Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather random today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a random collection of letters put together to form a random collection of words which will, in turn, provide a random collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If you have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first question then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid quiz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*

C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....

D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!

E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..

F. Sorry, did you say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION YOU RENAGADE!*


Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards you with his shirt untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do you do/say?

A. Hey sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*

B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have you done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!

C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his shirt off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"

D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...

E. Invite him for a nice walk in which you skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten by the giant squid

F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*


You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs you from behind and pushes you up against the shadowy wall- what are you thinking?

A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE YOU ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!

B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!

C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*

D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!

E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, kiss me darling!

F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....

G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.


DEMENTORS!! Run for your life you crazy bitch, run!!!!!

A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!

B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*

C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*

D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*

E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!

F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as you keep a basket at hand.


You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?

A. Ah, could it have been that crate of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set fire to stuff!

B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!

C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: you did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*

D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.

E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!

F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!


Why do you like Harry Potter?

A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!

B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for writing about her love child!

C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, you know? I'd kill to be magical!

D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*

E. Draco. Do I have to explain?

F. I love Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!

G. I wanna be loved by you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved by you alone! Poop poopy doo!


What did you want to happen in the seventh book?

A. Voldemort's actually a woman!

B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!

C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!

D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of love and huge glasses!

E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. BY MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

F. It turns out that Snape is in love with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!

Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!

A. Well, hurrah indeed!

B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!

C. Goodbye, you strange, strange person...

RESULT!!!!

Thanks! I know it was totally random and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.

So, you can rate or message me if you like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
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I have actually read both series and liked Twilight okay, but Harry Potter rules for me!

First, the so often brought up topic... love, or lack thereof. Harry Potter consists of all sorts of love: family, parental, romantic, friend. Twilight consists of pure lust. Now for the evidence! Mrs. Molly Weasley killed Bellatrix Lestrange because Bellatrix nearly killed Ginny, her only daughter. The Weasleys all look out for each other, and even Percy apologized in the seventh book. They joined together in dark times, happy ones, sad ones, and when Fred died. You might say the Cullens show family love....
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I'm going to start doing articles like this because I think it's fun and I just wanna see who thinks one character is better than the other.

Before you guys start, let me tell you my opinion. I think that Bellatrix is the better villan because she's mean, crazy and cruel but also happens to have good fighting skills, even though I hate her for hurting Hermione. She's also not afraid [potterheads correct me if i'm wrong] to kill others. She pretty much has the ultimate personality and guts that Villaness's have.

Those are my opinions. Now... feel free to add yours!! Enjoy:)
PREFACE - THE JEALOUS-FALLACY IN ITS MANY FORMS

Alright, I have already dissected one very common fallacy invoked by some Twilight fans and a few Harry Potter fans as well, the Edward-fallacy. I shall not discuss that one but instead I will be moving on and examine another common fallacy invoked by some fans, using what I believe is the two most common forms of it.

"YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS, THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID"

Firstly, let us examine the logical reasoning behind "You are just jealous, therefore your argument is invalid".
It is invoked when any fan post an argument and employes this...
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first off i would like to say that i used to like t but everyone ruined it.

hp is so much better because its about friendship and standing up for your self it shows fear and judement and kind and tenderness which in twilight its just about useing people to benifit you and doin iti mean in twilight, it takes edward and bella what a week to fall in love it takes ron and herimone over 7 years and harry starts to relize he loves ginny after 5 years! and not to mention hp is fun for everyone some people might be afraid of the fact of a man eating vampire watching them not knowing when there going to attack out of hunger. so when you "twilight" fans find some real evidence that twilight has any real moral to it let me know cause i really like to know wat you think. or just comment on this article PEACE, sy-sy
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This is not my opinion. It's an excerpt from an article titled link. I have however come across a few people who have voiced the same thing. Just curious to know people's thought on this.


Kenny Herzog

I’ve read all of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books—devoured them, really, because whatever her flaws, the lady does a terrific job at building compulsive narratives and enjoyable worlds. But the more time I spend away from the series, the more its problems get to me, and the biggest problem of them all is the main character himself. Harry is, to put it kindly, an absolute no one. He suffers...
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