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Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s home (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve you been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got more time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. Said that she was on the phone with her….. Doctor
Barry: Yeah. Doctor Love maybe. Think I can talk to her
Ruby: I’ll ask her (Runs inside)
Rose: Dad, you aren’t doing anything stupid, are you? Like getting yourself nearly killed
Barry: No. Of course not. I’m a cop, Rose. We don’t do much but minor crimes. The Supers take care of the hard stuff.
Rose: Yeah, I know… Just don’t get yourself killed or anything like that
Barry: I try, Rosemary.
Ruby: (Runs out, tugging her mother’s hand)
Scarlet: Alright, I’m coming. Calm down, Ruby.
Barry: (Waves to Scarlet)
Scarlet: Well, I wasn’t expecting you to get off shift until another four hours
Barry: Well, I made time to see my two girls and the Ice Queen
Scarlet: Shut up! Anyway, I’m just glad you could watch the girls tonight
Barry: Of course I would. I always make time for them
Scarlet: Well, being a police officer, you don’t have a lot to do, what with Supers taking the harder jobs
Barry: Yeah. Thank god I’m not a Super, right
Scarlet: Well, I’ll be off. Thanks again for watching the girls, I really appreciate it
Barry: It’s the least I could do. Now go on, get going. Don’t want to be late for your date with a much better man
Scarlet: Oh, with a man who runs a company, I’m sure he will be
Barry: Oh. That hurt, Scarlet
Scarlet: I know (Makes her way out the door)

Barry: (Sits in a chair, as Ruby continues to tug on his arms, giggling)
Rose: (Flips through channels on the TV, when she comes to a news station)
News Anchor: Today, the supervillain, Thunderstruck, was arrested after stealing socks. Though he is of no threat to anyone, he has been placed under arrest by the police, and is held captive. However, we do have footage of a “Super” coming on scene to capture the man. Reports say that this man was clearly a drunk and was just wondering about, but the police have decided not to press charges against his assault on the man. Him humiliating himself was punishment enough.
Rose: God, you’d think that the news would treat another person with some respect
Barry: (Tries not to get upset as he looks at the TV) Well… that’s just society, Rose
Rose: Well society sucks
Barry: Yeah…. It does, huh?

(As the day goes by normally, it is suddenly stopped when a meteor crashes into the center of the city, leaving a massive hole in the center. The meteor suddenly hatches, letting out a creature with green skin, massive build, three horns on it’s head, and two white eyes)

Barry: (Wakes up from his futon when he hears the loud crash outside) What was that?
News Anchor: Breaking news. A massive meteor struck the city today, injury thirteen and destroying the entirety of Main Street. The meteor that crashed suddenly opened up and an alien creature came out of it. Civilians ran from the creature before they could get a good look at it, and our news team is on their way right now to get more information on this creature
Barry: (Looks out the window to see the crater where the meteor was) This is it! This is my chance (Runs into his closet and starts to get dressed in his hero uniform as he runs down stairs)

Vaag: (Walks down the street, destroying cars that are in his path) Human race, I am Vaag, the last of the Vaagions and soon-to-be champion of the universe. I demand that you bring out your best fighters to challenge me. If you do not send out a true challenge, I shall destroy your planet immediately. I say you, where are your planet’s champions
Barry: (Runs out of the door, in front of Vaag, trying to button up his uniform) Hey, just give me a second
Vaag: (Stares at Barry as he does so)
Barry: (Zips his fly up and stands heroically in front of Vaag) So, what’s your deal, huh? Wanna take over the world and stuff?
Vaag: …. What the hell are you supposed to be
Barry: Oh. I’m Crimson Salvation. I’m a Super without powers
Vaag: A Super… Without powers… (As he stares at Barry, his eyes turn red and he becomes enraged) You dare defy me with this weak creature!? This is the best your planet has!? To hell with this planet! I shall destroy every living creature upon it! I will turn this planet into nothing but dust floating across the void of space, and those that inhabit it will be nothing worth a memory to the other lifeforms that come across- (As he speaks, he gets hit with a taser and electrocuted)
Barry: You know, you really shouldn’t monologue. It’s just asking for the other guy to get a free hit, buddy.
Vaag: (Falls onto the ground, his skin turned a pale green) How… How did you know that electricity was the weakness of a Vaag. I… I surrender. Earth truly is a powerful planet of fighters. I will never harm this planet again (Crawls back to the meteor he emerged from) I’ll just take over a planet run by alien baby penguins or something (Gets into the meteor, which reforms and launches itself back into space)
(The news helicopter arrives, pointing cameras down at the street)
Barry: Hey, did you see that. I did that
Reporter: Uh… Where’s the alien
Barry: He’s defeated. Obviously. I did it
Reporter: …. (To the camera) It seems that the alien surrendered and went back to space, I’m afraid. There are no others here besides a alcohol induced individual...
Barry: Hey, can’t you hear me?
Reporter: So it looks like we have no way of finding out the identity of the alien creature. Alright, let’s head back to the station
(The helicopter flies off as Barry sits there, dumbstruck)
Barry: Oh, give me a break

(As Barry sits on the street, he is unaware of a car being driven by itself, with no one in it)
???: Hello, captain. It seems as though we have found a new Super
Captain: A new one? I didn’t know there was a new one
???: Yes, but this one is different. He has no superpowers
Captain: I see. But a Super is a Super, regardless of powers. I would like to meet this Super myself. Do you think you can bring him here, Cyber Freak
Cyber Freak: (Parks the car and emerges from it, his entire body being made of multiple colored wires) I will do what I can (Hangs up)
Captain: (Sits in his chair as he turns to the others, a woman with short hair and scorch marks on her hands, a little girl with a small teddy bear, and a scrawny looking man)
Captain: Alright, everyone, looks like we’ll be having a new Super joining us. (Looks at the woman with scorched hands) Wildfire… (Looks at the little girl) Dolly (Looks at the scrawny man) and Golem. I think that we’ll have to change our name from the Marvelous Five to the Marvelous Six
Dolly: I like the sound of that, Marvelous Man
(Turns in his chair, revealing his costume, being a yellow uniform with a purple cape, headband, and eye mask, with his blode well groomed being easy to see)
Marvelous Man: Yes, it sure is
Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing movies out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell you all the worst movies I have ever seen. First off, these have to be movies that I have seen, so no Food Fight, Biodome, or any of the animated Titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
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After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, or are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, or Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. You know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish you for your poor choices throughout the game and give you a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...
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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. You know, the ones that make you want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, or any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
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Now, I love Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my favorite games of all time. And, I REALLY love the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my favorite items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

Fire Bar
Fire Bar


#10: Fire Bar - Now, this is the Fire Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around fire balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
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Savage Labyrinth
Savage Labyrinth


#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. You have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you actually have...
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Now, after I made my Top Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot more lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many more lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the more nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character you meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th wall more times...
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Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...
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Okay, so, when you think of violent video games, where you kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, or Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where you don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where you go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme or reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that you play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon Day Care Center. Here, you can leave two Pokemon. When you leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....
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Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a Top Ten Hated MLP characters, and a Top Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a Top Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if you like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this show knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on fire again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good show with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered by Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a second in this story and already were getting a murder...
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(Nick answers door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are you going to knock on this door. Do you want me to shoot you in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of you slamming the door in my face. You know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying more ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the Guitar Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...
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Isaac
Isaac
Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do you suck at this game
Cody: You shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were you two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: You know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To Castle Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where you play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: You mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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Swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some street performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are you doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the next step of my training
Swift: Just...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
(This is an experimental article for something else, depending on if it gets the right attention. If you like it, great, but do not expect much from it)

*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the rifle in his right hand, a rifle with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...
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