Ever since one of my favorite episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total more like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now you have a total of over 6,000. Not to mention all the other kinds of shit I pulled out ofmy ass; 4 BCS Championship wins, 3 Super Bowls, a NASCAR Championship, and even my 15-14 comeback in the original Unreal Tournament and my 6-5 title clincher in Pokémon Battle Revolution count.

Why am I saying all this? Because I'm on a mission. A mission to help make Scootaloo fly. She needs to. I want her to. And I'm helping the only way I know how: by being awesome, like Rainbow Dash.

Season 5 starts on April 4th. Assuming this season's 2-parter goes for the usual one-episode-a-week dealie, that means I'm on Scootaloo watch starting April 19th, as I WILL be checking the synopsis of each episode. I know #100 is allabout the background ponies, so I will exclude that from my eagle vision. My mission will not end until I know for sure whether Scootaloo will fly or not. My time is almost here. Scootaloo's time is almost here. The time of reckoning is almost come. Please... support me in this last push towards what would be the desired outcome. I want to see Scootaloo soar in the sky. I know you do too.

The pic below represents the status of the mission.

Challenge Accepted: Ongoing
Challenge Completed: Scootaloo has flown!
Crying meme face: Scootaloo will never fly...
Poker Face: To be used the week of the episode that determines Scootaloo's capability of flight.