“Well, since I can’t erase your memories, how would you three like to join? We could always use new recruits.” said Skipper.
“You’re willing to trust us that quickly?” I asked
“I still don’t, but if I can’t do anything to make you three forget about this, there’s nothing I can do but let you join.”
“Skippa, “okk a this!” exclaimed Rico.
“Hey, put that down! That’s Kristen’s Birthday gift!”
“Ooh, I do love birthday’s, when was yours?-OUCH!” said Private, followed by a slap from Skipper.
“What is it?” he asked me
“Classified Intel a.k.a not for your eyes.” I said
“Well then I have to read it then, don’t I?” he said
“Skipper’s Log: The Truth Behind the Bird? What in the name of Commissioner McSlade is this?!” Skipper shouted.
(A/N. I’ll post the Autobiography when I’m done with this story.)
Several minutes passed as he read it. Finally, he said,” I don’t know how you found all this out, but I want the truth, now!” he barked
“I got 95% of it from the movies and the TV show, the rest I made up.”
“TV show?”
“Yep. “The Penguins Of Madagascar”, or P.o.M for short.” Said Kristen.
“And just how many people actually watch this “P.o.M”?” he asked
“Millions of people. It’s a spin off from the Madagascar movies. You wouldn’t believe the lengths people go to when it comes to this show. They’ve got crazy pairings like Skilene or, Skipper and Marlene, and some of the more…disturbing ones like Kico, or Kowalski and Rico as dating pairs. Kowalski alone had thousands of obsessed fangirls out there who are in love with him. And not to mention the Fan Fiction, which is basically an individual person’s take on a show, movie or book. Anything goes with Fan Fiction, they can make whatever they want happen. That’s what I thought your Autobiography was until you confirmed it was true. You guys even have your own video games, toys and T- Shirts!” I said
“Curse you Dreamworks!!!!!! Now the whole world knows about us!’ shouted Skipper
“Well, Skipper, there shouldn’t be a problem if everyone out there thinks it’s just a television show. Which, if the show is anything like our real lives, is a noneducational one at that.” Said Kowalski.
“Oh yeah, it is.” I said, showing a full list of the episodes and their summaries, which they read for about 10 minutes.
“Well, I suppose there’s nothing we can do about it.” Said Kowalski
“You know, I’ve heard rumors that they’re thinking of canceling it, it’s practically the talk of the Fan fiction websites. I’ve checked the internet, and there’s nothing to confirm or deny it You guys have millions of fans out there, you have a movie airing in 2015 about how you all met! How can they think of canceling it!?.” I said.
“What!? But they can’t do that!” exclaimed Private
“I know. It’s the second most popular kid’s show in TV” said Kristen.
“Well, I guess it’s a matter of time, boys. Meanwhile, Let’s get started on your initiation.” Said Skipper
“Uh, there’s a small problem with that.” Said Kowalski
“And that would be… what? Asked Skipper
“Do you remember my time freezing stopwatch? Um, It’s uh, well, It’s kind of… uh…”
“Spit it out solider!”
“It’s been stolen!” he said
“That explains why it was so quite in the city!” Said Amanda, who hadn’t spoken till now.
“Boys… uh men….I mean Team! We have a mission! Let’s move out!”
“But, Skipper, we don’t even know who did it. And you’ve forgotten, they’re human. They can’t do a lot of things we can do.” Chimed in Private
“Luckily, Private,” Began Kowalski,” I have just the ticket! I call it the “Shape Changer 3000.” He said proudly.” All we need to do is get some of your DNA.” He went on to explain that it worked by reading the DNA of its user (but in order for us to change between Human and Penguin form he needed our DNA to enter it into the collection of disguises, and he also needed it to create our penguin forms out of random features of penguins). Afterwards it pasted the disguise’s DNA on yours, and that’s how it worked.
The end result was that I got Kowalski’s height, Rico’s Mowhawk, Skipper’s beak and eyes and my glasses.
Amanda was a Chinstrap penguin with Private’s body and head shape and a large Pink bow on her head.
Kristen was a Magellanic Penguin, the feathers on her head were pulled back into a small ponytail and she was wearing her ever present favorite sunglasses.
Kowalski’s idea was to use his time machine to set up a surveillance camera earlier in the day when the stopwatch was stolen. While he was doing that, Rico was singing to Ms Perky, Private was telling an uninterested Amanda about the joys of Lunacorns, which left Kristen, Skipper and I with nothing to do.
“Pajkowski?”
“Yes, Sir?” Kristen and I answered.
“Ok, let’s get one thing clear: when I call for Pajkowski I’m calling Adam. I’ll call you and your sister by your first names.” Said Skipper.
“ Ok, sir, whatever floats your root beer. So what did you want with me, sir?” I asked
“I need you for training, on the double.”
“ If Kristen can’t be allowed to train with me, then you can call me “Unprepared for duty”, Skipper.”, I went on,” besides, she’s a pretty capable fighter. Once , when she was angry at me I only had a hairbrush and a plastic spoon to protect myself with!”
‘That didn’t happen!” she said.
“What? I’m not allowed to be the leader/ exaggerating one? You’re the brainy/lovable psycho one and Amanda’s the sweet but dangerous one!” I protested.
“ Ok, Ok , keep your shirt on!” she said
“Hey, whoever said I exaggerated?” Asked Skipper.
“Never mind, don’t answer that! Let’s start training!” he also said
And so we did. After several hours of drilling and practicing, Kristen and I could fight about as well as Private. We were about to resume anew when Kowalski bellowed, “ Skipper, Skipper! I’ve got something!!!”
Kowalski played the tape. For a few minutes of faastfowarding, there was nothing, until two small dark blurs stole the stopwatch. Kowalski rewound and paused it, and the blurs revealed themselves to be a lobster and a sewer rat!
“Team, it looks like we’re on our first mission with new members!”: said Skipper “ Kowalski, any idea where they are?”
“I haven’t the foggiest.” Said the intelligent bird.
“Yeees, That’s right!” said the TV “you haven’t the foggiest, Kowalski!”
“Blowhole!?” said Skipper.