humphrey an american spy whatched the nazi army marched through as he stood and wiped the sweat off his fore head *konniggratzer marsch plays* look at them all im glad we have had the strategic upper hand the last few months or else we would all be screwed. humphrey took his nazi officers cap from the uniform he was wearing off and used it as a fan for a second and put it on another officer stepped up and said agent dead o black this is agent richareeson the 3rd do you copy. yes i do are you seeing this. yep. meanwhile in moscow... run dar sheeshen! al benn tugaa! grenades flew through the air and bombarded a russian t34 tank the tank shot out brick walls in the apartment buildings with its 0.308mm. machine gun hutch a renegade american cia agent had gone mad and betrayed the us and became a nazi panzershrek soldier at the time in moscow he had been carrying 3 things a scoped kar 98 a mg34 and a luger. he mounted the mg34 in a broken window. it wasnt doing very much he said no no no its not right he fragged his entire sqaud and killed them all and yelled out IM AN AMERICCCCAAAAANNN!he took out his id and said dont shoot he took his luger and shot another german in the head and he collapsed the russian got out of the tank and said well it seems strange just because you shot your men dosent mean your american it could mean your a traitor comrade! the russian soldier observed the americans id and said why the fu** are you doing here if your an american its a long story i will let you know later said hutch. meanwhile back in berlin... oh jeez how much longer do i have to wear this tacky outfit im sweating to death. just a little longer. humphrey lit a cigaret and salty next to it took it out of his mouth and stomped on the cherry. no smoking.! its only gonna get worse! he said what the h*** that was my last smoke man no time salty shouted and they ran and got into a panzerwerfer and it drove away leaving a trail of dust and a track mark in the dirt. back at moscow... well i looked out the window and what do i see outside the base, a frozen american. it strange ah is he ok uh i think so. *chatter chatter chatter chatter* uh comrade why are you smoking? kept me warm *puff* well im oh god for got the snow. hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! THE END
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck you talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hey Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do you mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for you not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1. The Rain dance sceen.
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I love it when Humphrey dances. And his singing is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I love these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I love the second one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do you have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I love it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I love it when Humphrey dances. And his singing is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I love these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I love the second one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do you have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I love it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
hey this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a day and maybe 2 on weekends
one day on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to move i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
one day on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to move i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
The third howl. Humphrey got up and ran faster than he ever had before to the alpha station.
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey said painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey said with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot by a hunter in grass behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell you to give all of your love that you gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey said painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey said with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot by a hunter in grass behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell you to give all of your love that you gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."