I’m Having S*x With You Right Now Walter

Hey, here is a Mario fanfic. Guess what? It sucks. Yeah, this one here is a real big fuck up, and it is known as Mario’s Inner Insanity. By the end of this, I think I’ll be the one who’s insane. Also, the author’s username is Mr. Steal You Ho, so, right off the bat, I can tell we’re going to “enjoy” this fanfic.
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first or third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about...

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FBI Men: *Driving a Camaro* Hurry up! He's coming to stop us!
Johnny: *Chasing the FBI in his Belvedere* Corruption will lead you to nowhere.
S.B: *Watching Johnny chase the FBI* Well, I was going to have that person who looked exactly like me host this week's segment of the S.S.S.S, but that job will have to go to someone else. We're bringing Gran Turismo back into our lineup, so I'm letting Tim Miller host tonight.
Tim: Thanks. It feels good to be back. Tonight we got a new, crisp lineup for you, also including some shows we already featured in the past.

8 PM

Johnny Lightning - Rated...

Now, there are a lot of games that I am sure you are all excited for, weather it is Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate, Batman: Arkham Knight, or Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, or something else I’m not familiar with. But then there are the games that we were all hyped for, only for all of them to get cancelled. So, I am going to tell you all the games that looked amazing, but were sadly cancelled. Well, lets get to it, shall we.

#10: Super Mario 128 - Now, this was shown around the time when the Gamecube was going to be released. It was shown at E3, showing a bunch of Mario’s doing…....

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Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent...

I LOVE animation. Hell, I am actually planning to get a career in being a writer for animation. And there are a lot of animation out there. However, some of them can be… pretty screwed up at times. Now, for this list, I am only including one scene per show. I am also only including episodes from shows that I have seen. Also, these have to be cartoons. So, Goosebumps, while scary, is out. Also, I am excluding most anime, because the list will be full of them. However, if it has been shown to kids on TV, than it is allowed. Okay, now, with all that said, let’s start the list.



#10: Imperfect...

After a tiring and busy day of work in the hospital, the flaxen coated mare unlocked the door of the vaulted residence. Her tawny mane was in a messy bun, and she was dressed in a white coat. As she walked inside her home, she accidentally stumbled upon a few letter blocks and stuffed animals that belonged to her young daughter, Willow. Her tangerine eyes shut as she released a sigh, carefully walking around the mess, heading straight to the living room. It was six in the morning, so she did not want to bother her family who were sleeping upstairs, so she instead would sleep on the couch.

To...

Walter: (Buying masks, gloves, and a bottle of aspirin from the Mall-Mart)
Store Clerk: (Swiping items)
Customer: Come on, man. Hurry up
Walter: Hey, you mind shutting up? We all got crap we got to do
Customer: (To the store clerk) You aren’t questioning this guy buying all this stuff
Store Clerk: Honey, I make minimum wage a week. Unless this gets me a raise, I won’t question a damn thing
Walter: So, why don’t you stop poking your nose where it doesn’t belong and head to the express isle
Customer: It’s more than ten items
Walter: Well, look at you, with your body weight, I doubt you’ll...

So, let’s go over the underaged killer stories again in the creepypasta world. Okay, so we got Jeff the Killer- Well, this was a fucking mistake. As you know from… well, me, I am not a fan of the whole “emotional teenager becomes an unstoppable killer because people are too stupid to fight off a knife wielding psychopath with a gun” creepypastas, or E.T.B.U.K.B.P.A.T.S.T.F.O.K.W.P.W.A.G. Creepyastas This includes Jeff the Killer, all of his awful fan creepypastas, Jane the Killer, Clockwork, and Eyeless Jack. And trust me, I’m going to touch upon those stories later on. So, when I...

Back during the sixth generation of gaming consoles, we got a game called Red Dead Revolver, the original, Red Dead Redemption, one of my favorite games of all time. Now, Red Dead Revolver wasn’t… Terrible. I liked it, in a way, but it was clearly not what everyone wanted. It had you go through linear missions, when everyone was hoping for GTA but with horses. Sure, it’s not a bad game, but everyone was hoping for an open world wild west game… But, little did they know, that there was a wild west open world game that was released… And still, little did they know, because no one I...

(Phillip and Walter walk down the hall of Ricardo’s building)
Phillip: Walter, do we really want to go back and work for this guy
Walter: He’s got money. We don’t. I think that if we work for him a bit longer, we could make our money back. Besides, I got everything planned out
Phillip: You do?
Walter: Yes. We’ll do just a few more jobs for him, and when we’re sure we’ve got everything we need, we’ll do one last job. A huge heist at a bank.
Phillip: A-a bank heist?
Walter: Yes. It’s the perfect way to get all the money we need
(They open the door to Ricardo’s office)
Ricardo: (On the...

So, I was looking around the internet… and guess what… THERE ARE MORE BONG CHONG DONG GHOST STORIES! AH HA HA HA HA!..... Fuck my life.
So, the next one I will be talking about is the Bong Chong Ghost 2. So, is this one any better than the original…. lets find out.
So, it starts with yet another nameless character, this time a boy. So, he is waiting in the train station, alone. Gee, you think with a population as big as Korea’s, you’d think more people would be in the subway. Anyway, as he’s waiting, he see’s this woman, who is walking around. She is stumbling around, and the boy...

Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about more things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty by now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, you are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can...