"Since when is Red John a squirrel?' asked Patrick Jane
"I am not zhe Red John you are tinking of. I am zhe Red Skvirrel. You can call me "Red", or by my birth name "Rudolfus", or just "Rudy"."
"Then why introduce yourself as Red John?"
"Blowhole gave me the code name. We were each given names after villanis the detectives have faced in zhe past. Blowy vas Pelant, Zhe Rat King vas Paddy O'Dell, and Hans vas supposed to be Sassone (from CSI NY).But since I now see we are no longer doink zhat." said Rudy, sheepishly
"I'm surprised that you managed to sneak a party of 13 past my guards. Frankly, I'm surprised that you're even in Denmark at all." said Blowhole
"Actually, I'm not. Nothing could really keep Skippah avay from here. Not even the threat of arrest.' said Hans "What I'm shocked at is the fact that , as far as i can tell, he still hates my guts....ooh..shouldnt've said that!"
"
What on earth are you talking about, Hans? of course he still hates us! why wouldn't he?" asks the Rat King
"And what shouldn't you have said?' asks Blowhole threateningly
"Never mind. I just meant zhat I thought time vould soften him. I, of course hate HIS guts."
"That's a downright lie and you know it!" i say
"Vhat are you talking about?" said Hans, nervously. "I have nothing to hide!"
"Your nervousness is so obvious that even I don't have to sense it! Rats can do that, you know. Sense emotions, I, mean." said The Rat King
"Good, then you should be able to tell how disgusted I am by you!":said Skipper
"Ugh! For God's sake! I'm talking about that pitiful life story you recorded for Skipper!" i say
"Zhat vas supposed to be for Skipper's earholes only!"
" Says the puffin who was sobbing that he wanted to be forgiven, and that he was tricked into being evil, but grew to like it, blah,blah,blah,blah!"
(For the full story, read "The Story of my life, by Hans the Puffin")
"Wow, now i feel embarrassed!" said Hans
"Enough of the lip- flap! Aren't you going to blab on about your latest scheme, or something?" asks an impatient Skipper
The others are quiet, not saying a word. I wonder why?
"My plan is this :lure all the notable crime solvers of the country to one location and kill them! Doing so would give the criminals their day in the sun, leaving a nationwide crime wave. While there is much confusion with the hyoomans, I will take over! The plan was simple really. I lured Rizzoli and isles to the sewers with a fake phone call from their boss. I've been told I do a very good impression of Sargent Korsak. Next it was luring Jane in with a "lead" on Red John. Temperance was just a coincidence. I had hoped to snag her, but hadn't found her. All that was left to do was get Detective Mac Taylor, but he kept on hanging up every time I called! Oh, and Olivia Dunham? forget about her! I couldn't even find her address, much less her phone number!"
Blowhole grumbled, and paused to swallow another mouthful of fish.
"now that that's out of the way, we can't have anyone mess up this plan. I have all my information to kill you all in my computer. Lobsters! Don't bother to attack them, they'll be desintegrated before you know it!"
Kowalski, we all noticed, snuck over to the side of Blowhole's computer and began to open it up. Before entering, he mouthed... uh..beaked "keep him talking"
"Wait! Blowhole! " calls Monique
"What is it?!"
"i have a question: who do you call your lobsters "Red One"?"
"Because I just do! Now-"
"Why do you say"peng-u-ins"?" asked Kristen
"i wanna know, too!' said Lexii
"So do I!" said PB
"What's the reason?' asked CC
"I was born saying it that way."
"Can you say it differently? asked Bones
"Yeah, because that's not gramatically correct." said Maura
"You can at least try it!" said Jane
"P...Pen-P-p... Pen..guins. Penguins!.. penguins, penguins penguins!" he said, and then laughed triumphantly.,"What am i doing?! i'm supposed to be murdering you!" he turned away at just the right moment to look at the others in his group, allowing kowalski to creep back behind Skipper.
"Perpare to die! Tell Manfredi and Johnson I said 'Hello"!" said blowhole as he pressed a button on his segway. Presumably, it was supposed to activate something on the computer, but since Kowalski did hig science geek thing, the computer shut down.
"NO! What happened?!" cried blowhole as the emergency generator kicked in when the power went out.
":Your computer broke." said The Rat King
"Zhank you, Captain Obvious!" said Hans
"How stupid are you?!" asked Rudy
"You wanna piece of me, huh squirrel?! "
"Bring it on, overgrown mouse! For this, i come to Denmark? To fight mouse?"
That sent him over the top, and we had to back away as the two began fighting.
"You don't realize what's happened, do you?!"
"We foiled your stupid plan!" said Skipper
"No! When the computer shuts down, the building will explode in less then 3O seconds!" cried Blowhole, who started rushing the lobsters out of the room.
Not wanting to become Baked Alaska, we high tailed it ( very Punny of me, don't you think?) out of the building, followed by Hans, the Rat King and Rudy, who resumed their fight after the building exploded.
Hans said something before he left. "Kan du tilgive mig, min gamle ven?" (Do you forgive me, my old friend?)
It was in Danish.
"Nej, Hans. Jeg gør ikke. ikke efter alt, hvad vi har været igennem." said Skipper. ( No, Hans. I don't. not after everything we've been through.)
"Farvel" (Farewell)
"Godt Riddance, du lyver stykke scum!" (Good riddance, you lying piece of scum!)
Hans crept back to one of his many hidey holes in the city. Blowhole too left, swearing his eventual return. Like we haven't heard THAT before!
We got back into the plane, and said our goodbyes to each other once we were back home. Human again, the crime solvers went back to their hotels. Monique, Lexii and CC went off on their own.. it's been a few days since then, but Already I hear they've met a friendly young racoon by the name of Rune.Lexii says she'll be coming back for a visit later today, so we're all a bit excited. Now all we could do was wait for the next adventure to come our way.
The end
"I am not zhe Red John you are tinking of. I am zhe Red Skvirrel. You can call me "Red", or by my birth name "Rudolfus", or just "Rudy"."
"Then why introduce yourself as Red John?"
"Blowhole gave me the code name. We were each given names after villanis the detectives have faced in zhe past. Blowy vas Pelant, Zhe Rat King vas Paddy O'Dell, and Hans vas supposed to be Sassone (from CSI NY).But since I now see we are no longer doink zhat." said Rudy, sheepishly
"I'm surprised that you managed to sneak a party of 13 past my guards. Frankly, I'm surprised that you're even in Denmark at all." said Blowhole
"Actually, I'm not. Nothing could really keep Skippah avay from here. Not even the threat of arrest.' said Hans "What I'm shocked at is the fact that , as far as i can tell, he still hates my guts....ooh..shouldnt've said that!"
"
What on earth are you talking about, Hans? of course he still hates us! why wouldn't he?" asks the Rat King
"And what shouldn't you have said?' asks Blowhole threateningly
"Never mind. I just meant zhat I thought time vould soften him. I, of course hate HIS guts."
"That's a downright lie and you know it!" i say
"Vhat are you talking about?" said Hans, nervously. "I have nothing to hide!"
"Your nervousness is so obvious that even I don't have to sense it! Rats can do that, you know. Sense emotions, I, mean." said The Rat King
"Good, then you should be able to tell how disgusted I am by you!":said Skipper
"Ugh! For God's sake! I'm talking about that pitiful life story you recorded for Skipper!" i say
"Zhat vas supposed to be for Skipper's earholes only!"
" Says the puffin who was sobbing that he wanted to be forgiven, and that he was tricked into being evil, but grew to like it, blah,blah,blah,blah!"
(For the full story, read "The Story of my life, by Hans the Puffin")
"Wow, now i feel embarrassed!" said Hans
"Enough of the lip- flap! Aren't you going to blab on about your latest scheme, or something?" asks an impatient Skipper
The others are quiet, not saying a word. I wonder why?
"My plan is this :lure all the notable crime solvers of the country to one location and kill them! Doing so would give the criminals their day in the sun, leaving a nationwide crime wave. While there is much confusion with the hyoomans, I will take over! The plan was simple really. I lured Rizzoli and isles to the sewers with a fake phone call from their boss. I've been told I do a very good impression of Sargent Korsak. Next it was luring Jane in with a "lead" on Red John. Temperance was just a coincidence. I had hoped to snag her, but hadn't found her. All that was left to do was get Detective Mac Taylor, but he kept on hanging up every time I called! Oh, and Olivia Dunham? forget about her! I couldn't even find her address, much less her phone number!"
Blowhole grumbled, and paused to swallow another mouthful of fish.
"now that that's out of the way, we can't have anyone mess up this plan. I have all my information to kill you all in my computer. Lobsters! Don't bother to attack them, they'll be desintegrated before you know it!"
Kowalski, we all noticed, snuck over to the side of Blowhole's computer and began to open it up. Before entering, he mouthed... uh..beaked "keep him talking"
"Wait! Blowhole! " calls Monique
"What is it?!"
"i have a question: who do you call your lobsters "Red One"?"
"Because I just do! Now-"
"Why do you say"peng-u-ins"?" asked Kristen
"i wanna know, too!' said Lexii
"So do I!" said PB
"What's the reason?' asked CC
"I was born saying it that way."
"Can you say it differently? asked Bones
"Yeah, because that's not gramatically correct." said Maura
"You can at least try it!" said Jane
"P...Pen-P-p... Pen..guins. Penguins!.. penguins, penguins penguins!" he said, and then laughed triumphantly.,"What am i doing?! i'm supposed to be murdering you!" he turned away at just the right moment to look at the others in his group, allowing kowalski to creep back behind Skipper.
"Perpare to die! Tell Manfredi and Johnson I said 'Hello"!" said blowhole as he pressed a button on his segway. Presumably, it was supposed to activate something on the computer, but since Kowalski did hig science geek thing, the computer shut down.
"NO! What happened?!" cried blowhole as the emergency generator kicked in when the power went out.
":Your computer broke." said The Rat King
"Zhank you, Captain Obvious!" said Hans
"How stupid are you?!" asked Rudy
"You wanna piece of me, huh squirrel?! "
"Bring it on, overgrown mouse! For this, i come to Denmark? To fight mouse?"
That sent him over the top, and we had to back away as the two began fighting.
"You don't realize what's happened, do you?!"
"We foiled your stupid plan!" said Skipper
"No! When the computer shuts down, the building will explode in less then 3O seconds!" cried Blowhole, who started rushing the lobsters out of the room.
Not wanting to become Baked Alaska, we high tailed it ( very Punny of me, don't you think?) out of the building, followed by Hans, the Rat King and Rudy, who resumed their fight after the building exploded.
Hans said something before he left. "Kan du tilgive mig, min gamle ven?" (Do you forgive me, my old friend?)
It was in Danish.
"Nej, Hans. Jeg gør ikke. ikke efter alt, hvad vi har været igennem." said Skipper. ( No, Hans. I don't. not after everything we've been through.)
"Farvel" (Farewell)
"Godt Riddance, du lyver stykke scum!" (Good riddance, you lying piece of scum!)
Hans crept back to one of his many hidey holes in the city. Blowhole too left, swearing his eventual return. Like we haven't heard THAT before!
We got back into the plane, and said our goodbyes to each other once we were back home. Human again, the crime solvers went back to their hotels. Monique, Lexii and CC went off on their own.. it's been a few days since then, but Already I hear they've met a friendly young racoon by the name of Rune.Lexii says she'll be coming back for a visit later today, so we're all a bit excited. Now all we could do was wait for the next adventure to come our way.
The end
