#1:
The Major: My friends, it has often been said that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I LOVE war!
#2:
The Major: Here it comes, I can feel it. A mighty river, a river of death. *laughs* The dead, ha, shall dance... AND ALL OF HELL SHALL SING!!
#3:
Major: Our purpose, is the total absence of purpose.. You should be aware, Fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself.
Maxwell: (to Major) Your insane..
Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Then let me ask you, if your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn't it seem to you that any god like that would be just as mad as I?.. We are the finest of the Third Reich. Do you have any idea how many people we've killed!?
#4:
Major: I must admit, zat after all the defeats I have suffered, victory's taste is strange upon my tongue. It has hints of blood... and iron. (with relish) I love it!
#5:
Intragra: (seeing him hit with powerful bullet) burn in hell
Major: (weakly).. I will... But not "yet".
#6:
Major: (last words) Ah... Excellent... ["smiles while dying"] Zhis was exactly... What I hoped my war would be.
#7:
Major: We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.
#8:
Sera: If they wanted to die SO badly, they should of jumped into a fire.. Or NOT of become vampires AT ALL!!
Major: You make it sound so simple little girl.. Sure we want to die.. But you see.. Mere death isn't enough for us.. If we are to die.. It is to be a honoured death.. A SOLDIERS death.. That is why we are here, you see.
#9:
Major: By the time they realize their destinies never left my palm, my fist will have already closed in around them.
#10:
Major: Tonight.. We destroy ALL of London!.. Leave no evidence that this place EVER existed.. That crowd of fifty billion people, are nothing more than our feast.
The Major: My friends, it has often been said that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I LOVE war!
#2:
The Major: Here it comes, I can feel it. A mighty river, a river of death. *laughs* The dead, ha, shall dance... AND ALL OF HELL SHALL SING!!
#3:
Major: Our purpose, is the total absence of purpose.. You should be aware, Fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself.
Maxwell: (to Major) Your insane..
Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Then let me ask you, if your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn't it seem to you that any god like that would be just as mad as I?.. We are the finest of the Third Reich. Do you have any idea how many people we've killed!?
#4:
Major: I must admit, zat after all the defeats I have suffered, victory's taste is strange upon my tongue. It has hints of blood... and iron. (with relish) I love it!
#5:
Intragra: (seeing him hit with powerful bullet) burn in hell
Major: (weakly).. I will... But not "yet".
#6:
Major: (last words) Ah... Excellent... ["smiles while dying"] Zhis was exactly... What I hoped my war would be.
#7:
Major: We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.
#8:
Sera: If they wanted to die SO badly, they should of jumped into a fire.. Or NOT of become vampires AT ALL!!
Major: You make it sound so simple little girl.. Sure we want to die.. But you see.. Mere death isn't enough for us.. If we are to die.. It is to be a honoured death.. A SOLDIERS death.. That is why we are here, you see.
#9:
Major: By the time they realize their destinies never left my palm, my fist will have already closed in around them.
#10:
Major: Tonight.. We destroy ALL of London!.. Leave no evidence that this place EVER existed.. That crowd of fifty billion people, are nothing more than our feast.
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even more then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even more then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favorite Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The title is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The title is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..