth a memory to the other lifeforms that come across- (As he speaks, he gets hit with a taser and electrocuted)
Barry: You know, you really shouldn’t monologue. It’s just asking for the other guy to get a free hit, buddy.
Vaag: (Falls onto the ground, his skin turned a pale green) How… How did you know that electricity was the weakness of a Vaag. I… I surrender. Earth truly is a powerful planet of fighters. I will never harm this planet again (Crawls back to the meteor he emerged from) I’ll just take over a planet run by alien baby penguins or something (Gets into the meteor, which reforms and launches itself back into space)
(The news helicopter arrives, pointing cameras down at the street)
Barry: Hey, did you see that. I did that
Reporter: Uh… Where’s the alien
Barry: He’s defeated. Obviously. I did it
Reporter: …. (To the camera) It seems that the alien surrendered and went back to space, I’m afraid. There are no others here besides a alcohol induced individual...
Barry: Hey, can’t you hear me?
Reporter: So it looks like we have no way of finding out the identity of the alien creature. Alright, let’s head back to the station
(The helicopter flies off as Barry sits there, dumbstruck)
Barry: Oh, give me a break
(As Barry sits on the street, he is unaware of a car being driven by itself, with no one in it)
???: Hello, captain. It seems as though we have found a new Super
Captain: A new one? I didn’t know there was a new one
???: Yes, but this one is different. He has no superpowers
Captain: I see. But a Super is a Super, regardless of powers. I would like to meet this Super myself. Do you think you can bring him here, Cyber Freak
Cyber Freak: (Parks the car and emerges from it, his entire body being made of multiple colored wires) I will do what I can (Hangs up)
Captain: (Sits in his chair as he turns to the others, a woman with short hair and scorch marks on her hands, a little girl with a small teddy bear, and a scrawny looking man)
Captain: Alright, everyone, looks like we’ll be having a new Super joining us. (Looks at the woman with scorched hands) Wildfire… (Looks at the little girl) Dolly (Looks at the scrawny man) and Golem. I think that we’ll have to change our name from the Marvelous Five to the Marvelous Six
Dolly: I like the sound of that, Marvelous Man
(Turns in his chair, revealing his costume, being a yellow uniform with a purple cape, headband, and eye mask, with his blode well groomed being easy to see)
Marvelous Man: Yes, it sure is
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one year old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, you should at least give a game some time to age before you remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people said is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are you remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one year old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, you should at least give a game some time to age before you remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people said is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are you remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! you still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... you brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: you seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are you here?
Henry: we need you back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: you are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach you
Henry: you and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! you still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... you brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: you seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are you here?
Henry: we need you back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: you are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach you
Henry: you and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell you do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did you bring me along!?
???: you figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that you have to bring me with you!
???: in the movies people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would you think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell you do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did you bring me along!?
???: you figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that you have to bring me with you!
???: in the movies people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would you think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!