In which hank sings a song about Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the Homicidal Squirrel. Sorry for my crappy irish accent There's a lot of ways to die under ireland's sky But the worst way by far might be ...
More than 11,000 teen voters chose Paper Towns as their favorite book in the 2009 Teens' Top Ten! The online poll took place from 8/24 - 9/18, with the winners announced during Teen Read Week by WWE Divas with a special appearance by John Green.
AANNNND I'm Upside Down...and my images aren't working right. Sorry about that, but it's already 2 AM and I've got a big day ahead of me tomorrow ;-). I have no idea how to fix it anyway...
We like to pretend like we're hard to fool...but we're not. The entire world has been fooled lots of times. All it takes is a good story and some clever staging. I don't think we should worry about it so much.
In which John takes his punishment by waxing a leg and eating a blenderized happy meal from McDonald's. Warning: Obviously, this is incredibly gross.
The song is "Kenesaw Mountain Landis," by Jonathan Coulton, used via Creative Commons license.