My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: My Scootaloo Mission: What It Is, Why I Care, And Why I'm Doing It

My Scootaloo Mission: What It Is, Why I Care, And Why I'm Doing It

posted by Edvine2

Ever since one of my favorite episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total more like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now you have a total of over 6,000. Not to mention all the other kinds of shit I pulled out ofmy ass; 4 BCS Championship wins, 3 Super Bowls, a NASCAR Championship, and even my 15-14 comeback in the original Unreal Tournament and my 6-5 title clincher in Pokémon Battle Revolution count.

Why am I saying all this? Because I'm on a mission. A mission to help make Scootaloo fly. She needs to. I want her to. And I'm helping the only way I know how: by being awesome, like Rainbow Dash.

Season 5 starts on April 4th. Assuming this season's 2-parter goes for the usual one-episode-a-week dealie, that means I'm on Scootaloo watch starting April 19th, as I WILL be checking the synopsis of each episode. I know #100 is allabout the background ponies, so I will exclude that from my eagle vision. My mission will not end until I know for sure whether Scootaloo will fly or not. My time is almost here. Scootaloo's time is almost here. The time of reckoning is almost come. Please... support me in this last push towards what would be the desired outcome. I want to see Scootaloo soar in the sky. I know you do too.

The pic below represents the status of the mission.

Challenge Accepted: Ongoing
Challenge Completed: Scootaloo has flown!
Crying meme face: Scootaloo will never fly...
Poker Face: To be used the week of the episode that determines Scootaloo's capability of flight.

To be determined, or otherwise not the week in question.

Edvine2 And one more thing: No hate comments, please. Let's be civil here.

Windwakerguy430 As much as I would love for this to happen, I doubt it. The writers hate the CMC just as much as they hate Spike. And they REALLY f**king hate Spike for some reason

Edvine2 Have you ever seen the episode of South Park where Stan has to coach a peewee hockey team, and as long as they win, that one kid in the hospital continues fighting for a chance at survival? But then the Red Wings totally wipe the floor with the peewee team, and the kid in the hospital only says "No hope... no hope..." and bites it? In this scenario that I'm living, I'm the peewee team, Scootaloo's flight capability is the little kid in the hospital and the writers are the Red Wings. That's basically what's going on. ...Great, now I feel like wanting to see the Red Wings lose. Damn it, South Park!

Edvine2 Well, it's not flight, but I'll gladly accept the CMC havin their cutie marks... after how many eternities?

Edvine2 So I kinda forgot about this but... Yeah, didn't happen outside of the dream episode. And that doesn't count because it's not 'real'.

Grand Theft Ponies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case Cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Hey Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case Cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart, joyreactor

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie

posted by bluethunder25

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favorite duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favorite one in my next article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got Rainbow Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, Rainbow Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

alloyrabbit is pretty cool too

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Source: alloyrabbit

alloyrabbit is pretty cool too

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Source: alloyrabbit

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

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Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, you don't have to belt it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music Pony 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music Pony 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music Pony 1: Dun dun dun dun dun dun-
Music Pony 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music Pony 2: Take your time man.
Music Pony 3: Yeah, relax.
Music Pony 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then you start.
Music Pony 1: Gee.
Music Pony 2: So? What's the difference?...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. PART 4

posted by Canada24

Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are you drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are you gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND BY SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...

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FlashLight ShipFic Chapter.2

posted by Mylittlecute12

[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking forward when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her castle when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie said excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...

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Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE HAY IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat

Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)

Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 1

posted by DragonAura15

Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)

MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver

In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. You stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because you called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got you covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's train

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the trunk of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if you don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens trunk door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, you got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. You have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One day at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking by the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake Shore Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have you worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, or send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered by steam....

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful day in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering more ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...