Twilight or Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.
Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books or movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a love triangle.
ME: Well...HP has love triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires aren't real either...
•Twilight is too awesome to have reasons why.
ME: Then WHY did you lable that as a reason?
•Twilight is well written.
ME: Umm...SMeyer just takes out the word and puts another way of saying it.
•Renessme is such a creative name!
ME: Umm yeah Reness...HOW THE FREAK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!! Anyways...umm....it's neat I guess....they must really love their mothers
Harry Potter
•We already reached 1,000 and Twilight only has 10.
ME: Good job, now take out the repeated reasons and opinions.
•Bella is weak
ME: So? Harry WAS weak.
•Bella is a bad influence.
ME: Oh wow, tell me something I don't know. It's not our fault SMeyer made Edward all hot and good looking in the book.
•The bad guys have a reason to be bad.
ME: I sound like a bad guy for betraying my HP buddies, but...aren't the Volturi there to keep the vampires safe? I know they just sit there, but still...MAYBE no one needed saving. MAYBE, the killers just wanted revenge. Draco and Harry and LOADS more wanted revenge also...
•SMeyer puts details in the sex scenes.
ME: MAYBE it's not appropriate for you then. Put down the book and read HP AGAIN (reading HP and the DH for like th millionth time now) since it's bugging you.
• Twilight is all about sparkling fairies and "shape shifters".
ME: Maybe SMeyer was watching Peter Pan or something and accidently made Edward a Peter Pan for a few seconds, then liked how he was flying so she made him take his "Wendy" (Bella) away.
•Twilight has dumb quotes.
ME: Well...maybe SMeyer isn't a quote person.
•SMeyer writes like a 10 year old.
ME: Not really...When I was 10, my writing looked really bad..
•SMeyer was inspired by a dream.
ME: Good job Meyer. Like I cared about that.
•Stephan King has yet to say Rowling can't write.
ME: Maybe SMeyer was too caught up with making Edward sparkle in the sun. Or how "hot" he was. SMeyer was probably afraid her dream would "slip out of her hand" and then she would forget it so she wrote Twilight before she could get her 15 years of writing practices.
These are only SOME "reasons", I'm not going to do the rest of the reasons. Post whatever you want against what I say, I DO NOT CARE. Even if it is about how stupid my username is or how dumb I seem.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.
Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books or movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a love triangle.
ME: Well...HP has love triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires aren't real either...
•Twilight is too awesome to have reasons why.
ME: Then WHY did you lable that as a reason?
•Twilight is well written.
ME: Umm...SMeyer just takes out the word and puts another way of saying it.
•Renessme is such a creative name!
ME: Umm yeah Reness...HOW THE FREAK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!! Anyways...umm....it's neat I guess....they must really love their mothers
Harry Potter
•We already reached 1,000 and Twilight only has 10.
ME: Good job, now take out the repeated reasons and opinions.
•Bella is weak
ME: So? Harry WAS weak.
•Bella is a bad influence.
ME: Oh wow, tell me something I don't know. It's not our fault SMeyer made Edward all hot and good looking in the book.
•The bad guys have a reason to be bad.
ME: I sound like a bad guy for betraying my HP buddies, but...aren't the Volturi there to keep the vampires safe? I know they just sit there, but still...MAYBE no one needed saving. MAYBE, the killers just wanted revenge. Draco and Harry and LOADS more wanted revenge also...
•SMeyer puts details in the sex scenes.
ME: MAYBE it's not appropriate for you then. Put down the book and read HP AGAIN (reading HP and the DH for like th millionth time now) since it's bugging you.
• Twilight is all about sparkling fairies and "shape shifters".
ME: Maybe SMeyer was watching Peter Pan or something and accidently made Edward a Peter Pan for a few seconds, then liked how he was flying so she made him take his "Wendy" (Bella) away.
•Twilight has dumb quotes.
ME: Well...maybe SMeyer isn't a quote person.
•SMeyer writes like a 10 year old.
ME: Not really...When I was 10, my writing looked really bad..
•SMeyer was inspired by a dream.
ME: Good job Meyer. Like I cared about that.
•Stephan King has yet to say Rowling can't write.
ME: Maybe SMeyer was too caught up with making Edward sparkle in the sun. Or how "hot" he was. SMeyer was probably afraid her dream would "slip out of her hand" and then she would forget it so she wrote Twilight before she could get her 15 years of writing practices.
These are only SOME "reasons", I'm not going to do the rest of the reasons. Post whatever you want against what I say, I DO NOT CARE. Even if it is about how stupid my username is or how dumb I seem.
WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
Sorcerer's Stone
