Alpha and Omega Article: New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance At Keeping

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New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance At Keeping

posted by thehumphrey

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!"

Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes

I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.

Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!

I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.

Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine

Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.

I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them

I will think of a password other than "password"

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KingSimba4Ever9 I will wish you luck

tales of Alpha and omega- Judgement day 3/3

posted by xi_omega

It was hard beating the swarm of Alpha Shades but they did it Xi, Humphrey, Lilly, Kate, Garth, Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Ryan, Ghastly, Fletcher, Tanith, China, Pedro, Nico, Blu, Jewel, Blade and Water had done it and at that same moment Fire and the Doctor came out of the cave “Right Fire has the power in him now so he now have a chance against Alpha and Artimus” said the Doctor, Xi smiled and said “Good now we can put phase two of my plan” Humphrey then raised his eyebrow “What’s phase two?” he asked.
Alpha was furious when he got the report that his death squad was defeated by...

K & H adventures. Mini story 5. Part 1 of 1. “After the fallout.”

posted by AlphaWill

Kate and Humphrey adventures.
Mini story 5. Part 1 of 1. “After the fallout.”

After their three day waiting period, the pack emerged from the airplane hangar. This was the first fresh air they have had in three days and it felt great. A cool breeze brushed through the valley making everyone feel even better. "So what should we do dad?" Kate wondered. "Well, go back to the usual routines I guess. All Will said to do is wait in there for three days and then come out." Winston replied. "OK, everyone feel free to do whatever, just try and stay somewhat close to the popular spots." Kate announced....

i cant decide

posted by alphamajor

should i write about life after the first alpha and omega movie or

life after the first alpha and omega movie with me in it or

life in a completely different pack with me in it and new characters or

life with a character from the first alpha and omega omega movie in my town

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i needed more words so ignore the ses plz help by commenting

the legend of fangs chapter 1(plz read this is my first story i appreciate it =P)

posted by bloodshot444

This story takes place in Canada jasper park. it is about a wolf who will go through countless struggle just to find happiness.

One day on a bright summer day a wolf was born he was not like any other and he was about to embark on the hardest journey there is...life. His mother and father were so overjoyed they loved their child more than anything and for the first eight years of fangs life he was happy and he loved his family more than anything. But one day on a rainy night tragedy struck his family and his pack were attacked by the rival pack know as the eastern wolves. the packs have been...

ALPHA AND OMEGA: JEEPER CREEPERS

posted by trueshadowwolf

IN THE MEMORY OF:
1. humphrey
2. garth
3. lilly
4. tony
5. winston
6. eve
7. salty
8. shakey
9. mooch
10. marcel and paddy
11. all the alpha wolves.

kate was the only one that ever survived. the creature didnt come back to kill her. cause spring was over. jeeper creepers was known as a demon thats a bat from hell. in every spring it gets to eat. but when springs over. it wraps up like a shell. but kate never found humphreys body. or shakeys body. so this is not the end of the story. you will find out later.

the fake life chapter 14 alpha and omega

posted by lonehumphrey

Hey people hope you enjoy please spread word around about my stories none reads them lol.

The docters pulled the plug on Nathan. " is he dead" Mike the doc asked. " well I'm not sure I don't hear his heart but" he couldn't finish. " well I'm alive " Nathan said quietly. Kate, kaitlyn and everyone else was cheering and crying
" its impossible " the docter said. " well I still have a fracture and internal bleeding but alive " shadow told him quitely again.

After two weeks Nathan was all healthy " hey shadow we have to decide what type of rank you'll be in " eve told him outside his parents den....

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Life With Katie: Spring Break Pt. 1

posted by Red_Pyramid206

I had woken up on a beautiful Thursday morning to the sound of my wife Katie sound asleep next to me. She was naked in anthro form after having a bit of wild hot sex last night. I looked at the calender and realized I did not have to go to work till Monday! I forgot that my office gave us a mini spring break! Since it was 7 AM, I decided to go back to sleep with Katie. I pulled the covers over us and wrapped my arms around her luscious breasts. After drifting off to sleep. I suddenly found myself on the hard floor. Katie decided it would be funny to push me off the bed this morning as a prank....

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the fake life chapter 10 alpha and omega

posted by lonehumphrey

Hey guys please enjoy

When eve finished telling Nathan about his new form and everything she walked him to the clan school where they decide what territory and if there an alpha or not. " but here we are Nathan we might see you soon " eve said then she walked away.
Well here I go he thought then when he came close enough he heard a voice " stop and state where you came from " a voice said. " the eastern clan " Nathan told the voice.
Then he walked out " welcome I'm can-do and ill be your master for now , got it ". He said firmly " got it " Nathan
told him quietly. " follow me " cando told him....

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Adele Song Smash-Up

posted by DJBrandon

There's a fire starting in my heart (D)
I heard that your dreams came true (S)
Don't underestimate the things that I will do (S)
There's a fire starting in my heart (D)
Reaching a fever pitch And it's bringing me out the dark (D)
Now rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
The scars of your love remind me of us (D)
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all (D)
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited (S)
Rumour has it! (R)
I heard that you're settled down (S)
That you found a girl and you're married now. (S)
But you played it (D)
(You're gonna wish you never had met me) (D)
You played it (D)
Rumour has it (R)
Never mind, I'll find someone like you (S)
You played it (D)
We could have had it all (D)
You played it to the beat. (D)

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First love first kiss

posted by ninja989

It was a wonderful day in New York as a German Shepard was woken by the warm sun as he woke his dream disturbed. His love kissing him it was the collie down the street her name has Sophie. Then Sophie came to visit ninja (the German shepard.)

Hi ninja" said Sophie

Ninja blushed "hi

Are you ok?

Me oh yeah

You seem stressed

No I'm fine

They started a Conversation as they walked together but, Sophie kept blushing why? Beacuse she was secretly in love with him but she was to scared to tell him.

Are you sure Ninja? " said Sophie

Well.. There has been something on mind" said Ninja shyly

What is it?...

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the fake life chapter 7 alpha and omega

posted by lonehumphrey

Hey fellow wolves please comment and enjoy : )-

When Nathan found out Jon wasn't at the hospital he knew Wright away he had to save him. But how he was miles away from jasper park and one human verses 70 wolves who will win. nate thought,
So Nathan got the best transportation thing he could get, a doge ram from a house a couple houses away from the hospital.
" Come on work , work." ( ZAP ) " aahhh fuck " Nathan said while getting a electricated. " that's a good way to start the day " he said while putting the truck it in drive.
When he drove away no one noticed him driving, " jasper here I come...

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The fornala curse part 1

posted by kingdom123

as i stepped out into the moonlight i knew i wasnt alone.... i felt a... presence, another wolf! it had to be! i could sence that from a mile away! cala...it had to be here she had been hunting me for months she just could never find me, i had been in hiding, but i have finally come out.... but she has found me! i started running as fast as i could! sticks cracked under me as i ran, how could this be? how could she find me! i was stunned as another wolf jumped on top of me, nala why are you running so fast? wew! it was only my brother, konar my fellow pack brother, oh konar i was just..uhh...

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the fake life pt 2

posted by lonehumphrey

I have to give credit to ( kateandme) for the ideas so thank you for the help. Hope you injoy.

When Nathan woke up he found himself in a cave with his head pounding from dehydration but his foot seemed better somehow. When his eyes adjusted to the light he saw a ( human) but he looked just at it and it was a golden beautiful wolf.
" o holy crap " Nathan screamed while jumping up but only to rebreak his already injured foot.
" Its ok its ok " said the golden wolf. " Wwhere am I " Nathan asked. " Your in jasper park its ok I wont hurt you I just want to ask you a few questions".
The wolf said while...

"Life with The Pack" Storyline and "Life with Wolves" News!!!

posted by bigmackb

Hey guys, Mack Wolf here, i'm just posting this to tell you guys im writing a new artical and news on my other one.

Ok the new artical "Life with the Pack" is my second fan fic ever

it's about a week since Kate and Humphrey and Lill and Garth became mates and life is great tell they run in with a very odd 14 year old boy who know's how to hunt, and after they meet, the 3 pack leader's: Winston, Eve, and Tony make a very odd questian for the boy to join the pack. how will Humphrey, Kate, Lilly , Garth and the whole pack deal with this boy and how long befor they start a fight or become friends?

so that's the new artical, now on the news with "Life with Wolves" i have not giving up on it i'm just on writers block and i've thought of all these other articals to write so im just taking a break don't think i'm giving up im not.

well that's basically it so im done, peace bro's and bra's

-Mack Wolf

A Kate Mystery: The Dark Descent (Part 3)

posted by The0fficialKate

I headed toward the torture rooms. It was not a comfortable place not one bit. I would have payed anything to have gotten out..
I saw blood stains on the floor, "Don't worry Kate all the criminals are already dead nothing can hurt you heheh.." I was shivering my head was pounding. But I had to get out I moved on.
I headed into one room and there was a large brass bull with fire wood under it. I studied the bull, "Aha! I know this torture device!" I smiled. I'll admit I was pretty proud of myself for knowing it. The brazen bull is what it is called practically a "human cooker." I grabbed a tinderbox and lit the fire wood. It got a little smokey around the room. I left the room and looked at the map.
"Pretty close to the exit!" I smiled and wagged my tail. "I can't wait til the pack hears about this!" I heard a deep growl coming from one of the rooms, I shouldn't have been so stupid to ignore it..

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Leon's Confession *PLEASE READ*

posted by Red_Pyramid206

Fellow Alpha and Omega Club Members,

I am Chris' Son Leon, the eldest of his children. Lately I have said that my heart is broken and I lost my job. Yes, that is true. I forgive the girl who hurt me and we are best friends as of right now. However, I am embarassed to say that I did not take it well earlier.

After I got the text from my GF, My world shattered. I had just gotten home from a month long assignment and was going to propose to her. After the breakup. I spend most of my morning crying, then it got worse. I turned to alcohol and ended up drinking 2 and a half bottles of liquor. I...

Chapter 5: An Old Friend

posted by MarvelousAlpha

The four wolves were still waiting for the black wolf to wake up. Kate saw a small area of red on the girl's side. Blood. Kate walked over to an area of grass and picked the longest and widest one. She took it and wrapped it around the black wolf's body, covering up the blood. Confused, Humphrey asked, "Umm, what are you doing?"

She tied a knot on the blade of grass to keep it in place and answered, "It'll keep her blood inside her body, where it belongs."

"Good thinking," Garth said.

"What do you think her name is?" Lilly asked the others, after a few minutes of waiting.

Kate wondered the same...

"Life with Wolves" story line UPDATED

posted by bigmackb

ok so this is my first Fan Fic so go easy on me.

so basicaly this is a "Life with" story and you can see it's about alpha and omega.

so the story is about me and my five good friends/band mates and what happens is that their live start suck more and more and when they kill one of thier rivals men, they leave thier old lives behind by getting help by their music teacher who lends them a medium sized truck and load ther music equipment, clohtes, and other things and set off but when they get to Jasper park a misteryus thing happens.... read it to find out what it is?

oh and in this fan fic Kates...

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Chapter 4: An Injured Black Wolf

posted by MarvelousAlpha

Chapter 4: An Injured Black Wolf

The group of wolves: Kate, Humphrey, Lilly, and Garth were still walking. They hadn't seen or thought of anything fun as long as they had been in Helena National Forest. Garth was smiling to himself. Kate noticed the smile and wondered what he was thinking about, her question was asked for her when Lilly asked, "There's nothing to do, what's with the smile?"

"Humphrey's head stuck in the tree. It was just a funny sight for me."

"Shut it, Gar-" Humphrey began, but was interrupted by a loud noise. He stopped in his tracks and looked back, wondering what the loud...

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first come first serve chapter 1

posted by lonehumphrey

It was a warm day on June 18 2,001and it was also the best day for 2 adult alphas but the their last.And their names were Mike and megan. It was 9 am and the exact time of birth of two wolves named Humphrey and Lisa. Their beautiful said megan. yes yes they are said mike but they didn't know they were being watched. Snap the two wolves turned their heads but not quick enough. Bang the noise went across the jasper park woods. Its clear said the two black market hunters said. Hey their are two pups left what do we do. Lets leave them the animals theyll take them.After the black marketers left...