Song: link
Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*
They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)
Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Episode 2: Caliber
Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville. Has not only one villain.
Mojo Jojo: *In jail* Curses. If I was the only villain, I wouldn't be sabotaged by idiots!
Tom Kenny: There are lots of villains, and bad guys that roam the streets of Townsville.
Song (Start at 3:17): link
Tom Kenny: But there is one that lives outside of Townsville. One that likes to stay in isolation. He seems okay with this, and won't bother you if you stay off his property. He's a pink fur ball with a gun over 200 years old. His name is-
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Hey!! *Chasing a squirrel* Get off my property!! *Shoots the squirrel*
Stop the song
Tom Kenny: Fuzzy Lumpkins!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Jumps into his rocking chair* Now, to enjoy my day by doing nothing. Just like yesterday, and every other day since I was born.
Tom Kenny: Wow. Sounds boring.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Points the gun at the narrator*
Tom Kenny: Uh, on second thought, I'm going to do nothing too! See you later everybody!! Narrate the rest of this yourselves!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: That's more like it. *Begins to fall asleep when a bird flies past* Stay off my property!! *Aims at the bird, and fires*
His bullet missed, and continued to soar into the sky.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Watches the bird fly away* I missed. Whatever. *Falling asleep again*
The streets of Townsville were very busy. The sidewalks were packed with pedestrians, and lots of people were driving their cars to work.
Men: *Together in a Buick*
Fuzzy's bullet hit the front windshield.
Man 52: *Swerves, hitting a parked car*
Man 96: Yo, what you do that for?!
Man 52: *Points at the bullet*
Man 96: ooh.
The girls arrived where the two men had parked their car. The bullet from Fuzzy's gun was still in the front window.
Man 52: Hi Powerpuff Girls. Glad you could make it.
Bubbles: What happened?
Man 96: We were just cruisin' down the street when this bullet hit our front window.
Blossom: *Looks at the bullet* I can't quite make out the caliber, but judging by the angle it's in, it must have come from the north.
Buttercup: Where were you when the bullet hit your window?
Man 52: Just a few feet back.
Bubbles: Don't worry you two, we'll find out where the bullet came from.
Blossom: Exactly. Follow me girls.
Tom Kenny: And so, the girls started heading north, using their X-ray vision to look inside buildings, to search for guns.
Bubbles: I thought you said you weren't narrating the rest of this episode.
Tom Kenny: I lied. However, in Fuzzy's shack.
Fuzzy: *Playing his banjo, while sitting in a rocking chair. His gun is next to him, also in the rocking chair*
The girls were getting close.
Bubbles: Blossom, I think I found something.
Blossom: *Looking through the shack, and sees Fuzzy's gun* That looks too old.
Buttercup: It's probably just a toy.
Bubbles: I don't think so. Blossom couldn't figure out the caliber of the bullet. It must be a custom.
Blossom: She's right. Some people do make their own guns.
Buttercup: Wish I knew that myself.
Blossom: *Flying to the shack with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Fuzzy: *Tuning his banjo* I need new strings.
Blossom: *Knocks three times on the door*
Fuzzy: *Grabs his gun* Get off my property!!!! *Shoots the door*
Blossom's bow was the only thing that got hit by the bullet after it went through the door.
Buttercup: That's definitely not a toy.
Blossom: I'll go around the back. You two stay here. *Flies around the back*
Bubbles: *Scared* But Blossom-
Buttercup: Don't worry Bubbles, I think I know what Blossom's trying to do.
Blossom: *Goes through the back door, but doesn't find Fuzzy* It's okay girls, he's not here.
Bubbles: *Walks in with Buttercup*
Blossom: *Looking at a trap door* And I just found out why.
Song: link
Tom Kenny: After going through the trap door, the girls found their selves in a dark, underground hallway.
Buttercup: I wish we had night vision.
Blossom: Me too.
Bubbles: I can't see anything. I'm scared.
Blossom: It's okay Bubbles. I'm scared too.
Suddenly, a light turned on.
Blossom: If we keep moving forward, the lights turn on by their selves.
Buttercup: That's good.
Bubbles: Let's keep going. I don't like the dark.
Blossom: *Uses her X-ray vision to look for Fuzzy* I think I see him. Let's move forward, then turn left as soon as we can.
Fuzzy: *Pulls out his gun* Don't fail me now boomstick.
The song fades away as Blossom and her sisters turn left, heading closer to Fuzzy.
Fuzzy: *Hears their footsteps*
Blossom: *Still looking at Fuzzy with her X-ray vision* Easy. He could have a trap for us.
Fuzzy: *Moves out from behind the wall to shoot at the girls*
Bubbles: *Hits Fuzzy with a laser*
Fuzzy: Ow! *Falls down* No fair! You had a laser come out of your eyeballs!
Blossom: You weren't being fair either with that trap door you had earlier.
Buttercup: Nor were you being fair when you took that shot at us just for knocking on your door.
Fuzzy: You were trespassing on my property!
Bubbles: Well, if you don't want visitors, I'm sure you won't be getting any where you're going.
Tom Kenny: Jail.
Fuzzy: *In his cell, wearing an orange jumpsuit*
Tom: Nice outfit Mr. Lumpkins. So once again, the day is saved, thanks to....
Song (Start at 0:31): link
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the narrator
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jim Cummings as Fuzzy Lumpkins
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 2, 2017
Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*
They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)
Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Episode 2: Caliber
Tom Kenny: The City Of Townsville. Has not only one villain.
Mojo Jojo: *In jail* Curses. If I was the only villain, I wouldn't be sabotaged by idiots!
Tom Kenny: There are lots of villains, and bad guys that roam the streets of Townsville.
Song (Start at 3:17): link
Tom Kenny: But there is one that lives outside of Townsville. One that likes to stay in isolation. He seems okay with this, and won't bother you if you stay off his property. He's a pink fur ball with a gun over 200 years old. His name is-
Fuzzy Lumpkins: Hey!! *Chasing a squirrel* Get off my property!! *Shoots the squirrel*
Stop the song
Tom Kenny: Fuzzy Lumpkins!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Jumps into his rocking chair* Now, to enjoy my day by doing nothing. Just like yesterday, and every other day since I was born.
Tom Kenny: Wow. Sounds boring.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Points the gun at the narrator*
Tom Kenny: Uh, on second thought, I'm going to do nothing too! See you later everybody!! Narrate the rest of this yourselves!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: That's more like it. *Begins to fall asleep when a bird flies past* Stay off my property!! *Aims at the bird, and fires*
His bullet missed, and continued to soar into the sky.
Fuzzy Lumpkins: *Watches the bird fly away* I missed. Whatever. *Falling asleep again*
The streets of Townsville were very busy. The sidewalks were packed with pedestrians, and lots of people were driving their cars to work.
Men: *Together in a Buick*
Fuzzy's bullet hit the front windshield.
Man 52: *Swerves, hitting a parked car*
Man 96: Yo, what you do that for?!
Man 52: *Points at the bullet*
Man 96: ooh.
The girls arrived where the two men had parked their car. The bullet from Fuzzy's gun was still in the front window.
Man 52: Hi Powerpuff Girls. Glad you could make it.
Bubbles: What happened?
Man 96: We were just cruisin' down the street when this bullet hit our front window.
Blossom: *Looks at the bullet* I can't quite make out the caliber, but judging by the angle it's in, it must have come from the north.
Buttercup: Where were you when the bullet hit your window?
Man 52: Just a few feet back.
Bubbles: Don't worry you two, we'll find out where the bullet came from.
Blossom: Exactly. Follow me girls.
Tom Kenny: And so, the girls started heading north, using their X-ray vision to look inside buildings, to search for guns.
Bubbles: I thought you said you weren't narrating the rest of this episode.
Tom Kenny: I lied. However, in Fuzzy's shack.
Fuzzy: *Playing his banjo, while sitting in a rocking chair. His gun is next to him, also in the rocking chair*
The girls were getting close.
Bubbles: Blossom, I think I found something.
Blossom: *Looking through the shack, and sees Fuzzy's gun* That looks too old.
Buttercup: It's probably just a toy.
Bubbles: I don't think so. Blossom couldn't figure out the caliber of the bullet. It must be a custom.
Blossom: She's right. Some people do make their own guns.
Buttercup: Wish I knew that myself.
Blossom: *Flying to the shack with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Fuzzy: *Tuning his banjo* I need new strings.
Blossom: *Knocks three times on the door*
Fuzzy: *Grabs his gun* Get off my property!!!! *Shoots the door*
Blossom's bow was the only thing that got hit by the bullet after it went through the door.
Buttercup: That's definitely not a toy.
Blossom: I'll go around the back. You two stay here. *Flies around the back*
Bubbles: *Scared* But Blossom-
Buttercup: Don't worry Bubbles, I think I know what Blossom's trying to do.
Blossom: *Goes through the back door, but doesn't find Fuzzy* It's okay girls, he's not here.
Bubbles: *Walks in with Buttercup*
Blossom: *Looking at a trap door* And I just found out why.
Song: link
Tom Kenny: After going through the trap door, the girls found their selves in a dark, underground hallway.
Buttercup: I wish we had night vision.
Blossom: Me too.
Bubbles: I can't see anything. I'm scared.
Blossom: It's okay Bubbles. I'm scared too.
Suddenly, a light turned on.
Blossom: If we keep moving forward, the lights turn on by their selves.
Buttercup: That's good.
Bubbles: Let's keep going. I don't like the dark.
Blossom: *Uses her X-ray vision to look for Fuzzy* I think I see him. Let's move forward, then turn left as soon as we can.
Fuzzy: *Pulls out his gun* Don't fail me now boomstick.
The song fades away as Blossom and her sisters turn left, heading closer to Fuzzy.
Fuzzy: *Hears their footsteps*
Blossom: *Still looking at Fuzzy with her X-ray vision* Easy. He could have a trap for us.
Fuzzy: *Moves out from behind the wall to shoot at the girls*
Bubbles: *Hits Fuzzy with a laser*
Fuzzy: Ow! *Falls down* No fair! You had a laser come out of your eyeballs!
Blossom: You weren't being fair either with that trap door you had earlier.
Buttercup: Nor were you being fair when you took that shot at us just for knocking on your door.
Fuzzy: You were trespassing on my property!
Bubbles: Well, if you don't want visitors, I'm sure you won't be getting any where you're going.
Tom Kenny: Jail.
Fuzzy: *In his cell, wearing an orange jumpsuit*
Tom: Nice outfit Mr. Lumpkins. So once again, the day is saved, thanks to....
Song (Start at 0:31): link
The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the narrator
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jim Cummings as Fuzzy Lumpkins
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 2, 2017
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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