Song: link
Parker: It's warmer!
Kevin: Not by much.
Parker: *Jumps into his swimming pool*
Snowflake: Can we start the show? I got the lineup ready.
Kevin: Yes Miss. Hostess. You may start.
Jerry: What's the lineup?
Snowflake: Down below.
8 PM
Ponies On The Rails: Bak2Bak
8:30 PM
Under The Arch With Tom Foolery
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 47
Gordon, Coffee Crème, And The Pizza Train
August 1, 1955
Percy was on vacation, and Orion was taking over for him.
Orion: *Hitting spikes into rails* Why does Pete need me to help you? You're perfect on your own.
Jeff: Actually, repairing track is very difficult on your own. I should know, I've done it before.
Orion: Well, I still think it's pointless.
Jeff: Would you prefer working on here by yourself?
Orion: No, I'd prefer doing what I'm supposed to do, and that is driving a train!
Jeff: Oh well. Hey, listen, this oughta cheer you up. Coffee Crème, and Gordon might be breaking up.
Orion: Why?
Jeff: You didn't hear? Coffee Crème got engaged to somepony else, and now Gordon is getting annoyed by it. She's thinking of breaking up with him.
Orion: It's about time she came to her senses. I don't know why those two started dating.
Jeff: You know how some mares are.
Orion: Yeah, like my sister.
Jeff: No, your sister is very kind.
Orion: If you were living with her for over twenty years, you'd be telling a completely different story.
Gordon: *Driving passenger train towards Jeff & Orion*
Jeff: Well, we better get out of the way. *Gets off tracks*
Orion: *Waving yellow flag*
Gordon: *Slows down, and gets pass safely*
Jeff: Surprising. I thought Gordon would speed up, to get the passengers to their destination on time.
Orion: Maybe he's depressed about the break up.
But Gordon was actually angry, and was too busy thinking about Coffee Crème to cause any havoc. He stopped at a red signal, just as Coffee Crème was arriving with a freight train. She also had to stop at a red signal, and the two ponies were able to talk to each other, because the cabs of their engines were close together.
Gordon: What are you doing here Frenchy?! You should be in Cheyenne by now!
Coffee Crème: It's not my fault. Somepony was trying to rush over a railroad crossing, and nearly hit me. It was a good thing I could see him, otherwise, I would've hit him.
Gordon: That's no excuse Frenchy. Ponies rushing over a railroad crossing shouldn't stop you. Pete wants up to deliver these trains on time, with no excuses. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way! *Drives train*
Coffee Crème: *Checks signal* Oh great. He gets a green signal, and I have to wait here at a red signal. I hope it changes green soon.
Ten minutes later, the signal turned green.
Coffee Crème: It's about time. *Drives train*
After delivering the passengers to Denver, Gordon had a special job that he always enjoyed doing. Once a week, he had to take a freight train, where all the cars were refrigerated box cars, and had ingredients for making pizza. He takes the train from Denver, into Cheyenne, and everypony running Italian restaurants come to buy the ingredients they need.
Gordon: *Backs engine onto freight train* Okay everypony, you may load up the train now.
Workers: *Loading train with pizza ingredients*
Gordon: We need music for a working montage.
Workers: He's right. Get some music, now!
Random Ponies: *Playing music*
Song: link
Gordon: Ah, *Sits back in chair* That's more like it.
Ponies: *Loading pizza ingredients onto train*
Engineer: *Pushing caboose onto freight train slowly*
Gordon: *Checking fuel gauge*
Ponies: *Finish loading pizza ingredients onto train*
Other Pony: *Connecting airbrakes from train onto caboose*
Conductor: *Climbs into caboose*
Gordon: *Grabs walkie talkie* Everything is all good in my end. How are things going on your end?
Conductor: Fine. We got all the ingredients, the caboose is on, and now we're waiting for a green signal.
Gordon: *Sees green signal* Signal is green, all aboard. *Blows horn twice, and drives train*
Conductor: I'm supposed to say that.
Gordon: Well, I made the job easier for you. *Continues driving train*
Along the way, he had to stop at a red signal. Nearby, was Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.
Gordon: *Stopping train* Hm. Taking a little longer to slow down then last time. *Stops train*
Hawkeye: Hey look, it's Gordon.
Gordon: Guess what. I'm taking the Pizza Train to Cheyenne. See you losers later. *Drives train*
Metal Gloss: What was all that about?
Hawkeye: That was trouble. Trouble for Gordon. He think's he's doing a good job, but I noticed something was wrong with the brakes on his locomotive. It's a possibility they could get jammed.
Metal Gloss: That's not good. Doesn't he even notice?
Hawkeye: I don't think so. Let's get more coal in our engine, and we'll continue with our work.
Metal Gloss: Right. *Loading coal into tender*
Coffee Crème: *Passes by in a short freight train*
Hawkeye: I wonder what she's doing.
Metal Gloss: Most likely some switching. We got a full tender of coal, and we're ready to go.
Hawkeye: Fine. I wish I could see Gordon's reaction to his brakes getting jammed.
Metal Gloss: If they get jammed.
Hawkeye: Right. "If." I bet he'll get so mad.
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.
Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. You have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here. So I have to wait.
Mirage: *Gets entire train pass Coffee Crème*
Signal Pony: The line is clear. Now go.
Coffee Crème: *About to leave* Hey look, a record player. *Takes record player* And it's got a record in it. *Gets in engine, and drives away* And now, for le music. *Turns on record player*
Song: link
Coffee Crème: *Listening to music* Hey. I don't even like Rock & Roll, but this is a great song.
She soon saw Gordon's train in a siding, and Gordon was standing by his engine.
Coffee Crème: *Turns off music, and stops engine* Got yourself in a jam, eh Gordon? What you might call a sticky situation.
Gordon: Shut up! It's not funny having jammed brakes on your train.
Coffee Crème: But I thought you were always on time with this train. *Laughing*
Conductor: That's enough! Get your engine onto this train, and get us into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: You got it. *Backs up, and turns music on, which plays from the beginning again*
Conductor: *Gets in caboose*
Coffee Crème: *Couples up to back of train*
Gordon: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Crème: *Backs up*
Gordon: Wait, shouldn't her engine be on the front of the train?
Coffee Crème: *Pushes train down mainline*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Be careful Coffee Crème! You're supposed to be on the front of the train.
Coffee Crème: Ah, forget that. I wanna prove to Gordon that I'm just at good as he is when it comes to driving a train.
What she didn't know was that her train was getting towards a railroad crossing. The red lights flashed, the gates were going down, but a pony driving a brand new blue, and white Fairlane decided to speed pass the crossing.
Coffee Crème: *Getting towards crossing*
Driving Pony: Ah, stupid train. It can wait for me to get pass. *Looking at train* Wait, it's gonna hit me. I better stop! *Puts on brakes*
Coffee Crème: *Hits car, then turns off music* What was that?
The first three cars on the train derailed, then suddenly, the entire train went off the tracks. One of the car doors flew open, and many of the pizza ingredients flew out.
Coffee Crème: *Gets out of engine* This can't be good. *Gets covered in tomato sauce, pepperoni, and cheese*
Conductor: Oh no! You derailed one of the most important trains ever!
Coffee Crème: But, it was Gordon's fault. He kept on-
Conductor: *Slams Coffee Crème into engine* Don't screw me with me loser.
Coffee Crème: *Begins to cry*
Conductor: Oh, great. You're crying. Well guess what? Grow up, and get used to it!
Pete: *Arrives* Ehem. I'll do the complaining here.
Conductor: Oh. My mistake sir. How'd you get here so fast anyway?
Pete: Don't worry about that.
Conductor: *Stays silent*
Pete: Frenchy, listen to me!
Coffee Crème: Uhmm, yes sir?
Pete: I do not like when my trains get derailed, and you of all ponies should know that. If this happens again, you will be fired!
Coffee Crème: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now, get that tomato sauce off of you.
After the crash, Coffee Crème, and Gordon were at the train station in Cheyenne. They were waiting for another train to arrive so that they could work together, but decided not to talk to each other.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* You know, I think you two could learn a very valuable lesson from all of this. Our first lesson is to not cheat on somepony that you're dating. We also learned to make sure that the brakes are working properly on an engine before you use it, and the most important thing we learned....
Gordon & Coffee Crème: What is it?
Hawkeye: It's not good to be covered up in tomato sauce, pepperoni, and cheese.
Coffee Crème: *Laughing*
Gordon: Why is that funny?
Coffee Crème: I don't know.. It's just.. It's just... *Continues laughing*
Gordon: Funny. *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
The end
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Jeff learns something valuable from Metal Gloss.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 48
Escape
August 6, 1955
Pete was signing papers in his office, when Metal Gloss knocked on the door.
Pete: Come in.
Metal Gloss: *Enters office*
Pete: Hello Metal Gloss. What can I do for you?
Metal Gloss: A very good friend of mine is getting out of jail after ten years, and he wants to throw a party for himself in the station.
Pete: What did he get in jail for?
Metal Gloss: Take a guess.
Pete: I'm gonna say he got in jail for robbing a bank.
Metal Gloss: Nope.
Pete: Robbing a jewelry store?
Metal Gloss: Absolutely not.
Pete: Robbing a restaurant?
Metal Gloss: Who robs a restaurant?
Pete: Anypony that wants free food. What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He got framed for another pony stealing the police commissioner's car. He was only fifteen, and he was in school at the time the car was stolen, but the judge wouldn't listen.
Pete: Well, I'm glad for your friend that he's out of jail. I'll make the necessary arrangements for this to happen.
Meanwhile, Wilson was waiting for a freight train to come in, so that he could push the freight cars down the hump. While waiting, he was with Snow Flake in the yard tower.
Wilson: You'll never believe the news I heard.
Snow Flake: What?
Wilson: I said, you'll never-
Snow Flake: I know what you said, what's the news?
Wilson: The Northern Pacific had one of it's trains crash a few days ago, and they're blaming it on a female worker.
Snow Flake: That sounds really stupid.
Wilson: It is, but the reason the train crashed was because of the condition the tracks were in. They were terrible!
Snow Flake: Why? What were they like?
Wilson: The sleepers were rotting, the nails were rusty, and the rails were weak.
Snow Flake: My god. They should get somepony like Percy, and Jeff to work on those tracks, then they would be as good as ours.
Wilson: Yeah, I hear you. Speaking of Percy, he just got back from his vacation yesterday, but Jeff was sent to Council Bluffs to help out there. Word is, he might get to drive a train to Portland the day he returns.
Snow Flake: Well, good luck for him.
Wilson: Yeah.
Mirage: *Blows horn as he delivers a freight train into the yards*
Wilson: Alright, I gotta get to work. *Leaves tower, and heads for engine*
Pete: *On PA system* Attention, tomorrow there's going to be a party at the station. The party starts at 3 PM, and will end at 6. Be here if you can.
Snow Flake: I wonder what the party is for.
The next day, the station was all set up for the party. Everypony was there to celebrate, except Jeff. He was on his way back to Cheyenne from St. Foalis.
Zack: *Arrives at station* Hola everypony.
Ponies: Hey. *Cheering*
Metal Gloss: Zack, I'm so glad you could make it. Let me introduce you to some of the ponies I work with.
Zack: Sure.
Metal Gloss: This is Stylo.
Stylo: And if you're wondering, the last name is Bevaria.
Zack: Nice to meet you Stylo.
Metal Gloss: This is my boss Pete.
Pete: I arranged this whole party for you when Metal Gloss told me about you getting out of jail.
Zack: Thank you Pete.
Metal Gloss: This is Orion Stardust.
Orion: *Salutes* At your service sir.
Zack: Thank you.
Metal Gloss: This is one of the ponies that fix track, named Percy.
Percy: There's another pony that works with me, but he's not here.
Metal Gloss: Here's another pony, named Snowflake.
Snowflake: How do you do?
Zack: Fine thank you.
Metal Gloss: And this is my special somepony, Pierce Hawkins.
Hawkeye: But everypony calls me Hawkeye.
Zack: Really? Why is that?
Hawkeye: I don't know. I think it's because my last name sounds so similar to it.
Coffee Crème: Hey, aren't you forgetting two ponies?!
Metal Gloss: Oh yeah, that's Frenchy, and the fat unicorn nopony cares about.
Gordon: Hey! Everypony cares about me!
Hawkeye: The minute you actually do your work right, let us all know. Then, we'll start to care about you.
Pete: Enough chit chat, let's get this party started. *Turns on record player*
This is the song playing: link
Ponies: *Dancing with each other*
Zack: *Sees Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss dancing, and walks up to the both of them* Hey Metal Gloss.. When you're done, can I talk to you?
Metal Gloss: You can talk to me now. Is that okay Pierce?
Hawkeye: Sure, go ahead. *Walks to get punch*
Zack & Metal Gloss: *Walk outside of station*
Metal Gloss: What's the matter? You look sad.
Zack: I wanted to get a job here, but they said I couldn't because of my criminal record.
Metal Gloss: That's not fair!
Zack: I know it's not fair, but they won't listen to me.
Metal Gloss: Alright, I'll tell you what. When I'm not busy, you can come here, and we can talk, and have conversations.
Zack: Yeah, okay. Thank you, I appreciate it.
Mirage: *Brings passenger train into station*
Zack: Who was that pony driving the train?
Metal Gloss: That's our newest worker, Nocturnal Mirage. He came all the way from Hungary to work for us.
Zack: He's Hungarian? Cool.
Mirage: *Stops train at station*
Jeff: *Walks off train* Come on Metal Gloss! Stop talking when there's work to be done!
Metal Gloss: Will you excuse me for a minute?
Zack: Sure.
Metal Gloss: *Runs to Jeff* Zack, and I are very good friends, and you two have something in common you know.
Jeff: We do? And what would that be?
Metal Gloss: Jail.
Jeff: *Gasps* Don't mention that word! It makes my legs wobble!
Metal Gloss: It does the same to Zack. He got framed for stealing the police commissioner's car. Now he's trying to work for us, but he can't because of his criminal record. Even so, it's time that we get another pony to help us. Pete needs to hire another pony as an engineer.
Jeff: Yes he does, and quickly. *Checks clock* Well, if you'll excuse me I'm assigned to take a freight train all the way to Portland.
Metal Gloss: Good luck.
Jeffery got the freight train to Portland on time. It was 3 AM when he arrived, and everything was dark. He was just about to uncouple his engines from the train, when he saw a mare laying close to the tracks, by two Northern Pacific diesels. Why she was there seemed like a mystery to Jeff, so he decided to investigate.
Jeff: Who's there?
Mare: *Looks up* Do you work for the Union Pacific?
Jeff: Yeah, and I'm proud of it.
Mare: Well I'm Nicole. My special somepony named Ike is with me in this locomotive. We ran out of fuel, and we're trying to get away.
Jeff: But why are you here?
Nicole: We're escaping.
Jeff: From what?
Nicole: Jail.
Jeff: *Shivers* Wait a minute. Do you work for the Northern Pacific?
Nicole: I used too, but then I got fired. My boss threatened to kill me, so me, and my special somepony stole these two engines from them.
Jeff: Alright, I'll be glad to help. We gotta make it look like we're taking those engines away for scrap though.
Nicole: Got it.
So they got to work. Jeff uncoupled his engines from the freight train, and left it in the siding, while he got his engines coupled up to Nicole's engines. While doing this, Ike was making markings on Nicole's engine, saying scrap.
Nicole: Don't you think it's dangerous to drive that train backwards?
Jeff: I don't have enough time to turn this thing around on a turntable, so here we go.
Nicole & Ian: *Climb into engine*
Jeff: *Drives backwards*
Railroad Police Pony: *Looking at train*
Dog: *Barking*
Railroad Police Pony: *Blows whistle*
Jeff: *Stops train*
Railroad Police Pony: A-ha! Caught ya trying to take two Northern Pacific diesels. You can't take those!
Jeff: But they're for the U.P. See for yourself.
Railroad Police Pony: *Looking around train* Alright, seems in order. Go ahead.
Jeff: *Drives away*
Nicole: *Looks out cab*
Jeff: *Shouting from his engine to Nicole's engine* Can you hear me?!
Nicole: Yeah!
Jeff: That was close!!!
Nicole: We had worse! I'll tell 'em to you when we get to where we're going.
And so, the three ponies continued on to Cheyenne, as the sun was rising.
When they arrived at Cheyenne, it was 6 AM.
Jeff: We're home!
Percy: *Sees Jeff arrive with Nicole, and Ike in the Northern Pacific diesels* Jeff, what did you do?!
Jeff: I rescued a couple of ponies from getting arrested for no reason.
Percy: Good for you.
One hour later at the station, Jeff told everypony about Nicole, and Ike.
Coffee Crème: Interesting, very interesting.
Gordon: Jeffery should tell Pete about this at once.
Pete: *Arrives* Well here he is. Now what's going on?
Mirage: With all due respect Pete, we need another pony to help us out.
Gordon: Or two if necessary.
Pete: Well, unless one pony gets rescued from being arrested for being a mare, and brings somepony else with her, there's little hope.
Jeff: But sir, one has.
Pete: Right, and thanks to you Jeff she's now working for us. You did a great job getting those two to join us.
Now Nicole, and Ike work for the Union Pacific Railroad. They work together on driving trains, and sometimes when they drive a train, others will call their train the Northern Union Pacific. Nicole, and Ike both like the nick name, and so it has stuck to them to this very day.
The End.
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Mirage deals with another bus driver.
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Parker: It's warmer!
Kevin: Not by much.
Parker: *Jumps into his swimming pool*
Snowflake: Can we start the show? I got the lineup ready.
Kevin: Yes Miss. Hostess. You may start.
Jerry: What's the lineup?
Snowflake: Down below.
8 PM
Ponies On The Rails: Bak2Bak
8:30 PM
Under The Arch With Tom Foolery
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 47
Gordon, Coffee Crème, And The Pizza Train
August 1, 1955
Percy was on vacation, and Orion was taking over for him.
Orion: *Hitting spikes into rails* Why does Pete need me to help you? You're perfect on your own.
Jeff: Actually, repairing track is very difficult on your own. I should know, I've done it before.
Orion: Well, I still think it's pointless.
Jeff: Would you prefer working on here by yourself?
Orion: No, I'd prefer doing what I'm supposed to do, and that is driving a train!
Jeff: Oh well. Hey, listen, this oughta cheer you up. Coffee Crème, and Gordon might be breaking up.
Orion: Why?
Jeff: You didn't hear? Coffee Crème got engaged to somepony else, and now Gordon is getting annoyed by it. She's thinking of breaking up with him.
Orion: It's about time she came to her senses. I don't know why those two started dating.
Jeff: You know how some mares are.
Orion: Yeah, like my sister.
Jeff: No, your sister is very kind.
Orion: If you were living with her for over twenty years, you'd be telling a completely different story.
Gordon: *Driving passenger train towards Jeff & Orion*
Jeff: Well, we better get out of the way. *Gets off tracks*
Orion: *Waving yellow flag*
Gordon: *Slows down, and gets pass safely*
Jeff: Surprising. I thought Gordon would speed up, to get the passengers to their destination on time.
Orion: Maybe he's depressed about the break up.
But Gordon was actually angry, and was too busy thinking about Coffee Crème to cause any havoc. He stopped at a red signal, just as Coffee Crème was arriving with a freight train. She also had to stop at a red signal, and the two ponies were able to talk to each other, because the cabs of their engines were close together.
Gordon: What are you doing here Frenchy?! You should be in Cheyenne by now!
Coffee Crème: It's not my fault. Somepony was trying to rush over a railroad crossing, and nearly hit me. It was a good thing I could see him, otherwise, I would've hit him.
Gordon: That's no excuse Frenchy. Ponies rushing over a railroad crossing shouldn't stop you. Pete wants up to deliver these trains on time, with no excuses. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way! *Drives train*
Coffee Crème: *Checks signal* Oh great. He gets a green signal, and I have to wait here at a red signal. I hope it changes green soon.
Ten minutes later, the signal turned green.
Coffee Crème: It's about time. *Drives train*
After delivering the passengers to Denver, Gordon had a special job that he always enjoyed doing. Once a week, he had to take a freight train, where all the cars were refrigerated box cars, and had ingredients for making pizza. He takes the train from Denver, into Cheyenne, and everypony running Italian restaurants come to buy the ingredients they need.
Gordon: *Backs engine onto freight train* Okay everypony, you may load up the train now.
Workers: *Loading train with pizza ingredients*
Gordon: We need music for a working montage.
Workers: He's right. Get some music, now!
Random Ponies: *Playing music*
Song: link
Gordon: Ah, *Sits back in chair* That's more like it.
Ponies: *Loading pizza ingredients onto train*
Engineer: *Pushing caboose onto freight train slowly*
Gordon: *Checking fuel gauge*
Ponies: *Finish loading pizza ingredients onto train*
Other Pony: *Connecting airbrakes from train onto caboose*
Conductor: *Climbs into caboose*
Gordon: *Grabs walkie talkie* Everything is all good in my end. How are things going on your end?
Conductor: Fine. We got all the ingredients, the caboose is on, and now we're waiting for a green signal.
Gordon: *Sees green signal* Signal is green, all aboard. *Blows horn twice, and drives train*
Conductor: I'm supposed to say that.
Gordon: Well, I made the job easier for you. *Continues driving train*
Along the way, he had to stop at a red signal. Nearby, was Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.
Gordon: *Stopping train* Hm. Taking a little longer to slow down then last time. *Stops train*
Hawkeye: Hey look, it's Gordon.
Gordon: Guess what. I'm taking the Pizza Train to Cheyenne. See you losers later. *Drives train*
Metal Gloss: What was all that about?
Hawkeye: That was trouble. Trouble for Gordon. He think's he's doing a good job, but I noticed something was wrong with the brakes on his locomotive. It's a possibility they could get jammed.
Metal Gloss: That's not good. Doesn't he even notice?
Hawkeye: I don't think so. Let's get more coal in our engine, and we'll continue with our work.
Metal Gloss: Right. *Loading coal into tender*
Coffee Crème: *Passes by in a short freight train*
Hawkeye: I wonder what she's doing.
Metal Gloss: Most likely some switching. We got a full tender of coal, and we're ready to go.
Hawkeye: Fine. I wish I could see Gordon's reaction to his brakes getting jammed.
Metal Gloss: If they get jammed.
Hawkeye: Right. "If." I bet he'll get so mad.
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.
Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. You have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here. So I have to wait.
Mirage: *Gets entire train pass Coffee Crème*
Signal Pony: The line is clear. Now go.
Coffee Crème: *About to leave* Hey look, a record player. *Takes record player* And it's got a record in it. *Gets in engine, and drives away* And now, for le music. *Turns on record player*
Song: link
Coffee Crème: *Listening to music* Hey. I don't even like Rock & Roll, but this is a great song.
She soon saw Gordon's train in a siding, and Gordon was standing by his engine.
Coffee Crème: *Turns off music, and stops engine* Got yourself in a jam, eh Gordon? What you might call a sticky situation.
Gordon: Shut up! It's not funny having jammed brakes on your train.
Coffee Crème: But I thought you were always on time with this train. *Laughing*
Conductor: That's enough! Get your engine onto this train, and get us into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: You got it. *Backs up, and turns music on, which plays from the beginning again*
Conductor: *Gets in caboose*
Coffee Crème: *Couples up to back of train*
Gordon: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Crème: *Backs up*
Gordon: Wait, shouldn't her engine be on the front of the train?
Coffee Crème: *Pushes train down mainline*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Be careful Coffee Crème! You're supposed to be on the front of the train.
Coffee Crème: Ah, forget that. I wanna prove to Gordon that I'm just at good as he is when it comes to driving a train.
What she didn't know was that her train was getting towards a railroad crossing. The red lights flashed, the gates were going down, but a pony driving a brand new blue, and white Fairlane decided to speed pass the crossing.
Coffee Crème: *Getting towards crossing*
Driving Pony: Ah, stupid train. It can wait for me to get pass. *Looking at train* Wait, it's gonna hit me. I better stop! *Puts on brakes*
Coffee Crème: *Hits car, then turns off music* What was that?
The first three cars on the train derailed, then suddenly, the entire train went off the tracks. One of the car doors flew open, and many of the pizza ingredients flew out.
Coffee Crème: *Gets out of engine* This can't be good. *Gets covered in tomato sauce, pepperoni, and cheese*
Conductor: Oh no! You derailed one of the most important trains ever!
Coffee Crème: But, it was Gordon's fault. He kept on-
Conductor: *Slams Coffee Crème into engine* Don't screw me with me loser.
Coffee Crème: *Begins to cry*
Conductor: Oh, great. You're crying. Well guess what? Grow up, and get used to it!
Pete: *Arrives* Ehem. I'll do the complaining here.
Conductor: Oh. My mistake sir. How'd you get here so fast anyway?
Pete: Don't worry about that.
Conductor: *Stays silent*
Pete: Frenchy, listen to me!
Coffee Crème: Uhmm, yes sir?
Pete: I do not like when my trains get derailed, and you of all ponies should know that. If this happens again, you will be fired!
Coffee Crème: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now, get that tomato sauce off of you.
After the crash, Coffee Crème, and Gordon were at the train station in Cheyenne. They were waiting for another train to arrive so that they could work together, but decided not to talk to each other.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* You know, I think you two could learn a very valuable lesson from all of this. Our first lesson is to not cheat on somepony that you're dating. We also learned to make sure that the brakes are working properly on an engine before you use it, and the most important thing we learned....
Gordon & Coffee Crème: What is it?
Hawkeye: It's not good to be covered up in tomato sauce, pepperoni, and cheese.
Coffee Crème: *Laughing*
Gordon: Why is that funny?
Coffee Crème: I don't know.. It's just.. It's just... *Continues laughing*
Gordon: Funny. *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
The end
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Jeff learns something valuable from Metal Gloss.
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 48
Escape
August 6, 1955
Pete was signing papers in his office, when Metal Gloss knocked on the door.
Pete: Come in.
Metal Gloss: *Enters office*
Pete: Hello Metal Gloss. What can I do for you?
Metal Gloss: A very good friend of mine is getting out of jail after ten years, and he wants to throw a party for himself in the station.
Pete: What did he get in jail for?
Metal Gloss: Take a guess.
Pete: I'm gonna say he got in jail for robbing a bank.
Metal Gloss: Nope.
Pete: Robbing a jewelry store?
Metal Gloss: Absolutely not.
Pete: Robbing a restaurant?
Metal Gloss: Who robs a restaurant?
Pete: Anypony that wants free food. What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He got framed for another pony stealing the police commissioner's car. He was only fifteen, and he was in school at the time the car was stolen, but the judge wouldn't listen.
Pete: Well, I'm glad for your friend that he's out of jail. I'll make the necessary arrangements for this to happen.
Meanwhile, Wilson was waiting for a freight train to come in, so that he could push the freight cars down the hump. While waiting, he was with Snow Flake in the yard tower.
Wilson: You'll never believe the news I heard.
Snow Flake: What?
Wilson: I said, you'll never-
Snow Flake: I know what you said, what's the news?
Wilson: The Northern Pacific had one of it's trains crash a few days ago, and they're blaming it on a female worker.
Snow Flake: That sounds really stupid.
Wilson: It is, but the reason the train crashed was because of the condition the tracks were in. They were terrible!
Snow Flake: Why? What were they like?
Wilson: The sleepers were rotting, the nails were rusty, and the rails were weak.
Snow Flake: My god. They should get somepony like Percy, and Jeff to work on those tracks, then they would be as good as ours.
Wilson: Yeah, I hear you. Speaking of Percy, he just got back from his vacation yesterday, but Jeff was sent to Council Bluffs to help out there. Word is, he might get to drive a train to Portland the day he returns.
Snow Flake: Well, good luck for him.
Wilson: Yeah.
Mirage: *Blows horn as he delivers a freight train into the yards*
Wilson: Alright, I gotta get to work. *Leaves tower, and heads for engine*
Pete: *On PA system* Attention, tomorrow there's going to be a party at the station. The party starts at 3 PM, and will end at 6. Be here if you can.
Snow Flake: I wonder what the party is for.
The next day, the station was all set up for the party. Everypony was there to celebrate, except Jeff. He was on his way back to Cheyenne from St. Foalis.
Zack: *Arrives at station* Hola everypony.
Ponies: Hey. *Cheering*
Metal Gloss: Zack, I'm so glad you could make it. Let me introduce you to some of the ponies I work with.
Zack: Sure.
Metal Gloss: This is Stylo.
Stylo: And if you're wondering, the last name is Bevaria.
Zack: Nice to meet you Stylo.
Metal Gloss: This is my boss Pete.
Pete: I arranged this whole party for you when Metal Gloss told me about you getting out of jail.
Zack: Thank you Pete.
Metal Gloss: This is Orion Stardust.
Orion: *Salutes* At your service sir.
Zack: Thank you.
Metal Gloss: This is one of the ponies that fix track, named Percy.
Percy: There's another pony that works with me, but he's not here.
Metal Gloss: Here's another pony, named Snowflake.
Snowflake: How do you do?
Zack: Fine thank you.
Metal Gloss: And this is my special somepony, Pierce Hawkins.
Hawkeye: But everypony calls me Hawkeye.
Zack: Really? Why is that?
Hawkeye: I don't know. I think it's because my last name sounds so similar to it.
Coffee Crème: Hey, aren't you forgetting two ponies?!
Metal Gloss: Oh yeah, that's Frenchy, and the fat unicorn nopony cares about.
Gordon: Hey! Everypony cares about me!
Hawkeye: The minute you actually do your work right, let us all know. Then, we'll start to care about you.
Pete: Enough chit chat, let's get this party started. *Turns on record player*
This is the song playing: link
Ponies: *Dancing with each other*
Zack: *Sees Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss dancing, and walks up to the both of them* Hey Metal Gloss.. When you're done, can I talk to you?
Metal Gloss: You can talk to me now. Is that okay Pierce?
Hawkeye: Sure, go ahead. *Walks to get punch*
Zack & Metal Gloss: *Walk outside of station*
Metal Gloss: What's the matter? You look sad.
Zack: I wanted to get a job here, but they said I couldn't because of my criminal record.
Metal Gloss: That's not fair!
Zack: I know it's not fair, but they won't listen to me.
Metal Gloss: Alright, I'll tell you what. When I'm not busy, you can come here, and we can talk, and have conversations.
Zack: Yeah, okay. Thank you, I appreciate it.
Mirage: *Brings passenger train into station*
Zack: Who was that pony driving the train?
Metal Gloss: That's our newest worker, Nocturnal Mirage. He came all the way from Hungary to work for us.
Zack: He's Hungarian? Cool.
Mirage: *Stops train at station*
Jeff: *Walks off train* Come on Metal Gloss! Stop talking when there's work to be done!
Metal Gloss: Will you excuse me for a minute?
Zack: Sure.
Metal Gloss: *Runs to Jeff* Zack, and I are very good friends, and you two have something in common you know.
Jeff: We do? And what would that be?
Metal Gloss: Jail.
Jeff: *Gasps* Don't mention that word! It makes my legs wobble!
Metal Gloss: It does the same to Zack. He got framed for stealing the police commissioner's car. Now he's trying to work for us, but he can't because of his criminal record. Even so, it's time that we get another pony to help us. Pete needs to hire another pony as an engineer.
Jeff: Yes he does, and quickly. *Checks clock* Well, if you'll excuse me I'm assigned to take a freight train all the way to Portland.
Metal Gloss: Good luck.
Jeffery got the freight train to Portland on time. It was 3 AM when he arrived, and everything was dark. He was just about to uncouple his engines from the train, when he saw a mare laying close to the tracks, by two Northern Pacific diesels. Why she was there seemed like a mystery to Jeff, so he decided to investigate.
Jeff: Who's there?
Mare: *Looks up* Do you work for the Union Pacific?
Jeff: Yeah, and I'm proud of it.
Mare: Well I'm Nicole. My special somepony named Ike is with me in this locomotive. We ran out of fuel, and we're trying to get away.
Jeff: But why are you here?
Nicole: We're escaping.
Jeff: From what?
Nicole: Jail.
Jeff: *Shivers* Wait a minute. Do you work for the Northern Pacific?
Nicole: I used too, but then I got fired. My boss threatened to kill me, so me, and my special somepony stole these two engines from them.
Jeff: Alright, I'll be glad to help. We gotta make it look like we're taking those engines away for scrap though.
Nicole: Got it.
So they got to work. Jeff uncoupled his engines from the freight train, and left it in the siding, while he got his engines coupled up to Nicole's engines. While doing this, Ike was making markings on Nicole's engine, saying scrap.
Nicole: Don't you think it's dangerous to drive that train backwards?
Jeff: I don't have enough time to turn this thing around on a turntable, so here we go.
Nicole & Ian: *Climb into engine*
Jeff: *Drives backwards*
Railroad Police Pony: *Looking at train*
Dog: *Barking*
Railroad Police Pony: *Blows whistle*
Jeff: *Stops train*
Railroad Police Pony: A-ha! Caught ya trying to take two Northern Pacific diesels. You can't take those!
Jeff: But they're for the U.P. See for yourself.
Railroad Police Pony: *Looking around train* Alright, seems in order. Go ahead.
Jeff: *Drives away*
Nicole: *Looks out cab*
Jeff: *Shouting from his engine to Nicole's engine* Can you hear me?!
Nicole: Yeah!
Jeff: That was close!!!
Nicole: We had worse! I'll tell 'em to you when we get to where we're going.
And so, the three ponies continued on to Cheyenne, as the sun was rising.
When they arrived at Cheyenne, it was 6 AM.
Jeff: We're home!
Percy: *Sees Jeff arrive with Nicole, and Ike in the Northern Pacific diesels* Jeff, what did you do?!
Jeff: I rescued a couple of ponies from getting arrested for no reason.
Percy: Good for you.
One hour later at the station, Jeff told everypony about Nicole, and Ike.
Coffee Crème: Interesting, very interesting.
Gordon: Jeffery should tell Pete about this at once.
Pete: *Arrives* Well here he is. Now what's going on?
Mirage: With all due respect Pete, we need another pony to help us out.
Gordon: Or two if necessary.
Pete: Well, unless one pony gets rescued from being arrested for being a mare, and brings somepony else with her, there's little hope.
Jeff: But sir, one has.
Pete: Right, and thanks to you Jeff she's now working for us. You did a great job getting those two to join us.
Now Nicole, and Ike work for the Union Pacific Railroad. They work together on driving trains, and sometimes when they drive a train, others will call their train the Northern Union Pacific. Nicole, and Ike both like the nick name, and so it has stuck to them to this very day.
The End.
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Mirage deals with another bus driver.
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