My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Dirty Harry Part 6

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did you call for the ambulance dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: You can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry: Everypony says that.
Scorpio: It's true though! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!! I GOT RIGHTS TO LIVE!!!

The next morning, near the sewer system on the Golden Neigh bridge, Harry was watching the medics take the filly out of the sewer. She was dead.

At the police station

Captain: You shouldn't have shot him.
Harry: Why are you saying that?
Captain: The man has rights to live.
Harry: You really believe this guy?
Captain: We don't believe him, we know. It says here Scorpio has rights to live. We need to bring him in alive.
Harry: What for? We're talking about a Serial killer, murdering innocent ponies, and you want him alive?
Captain: It's not my choice. It's the mayor's.

Scorpio: *walking through park* I know how to get outta here. But first, I gotta do something for the police. *continues walking* (I gotta make it look like Harry beat me up) *walks into house*
Black pony: Man what can I do for you?
Scorpio: I have $100, and it's all yours if you beat me up.
Black pony: Beat you up for money?
Scorpio: Every penny of it.
Black pony: *takes money* Your wish is my command *beats up Scorpio*
Scorpio: *bleeding, with skin coming off*
Black pony: You sure about this?
Scorpio: Every penny's worth it. You stupid worthless n***er.
Black pony: *continues beating up Scorpio* This one's on the house *kicks Scorpio through glass*

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alinah_09 just give yourself up Scorpio if you want to kill so much then just kill killer pony droids instead! (at least that would make the world better?) kinda reminds of that manga i read..yeah,Black★Rock Shooter innocent soul..didnt like that much...but that 1 chapter: a serial killer who kills innocent people every full moon and writes how many he's killed using the blood of the one he just killed...but one day he got arrested (finnaly) and recieves a death penalty...he was sent to a world where he can kill innocent people over and over again as he wish and all those innocent souls just stayed they cause of his desire...but Black★Rock Shooter put a stop to that and set the souls free...

Seanthehedgehog Interesting. There is an actual movie called Dirty Harry, this particular fanfic is a parody of that movie.

alinah_09 hmmm...cool,liked your fan-fic by the way.i've read it to the very 1st chapter i just didnt comment cause i didnt know what to say (^^''')

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The next day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are you ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet you Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the home of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The next day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.

Captain Jefferson: What can I do for you Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from you again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to you about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.

Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are you mad?! Do you know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's more important ma'am? The car, or your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want you getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This hot rod is bad ass

Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast you can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The top speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are you going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do you wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. You decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast you can get this...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. You should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did you pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry Wilcox

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other day after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
Larry: Me too. Usually he likes going to parties....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 109 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:04 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office, signing paperwork, (Will he ever stop doing that?) when the phone rang.

Pete: *Picks up the phone, and talks into it* Cheyenne train station, Union Pacific, Pete Reimer speaking.
Jeff: This is Jeff, with Percy. The railroad crossing west of Sherman Hill has a cracked rail. We need supplies to fix it.
Pete: I'll send Stephanie over there.

In the train yard, Stephanie was driving a train with Nicole. Their engine was 844.

Nicole: *Stops the train next to Snowflake's tower*
Stephanie: Well,...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean, and the rest of his squad were flying towards Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.

Wind: *Playing with his Nintendo 3DS*
Sean: Will you put that away?
Wind: Ugh!! *Puts his 3DS away*
Espio: I see the boat.
Sean: And I see a massive cannon on there as big as the Empire State Building.

He was exaggerating, but the cannon really was huge.

Nazi: Doctor Eggman, don't you think this is overkill?
Eggman: This is a surefire way to kill Sonic's cousin, and his friends.
Nazi 45: Sir? *Running towards Eggman* There is one of our helicopters near our chopper.
Eggman: Being flown by the enemy. Shoot...

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Four Years of Horses

posted by triq267

Well. Shit. It's been four years. Four years since I got bored waiting for our guests to arrive for our New Year party and decided to check out that My Little Pony show I'd been hearing about online. I was gonna make a wall post, but I didn't want it to get drowned out in idiocy. I just wanted to have something here, some place for me to remark that this fandom is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, even four years later. Sure, some not great things also happened because of the fandom, but it's been a net positive experience. I honestly don't have a lot to say, I'm just kinda emotional...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban

Tim: *Backs into his parking space at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do you think it'll be ready by tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two more friends named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A pony in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over by Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: You need to show me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to show you anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what you say. I'm not showing you my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE REGISTRATION! YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's...

Gran Turismo Episode 4 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a hill in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, you three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the...

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Darkness part 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to Pony world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will you do.
Hunter - I'll give you advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 107 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: June 9, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow got a ride to the train yard by her mother in a scarlet Impala.

Mother: You be careful now Bow.
Bow & Arrow: I will mom.
Mother: And next time you have school, don't gallivant over here until it's over.
Bow & Arrow: I promise. *Gets out of the car*
Mother: *Drives away*

When Bow & Arrow got to the yards, she saw several ponies standing near an auto carrier.

Bow & Arrow: *Spots a railroad pony passing her* Excuse me sir. What happened there?
Railroad Pony 53: We just had a car...

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Darkness part 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

The demon ponies got eleminated quickly.
But it was only a call for greater doom.

Darkness - That's about it... *sits on rock and sigh*
Lightning - Wasn't so tough...
Soldier - *hands letter to Lightning*
Lightning - huh... Big army of demons moves to walls of Canterlot - all teams are ordered to defend ~Princess Celestia. So?
Whiteheart - We should go!
Darkness - screw this orders...
Bluewave - What? But tho-
Darkness - its distraction... They aim for officers that won't back off...
Whiteheart - How do you know.
Lightning - He used to work for demons...
Bluewave - But the walls...
Darkness - There are...

Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There you are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit by the knife*
Brett: Don't you dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed....

Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The next morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your friends Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and you can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, or Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*...

Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have you decided what kind of Christmas tree you wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, fire house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing...

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Darkness part 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Once the darkness falls a new evil uprise.

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3rd Canterlot fast reaction camp.
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Lightning - ehhh the new prototype of S-Suit 2 failed.
Darkness - At least it didn't ended like S-Suit 1.5
Whiteheart - What happens?
Lightning - A guy got crushed by power of his magic eventually breaking his skull.
Bluewave - Spooky.
Lightning - If S-Suit will work somehow...
Darkness - Elite Mark VII works right?
Lightning - Its only unworthy prototype but they have way to maneuver...
Officer - *walks to them* Bluewave and Darkness to ability test chamber now.
*they walk away*
Lightning - *looks on Whiteheart*
Whiteheart...