"Wait up, Kid!' called Tom as he shimmied down the hole "I wanna make sure I understand what your saying, because if I'm hearing what your saying & your saying what I think your saying...What are you saying?"
"Im SAYING you should look at this!" i said turning his head to look at the room
"Oh my goodness.. you really are INSANE!!!!!!" Shouted Tom
"It.. It looks just like the Penguins HQ! "exclaimed James." SKipper, this isn't insanity. This is genius! He even got the telly!"
"No it isn't genius or insanity. It's real. Every square inch of it, from the top of the ice floe to the cinder block table. "Kristen said.
I entered the door to Kowalski's lab and shut it quickly.
'So, are they amazed?" asked Skipper
"no they think Kristen and I are RICH certifiable nutbags."
"Ok, so we walk in there" said Kowalski," and I am 100% positive that the looks on their faces will be priceless."
"Alright men. Forward march!" whispered Skipper.
Unfortunately, kristen chose THAT moment to take a picture of them with their backs turned away from us, doing the Penguins pose.
When they turned around they birds, were mirroring the pose they were doing.
it was like one of those acing exercises. Awkward, but still hilarious.
"wow. You even have remote controlled puppets!" said Tom as he bent down to examine Skipper who slapped him, hard.
"no one calls us puppets unless we want you to think we are!" said Skipper
"my calculations were correct, Skipper. They have just had the shock of their lives." said Kowalski
"Would you like any refreshments? we have_ow!" private said followed by the obligatory slap freom Skipper
"Private! The contents of that fridge are for our eyes and stomachs only. You can't just go offering tea to stragners1' he chided.
Willing to change the subject, i said " Kowalski, you have to change us into penguins, them too if the plan is to go forth."
"What? Oh Yes, right." he said once again explaining hoe the shapechanger worked, more for the benefit of our guests than us.
"Speaking of changes.. In your Espionage file. In the ROMANCE category, you have to update it. "Hey sweet thang, you wanna grab an egg cream at the malt shop?" is waaay out of date."
"Kowalski, Update it." said Skipper
"how about..." He said flipping through his notepad" Hey groovy chich, wanna go with me to the Roller Disco? Now that's the ultimate pickup line, right Skipper?"
" can we do this later? We have guests to attend to."
"we need you to cover for us till Sunday Morning while we go out on a mission to find out EXACTLY how Dreamworks knows so much about us."
"Someone very high up is not telling you actors a single thing." i said
" I practically made the TV show a reality! Who could be more higher up than me?" asked Tom
"that's what we're going to find out." said Private.
"Oh, Adam" said Private.
"yes?'
" I forgot to give this to you yesterdya. It's a gold coin necklace from the Lost Treasure of the Golden Squirrel. I remember you saying you collect old coins."
"Mighty nice of you Private. Thanks." i said
it was a gold plated 1910 nickel. it was brand new when the treasure was lost for a century on July 19th 1910.
(A/N I"m wearing it now. Since the episode aired in 2010, it makes sense that 100 yrs ago would be 1910)
"how excatly do they intend to find what they're looking for?" asked Jeff
"Your guess is as good as mine. Probably blackmail or interrogation." I said
"Guys, we have a visitior" announced Kristen
"Hey guys! Whats Shakin?" asked Marlene
"N-nothing M-marlene." said Tom , obvouisly shocked to see her.
"Ooookay. " Pulling us to the side, she said " What's up with them? They Looked nervous. They never look nervous!"
"Sorry Marlene. it's classified. Skipper's going through a rough patch now and really doen't want you, or anyone for that matter, bothering him" I said
' Well I can take a hint! Goodnight!" she stormed out of the HQ
"goodnight guys." Said Kristen
"Goodnight , you two. " Said Tom.
"Sleep well. The beds can be a bit uncomfortable unless you put some blankets or something underneath you.' i said.
"Will do. Will do." he Said.
We all went to bed wondering what the birds were up to .
(A/N. as you've guessed, i hope the title refers to the guy's shock at meeting the birds and Kowalski's time machine. Stay tuned for another one soon.)
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"Im SAYING you should look at this!" i said turning his head to look at the room
"Oh my goodness.. you really are INSANE!!!!!!" Shouted Tom
"It.. It looks just like the Penguins HQ! "exclaimed James." SKipper, this isn't insanity. This is genius! He even got the telly!"
"No it isn't genius or insanity. It's real. Every square inch of it, from the top of the ice floe to the cinder block table. "Kristen said.
I entered the door to Kowalski's lab and shut it quickly.
'So, are they amazed?" asked Skipper
"no they think Kristen and I are RICH certifiable nutbags."
"Ok, so we walk in there" said Kowalski," and I am 100% positive that the looks on their faces will be priceless."
"Alright men. Forward march!" whispered Skipper.
Unfortunately, kristen chose THAT moment to take a picture of them with their backs turned away from us, doing the Penguins pose.
When they turned around they birds, were mirroring the pose they were doing.
it was like one of those acing exercises. Awkward, but still hilarious.
"wow. You even have remote controlled puppets!" said Tom as he bent down to examine Skipper who slapped him, hard.
"no one calls us puppets unless we want you to think we are!" said Skipper
"my calculations were correct, Skipper. They have just had the shock of their lives." said Kowalski
"Would you like any refreshments? we have_ow!" private said followed by the obligatory slap freom Skipper
"Private! The contents of that fridge are for our eyes and stomachs only. You can't just go offering tea to stragners1' he chided.
Willing to change the subject, i said " Kowalski, you have to change us into penguins, them too if the plan is to go forth."
"What? Oh Yes, right." he said once again explaining hoe the shapechanger worked, more for the benefit of our guests than us.
"Speaking of changes.. In your Espionage file. In the ROMANCE category, you have to update it. "Hey sweet thang, you wanna grab an egg cream at the malt shop?" is waaay out of date."
"Kowalski, Update it." said Skipper
"how about..." He said flipping through his notepad" Hey groovy chich, wanna go with me to the Roller Disco? Now that's the ultimate pickup line, right Skipper?"
" can we do this later? We have guests to attend to."
"we need you to cover for us till Sunday Morning while we go out on a mission to find out EXACTLY how Dreamworks knows so much about us."
"Someone very high up is not telling you actors a single thing." i said
" I practically made the TV show a reality! Who could be more higher up than me?" asked Tom
"that's what we're going to find out." said Private.
"Oh, Adam" said Private.
"yes?'
" I forgot to give this to you yesterdya. It's a gold coin necklace from the Lost Treasure of the Golden Squirrel. I remember you saying you collect old coins."
"Mighty nice of you Private. Thanks." i said
it was a gold plated 1910 nickel. it was brand new when the treasure was lost for a century on July 19th 1910.
(A/N I"m wearing it now. Since the episode aired in 2010, it makes sense that 100 yrs ago would be 1910)
"how excatly do they intend to find what they're looking for?" asked Jeff
"Your guess is as good as mine. Probably blackmail or interrogation." I said
"Guys, we have a visitior" announced Kristen
"Hey guys! Whats Shakin?" asked Marlene
"N-nothing M-marlene." said Tom , obvouisly shocked to see her.
"Ooookay. " Pulling us to the side, she said " What's up with them? They Looked nervous. They never look nervous!"
"Sorry Marlene. it's classified. Skipper's going through a rough patch now and really doen't want you, or anyone for that matter, bothering him" I said
' Well I can take a hint! Goodnight!" she stormed out of the HQ
"goodnight guys." Said Kristen
"Goodnight , you two. " Said Tom.
"Sleep well. The beds can be a bit uncomfortable unless you put some blankets or something underneath you.' i said.
"Will do. Will do." he Said.
We all went to bed wondering what the birds were up to .
(A/N. as you've guessed, i hope the title refers to the guy's shock at meeting the birds and Kowalski's time machine. Stay tuned for another one soon.)
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Truth in lies 5.1
"Eurika! It's done!" kowalski burst out the lab with a small box in hand. Attached to the box was a long string with a helmet on the end.
"skipper?" e called.
Silence.
"skipper, rico, private where are you guys?"
More silence.
Kowalski ran to Marlene's place.
"Marlene have you seen skipper?" kowalski panted as he chocked out his words.
"yeah, I saw them being carried off by some big animals." she answered.
"and amber?"
"I last saw her with that new guy. I dot know what happened to her-"
Kowalski left before she could finish the sentance.
Kowalski searched the entire park, the whole city, and just about all of manhattan.
Nothing.
He searched via radio waves, radar, Nd a lot of other things.
Still nothing.
He worried for hours.
Until he realized exactly what happened, and who done it.
TBC...
"Eurika! It's done!" kowalski burst out the lab with a small box in hand. Attached to the box was a long string with a helmet on the end.
"skipper?" e called.
Silence.
"skipper, rico, private where are you guys?"
More silence.
Kowalski ran to Marlene's place.
"Marlene have you seen skipper?" kowalski panted as he chocked out his words.
"yeah, I saw them being carried off by some big animals." she answered.
"and amber?"
"I last saw her with that new guy. I dot know what happened to her-"
Kowalski left before she could finish the sentance.
Kowalski searched the entire park, the whole city, and just about all of manhattan.
Nothing.
He searched via radio waves, radar, Nd a lot of other things.
Still nothing.
He worried for hours.
Until he realized exactly what happened, and who done it.
TBC...
I was watching over Manhattan feeling like no threat can defeat me. I notice the Throbbing Cerebellum behind me.
TC: Beautiful sight, isn't it?
Me: It sure is, brainiac.
TC: And where there's a city like that, there's the antithesis of the visual thesis.
Me: And where there's people like that, there are people like us.
TC: But everything will change when the mask comes off.
Me: What?
TC: Everything will change when it comes to the point where your friends, family, and enemies will find out who you really are.
Worried, I nearly forget to breathe. Then, as I take a big gasp of air, I wake up, finding myself sitting up in my bed, still listening to "Superman (It's Not Easy)" on my ipod. I thought for weeks about what it would be like if the other three penguins, David, Jessica, and Jiggles found out. I told Kowalski everything at first and Mastique caught me turning into the alter ego that wasn't Angela Bult. Everything will definitely change, I wish I knew if it was good or bad.
TC: Beautiful sight, isn't it?
Me: It sure is, brainiac.
TC: And where there's a city like that, there's the antithesis of the visual thesis.
Me: And where there's people like that, there are people like us.
TC: But everything will change when the mask comes off.
Me: What?
TC: Everything will change when it comes to the point where your friends, family, and enemies will find out who you really are.
Worried, I nearly forget to breathe. Then, as I take a big gasp of air, I wake up, finding myself sitting up in my bed, still listening to "Superman (It's Not Easy)" on my ipod. I thought for weeks about what it would be like if the other three penguins, David, Jessica, and Jiggles found out. I told Kowalski everything at first and Mastique caught me turning into the alter ego that wasn't Angela Bult. Everything will definitely change, I wish I knew if it was good or bad.
Silence is Deadly
You flee from the scene where all the blood shed.
You cry over dead bodies of those you just met.
With future uncertain, your silence is key,
Though sometimes this silence can be deadly.
One word can lead to a fight, another to war,
Then in the end you'll find your hearts sore,
From all the fire, all the distress,
But you'll never give up, not yet.
A troigger is pulled and gun is heard,
Once again, no one says a word,
You just want to stop the violence,
But the killing is because of your silence.
"one word may start a war, but I promise, silence is a fr more deadly weapon than any gun or knife you've ever known," - Mark, from "of the unwanted"
You flee from the scene where all the blood shed.
You cry over dead bodies of those you just met.
With future uncertain, your silence is key,
Though sometimes this silence can be deadly.
One word can lead to a fight, another to war,
Then in the end you'll find your hearts sore,
From all the fire, all the distress,
But you'll never give up, not yet.
A troigger is pulled and gun is heard,
Once again, no one says a word,
You just want to stop the violence,
But the killing is because of your silence.
"one word may start a war, but I promise, silence is a fr more deadly weapon than any gun or knife you've ever known," - Mark, from "of the unwanted"