I’m Having S*x With You Right Now Walter

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Tim: *Sitting by a campfire with Captain Jefferson* Ah, this is nice.
Captain: Yes it is.
Shayne: *Watching Metal Gloss and Stylo surfing*
Crane: I didn't know ponies could surf.
Shayne: Neither could I.
Wayne: What about trains?
Shayne: Are you kidding? We're too heavy.
Wayne: Try telling that to your silver friend.
Shayne: What? *Sees Sean on a big surfboard surfing along with several humans* In the world?!
Wayne: While Shayne refuses to believe what he's seeing, I shall host tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Wayne from The Nut House, and here's what we got lined up for you. Where Eagles...

In the year 2700, civilization has moved into the sky, above the ground, due to alien raiders. However, a rude, brash ex gangster by the name of Chase plans on taking back the lower level of earth. Armed with nothing but his silver revolver named Six Shooter, he heads to The Grounds in order to fight off the alien threat and take it back for humanity.

~Characters~

Chase
A twenty six year old ex gangster. Known for being a rude, cocky, arrogant, flirtatious man who enjoys gun fights, soda, and dirty magazines, he is not afraid of a fight. Although he is not respected by many people, he still sees...

Hello, everyone. And it’s finally 2017. Ain’t it great? No more Harambe jokes, no more celebrities dying, no more being overly offensive (I hope). But, enough about why the world sucks. Let’s talk about me, and what cringey crap I have in mind. Now, I have a lot planned for 2017. Like, a lot. But first, some things for older series. Now, the series, Welcome to Clearwater, I don’t think I’ll be continuing. I just don’t have much I can satire, and I kinda ended Welcome to Eastwood just to have the group have an end. I was planning on having Welcome to Clearwater be more serious at...

Well, everyone, I have decided to cancel Christmas this year. If I have to suffer this Christmas, then so should everyone else. Why? Because of the worst Christmas related fanfic I have ever read. It is a fanfic called Sexy Santa.... Oh god.
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their friends on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly,...

*The hatred that Hannah had for Franklin was building up inside. He was right. He was right about her. But she had a feeling, a feeling that, if she didn’t do something, he would get away with these murders. There would be no evidence, nothing to prove that he was the one responsible for the murders. She didn’t show any signs of hesitation for someone like him. She aimed the gun at Franklin and fired the gun at his head. He fell back, his body limp before it even hit the ground. As soon as he was dead, the world around Hannah started to fall into black as she slowly awakened.*

*William rested...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another top ten list for the Halloween season. Today, we will be looking at another set of spooky structures, except, instead of the haunted house, will be looking at a large castle. Castles are large structures made long ago, which housed rich and royal people. While they are an amazing piece of history, there is no doubt that there is something creepy about walking into an old castle in the middle of the night. So, today, we’ll be looking at the abundance of castles from a multitude of things. First, some rules. FIRST, only castles from what I have seen....

Now, I love video games…. and, you all know that. Okay, I love video games, but, not every game is perfect. In fact, there are parts of games that take all the fun from the game and ruin it. So, I am going to show you guys the moments in games that annoy me. First off, these are all from games I play, and they have to be from games I like. So, with that said, lets begin



#15: Ashley Section from Resident Evil 4 - So, after playing as a bad ass bodyguard to the president who is going around killing psychotic villagers, what do we get? We get to play as Ashley, the annoying, and useless...

Now, final bosses are the final challenge of the game, between you and the completion of the game. And, of course, they are always the greatest moment of the game. So, with that, I want to tell you all my favorite boss fights in games. But, the obvious rules. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Also, this list contains MASSIVE Spoilers, so, you have been warned. So, with that, here we go.



#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the list then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, by todays...

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S.B: *Playing guitar*
Sean: Sounds like he keeps getting better and better.
Tim: I'll say.
Derek: He looks exactly like Johnny Lightning.
Mark: Maybe it is Johnny Lightning.
Lewis: And I am the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome everyone, here's our lineup tonight.

8 PM - Now

Sean Meets The PPG - TV-G
Trainz - TV-PG

8:30 PM

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - TV-MA
Johnny Lightning - TV-PG

Lewis: Let's get cracking.

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are you done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one more class I have to...

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Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of you are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Orion: Followed by

Adventures Of Thomas & Friends - Rated...

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Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that love cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal street racers, or cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when you go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if you take a look at the map, you will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are fire departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, popular for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

Narrator: Gather around children, and and I’ll tell you a tale
Child: Why are we here
Narrator: Because I ain’t getting paid by the hour just to sit around with my dick in my hand. Now, this is based on a true story
Child: But you said it was a tale
Narrator: Don’t question my rhyming. Now, it all started in Colorado
Child: Is it South Park
Narrator: No, now shut up. Now, this is the story of of Wind and how he was less of a dick on Christmas

Wind: (Lying his head on the desk, as Christmas music plays on the P.A.)
Cody: Hey, faggy Claus. I learned that one from a movie
Wind: (Sits his head up,...

You know, after the fucking disaster that was the live action Attack on Titan movie, I thought about what was some of the worst Japanese movie adaptions from an anime and game. It was honestly kind of hard. I decided to look at games, since they seem to be fucked up very easily by everyone. First, there was the live action Phoenix Wright movie…. and it was surprisingly good. And trust me, I’ll talk about that movie some other time. So, I decided to take a look at a movie that took place two years after the Phoenix Wright movie. It is a movie based on the famous RPG Maker game Ao Oni…....