Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.
Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. You have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here. So I have to wait.
Mirage: *Gets entire train pass Coffee Crème*
Signal Pony: The line is clear. Now go.
Coffee Crème: *About to leave* Hey look, a record player. *Takes record player* And it's got a record in it. *Gets in engine, and drives away* And now, for le music. *Turns on record player*
Song: link
Coffee Crème: *Listening to music* Hey. I don't even like Rock & Roll, but this is a great song.
She soon saw Gordon's train in a siding, and Gordon was standing by his engine.
Coffee Crème: *Turns off music, and stops engine* Got yourself in a jam, eh Gordon? What you might call a sticky situation.
Gordon: Shut up! It's not funny having jammed brakes on your train.
Coffee Crème: But I thought you were always on time with this train. *Laughing*
Conductor: That's enough! Get your engine onto this train, and get us into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: You got it. *Backs up, and turns music on, which plays from the beginning again*
Conductor: *Gets in caboose*
Coffee Crème: *Couples up to back of train*
Gordon: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Crème: *Backs up*
Gordon: Wait, shouldn't her engine be on the front of the train?
Coffee Crème: *Pushes train down mainline*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Be careful Coffee Crème! You're supposed to be on the front of the train.
Coffee Crème: Ah, forget that. I wanna prove to Gordon that I'm just at good as he is when it comes to driving a train.
What she didn't know was that her train was getting towards a railroad crossing. The red lights flashed, the gates were going down, but a pony driving a brand new blue, and white Fairlane decided to speed pass the crossing.
Coffee Crème: *Getting towards crossing*
Driving Pony: Ah, stupid train. It can wait for me to get pass. *Looking at train* Wait, it's gonna hit me. I better stop! *Puts on brakes*
Coffee Crème: *Hits car, then turns off music* What was that?
The first three cars on the train derailed, then suddenly, the entire train went off the tracks. One of the car doors flew open, and many of the pizza ingredients flew out.
Coffee Crème: *Gets out of engine* This can't be good. *Gets covered in tomato sauce, pepperoni, and cheese*
Conductor: Oh no! You derailed one of the most important trains ever!
Coffee Crème: But, it was Gordon's fault. He kept on-
Conductor: *Slams Coffee Crème into engine* Don't screw me with me loser.
Coffee Crème: *Begins to cry*
Conductor: Oh, great. You're crying. Well guess what? Grow up, and get used to it!
Pete: *Arrives* Ehem. I'll do the complaining here.
Conductor: Oh. My mistake sir. How'd you get here so fast anyway?
Pete: Don't worry about that.
Conductor: *Stays silent*
Pete: Frenchy, listen to me!
Coffee Crème: Uhmm, yes sir?
Pete: I do not like when my trains get derailed, and you of all ponies should know that. If this happens again, you will be fired!
Coffee Crème: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now, get that tomato sauce off of you.
After the crash, Coffee Crème, and Gordon were at the train station in Cheyenne. They were waiting for another train to arrive so that they could work together, but decided not to talk to each other.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* You know, I think you two could learn a very valuable lesson from all of this. Our first lesson is to not cheat on somepony that you're dating. We also learned to make sure that the brakes are working properly on an engine before you use it, and the most important thing we learned....
Gordon & Coffee Crème: What is it?
Hawkeye: It's not good to be covered up in tomato sauce, pepperoni, and cheese.
Coffee Crème: *Laughing*
Gordon: Why is that funny?
Coffee Crème: I don't know.. It's just.. It's just... *Continues laughing*
Gordon: Funny. *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
The end
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Jeff learns something valuable from Metal Gloss.
Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. You have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here. So I have to wait.
Mirage: *Gets entire train pass Coffee Crème*
Signal Pony: The line is clear. Now go.
Coffee Crème: *About to leave* Hey look, a record player. *Takes record player* And it's got a record in it. *Gets in engine, and drives away* And now, for le music. *Turns on record player*
Song: link
Coffee Crème: *Listening to music* Hey. I don't even like Rock & Roll, but this is a great song.
She soon saw Gordon's train in a siding, and Gordon was standing by his engine.
Coffee Crème: *Turns off music, and stops engine* Got yourself in a jam, eh Gordon? What you might call a sticky situation.
Gordon: Shut up! It's not funny having jammed brakes on your train.
Coffee Crème: But I thought you were always on time with this train. *Laughing*
Conductor: That's enough! Get your engine onto this train, and get us into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: You got it. *Backs up, and turns music on, which plays from the beginning again*
Conductor: *Gets in caboose*
Coffee Crème: *Couples up to back of train*
Gordon: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Crème: *Backs up*
Gordon: Wait, shouldn't her engine be on the front of the train?
Coffee Crème: *Pushes train down mainline*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Be careful Coffee Crème! You're supposed to be on the front of the train.
Coffee Crème: Ah, forget that. I wanna prove to Gordon that I'm just at good as he is when it comes to driving a train.
What she didn't know was that her train was getting towards a railroad crossing. The red lights flashed, the gates were going down, but a pony driving a brand new blue, and white Fairlane decided to speed pass the crossing.
Coffee Crème: *Getting towards crossing*
Driving Pony: Ah, stupid train. It can wait for me to get pass. *Looking at train* Wait, it's gonna hit me. I better stop! *Puts on brakes*
Coffee Crème: *Hits car, then turns off music* What was that?
The first three cars on the train derailed, then suddenly, the entire train went off the tracks. One of the car doors flew open, and many of the pizza ingredients flew out.
Coffee Crème: *Gets out of engine* This can't be good. *Gets covered in tomato sauce, pepperoni, and cheese*
Conductor: Oh no! You derailed one of the most important trains ever!
Coffee Crème: But, it was Gordon's fault. He kept on-
Conductor: *Slams Coffee Crème into engine* Don't screw me with me loser.
Coffee Crème: *Begins to cry*
Conductor: Oh, great. You're crying. Well guess what? Grow up, and get used to it!
Pete: *Arrives* Ehem. I'll do the complaining here.
Conductor: Oh. My mistake sir. How'd you get here so fast anyway?
Pete: Don't worry about that.
Conductor: *Stays silent*
Pete: Frenchy, listen to me!
Coffee Crème: Uhmm, yes sir?
Pete: I do not like when my trains get derailed, and you of all ponies should know that. If this happens again, you will be fired!
Coffee Crème: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now, get that tomato sauce off of you.
After the crash, Coffee Crème, and Gordon were at the train station in Cheyenne. They were waiting for another train to arrive so that they could work together, but decided not to talk to each other.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* You know, I think you two could learn a very valuable lesson from all of this. Our first lesson is to not cheat on somepony that you're dating. We also learned to make sure that the brakes are working properly on an engine before you use it, and the most important thing we learned....
Gordon & Coffee Crème: What is it?
Hawkeye: It's not good to be covered up in tomato sauce, pepperoni, and cheese.
Coffee Crème: *Laughing*
Gordon: Why is that funny?
Coffee Crème: I don't know.. It's just.. It's just... *Continues laughing*
Gordon: Funny. *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
The end
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Jeff learns something valuable from Metal Gloss.
Ten Cents
Moneybit's disguise
Please read this: I am warning you of a fan fic that will make you not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death reading cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff You must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget reading :(
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven by two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays star on sign*
Police ponies:...
The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's by Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.
Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.
Pierce: Did Browning tell you what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just said he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Mare: *Pushing a shopping cart through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well you better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do you know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.
Our main character for this story is a colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.
Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down street passing a yellow house*
Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
