Courtney: You know, Duncan, the love migration is my favorite time of year! For three whole days, our love from around the globe gather on one spot to trade our secrets.
(Scene cuts to the bus stop)
Ah, that was the most beautiful day of our date ever.
Duncan: Well, I didn't catch a thing with my dumb old love.
Courtney: Lucky for me, I have you as my boyfriend! (kisses Duncan's forehead)
Duncan: Wow! I would love for a chick like that! You know, something small like a carrot. But not spiders, they're bad, like me. (Scene cuts to the bus dropping off Duncan and Courtney on their street)
Courtney: Good night, Duncan.
Duncan: Good night, Princess. (Courtney rolled her eyes and hugged him)
(At Courtney's house)
Courtney: (in her bed) Ah, I love Duncan. (night breaks into day quickly and the foghorn alarm goes off) Whoo! Time to get ready for day two of my date with Duncan. And I'll start with calling Duncan in my cellphone. (she calls and realizes Duncan's not calling) Duncan? (gasps) He's not calling me! (runs out the door)
* later... *
Courtney: Bridgette, Duncan has been calling on my cellphone!
Bridgette: Maybe Duncan's hanging out with another girl. (Courtney gasps, growls)
Courtney: Oh, no, he didn't!
(scene cuts to Courtney sitting in her chair by the phone when it rings. She picks it up) Oh! Hello? Hello?
Duncan: Hey, Babe.
Courtney: (sweetly) Hey... (angrily) Duncan!!!!!
Duncan: Oh, sorry.
Courtney: Don't call unless you admit. (hangs up. The phone rings again) WHAT?!
Duncan: Hey, Princess, I just like your face. It's nice.
Courtney: Ugh! I'll never get Duncan admit. (looks out her window and notices Duncan running around with another girl)
Courtney: (growls) Duncan's lucky. He gets to go out with another girl in the middle of the night. (gets in bed). (her eyes widen. Scene cuts to morning. she walks up to Duncan’s house)
Courtney: Duncan? Duncan?
(she sees a bear with a microphone in its hand) It's a Confess-a-Bear. She's a special friend you tell all your secrets to.
(quickly dashes off to speak for the bear)
Confess-A-Bear: Hi! My name is Confess-a-Bear! Tell me all your secrets.
Courtney: Um, I did something recently I'm not very proud of. I didn't mean to do it. It just sort of happened.
Confess-a-Bear: Hmmm, maybe you should talk about it.
Courtney: Well, it involves my boyfriend Duncan. I don't think he knows what happened, but it would really upset him if he found out.
Confess-a-Bear: Tell Confess-a-Bear!
Courtney: I've said too much already.
Confess-a-Bear: Tell Confess-a-Bear now! Now!!
Courtney: I accidentally knocked Duncan’s toothbrush in the toilet and put it back on the counter without washing it! Confess-a-Bear? (Duncan runs around in the background wiping his tongue off and screaming) You're mad at me, aren't you, Confess-a-Bear? (scene cuts to Courtney walking up to Duncan's house) Duncan!
Duncan: Uh, don't come in! I'm not decent! The house is a mess! There's a radiation leak!
Courtney: Hmmm... (walks down some stairs into Duncan's house) Duncan, where are you? Why are the lights off?
Duncan: I'm in here. Be out in a second. (Duncan's shadow reveals himself with another girl)
Courtney: Ah...ha.
Duncan: (Standing with his hands behind his back) Hey, Babe.
Courtney: What's in your hand, Orge?
Duncan: (shows his left hand) Nothing.
Courtney: What's in your other
hand, Duncan?!
Duncan: (grows another arm through his chest) Nothing in my other hand.
Courtney: Ugh! I give up.
*8 hours later...
(later, Courtney knocks on Duncan's rock) Hello! Who are you?
Courtney: (wearing a brown wig) Greetings, young fellow! I am willing to pay top dollar for your items with sentimental value, if you know what I mean. Word on the street is that you know where to get quality supplies.
Duncan: What street said that? Was it this one? (points at the street) Mind your own business!
Courtney: Sir, I know that you are in possession of a rare truth. I will pay one billion dollars for that net. (shows a fake $1,000,000,000 bill that is colored on with crayon)
Duncan: I don't know who you are, I wouldn't even sell it for a dollar.
Courtney: Oh really?
Duncan: You can't have it for any price.
Courtney: And why not?
Duncan: This means more to me than money. It's my girlfriend's!
Courtney: (rips off the wig) A-ha!
Duncan: Oh, thank god you're here. There was this scary chick with a wig asking a lot of wierd questions.
Courtney: Duncan, I'm the scary chick!
Duncan: Why would you wear such a scary wig?
Courtney: Why would you cheat on me with another girl?
Duncan: What? I'm your boyfriend!
Courtney: You were my boyfriend, you no-good cheater! You said that it was your girlfriend's!
Duncan: Gift.
Courtney: What?
Duncan: It's my girlfriend Courtney’s gift. (opens the case up to reveal a new cellphone) I got you a new cellphone.
Courtney: That is so thoughtful of you. Duncan? (a bunch of stuff is on the ground) What you doing?
Duncan: (sets the TV in the pile of junk) I'm not your boyfriend. I'm a no-good cheater.
Courtney: Where're you going?
Duncan: I'm leaving you while I still have my dignity.
Courtney: Duncan, no! (bus stops in front of them) So, this is it?
Duncan: Barring the unforeseen hand of fate, I'm afraid it is.
Courtney: (hands onto Patrick's left foot) Please, don't go. I'm sorry I accused you. I don't want to you. Please forgive me.
Bus Driver: What's the holdup? Now can we get going?
Duncan: Babe... I accept your apology.
Courtney: Oh, come here, you big lug. (both hug and Courtney cry loudly...)
Passengers: Aww...
Bus Driver: They do this all the time. I'm serious. I--ugh, nevermind.
Duncan: I'm staying here!
Passengers: Hooray! (bus drives off)
(Duncan and Courtney make out in the end)