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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 2

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*

Mort: *begins frantically pressing buttons that causes various weapons to take out the lobsters*

Blowhole: *looks angrily at Julien*

Julien: "You...have to understand, he's just such a freak!"

Blowhole: *hits Mort away & activates the Ring of Fire* "Come! Fellow evil mammal! And ba-a-ask in our victory!"

Julien: "I do like basking!" *positions his little vehicle to where he can see the TV*

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic circle where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant circle around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: ...

Director: *looks at Julien* ',: l

Julien: *points over by door*

Director: *looks*

Blowhole: "...No! I don't wa--"

Blowhole's Mom: "You're gonna catch a cold! Put your swea--"

Blowhole: "No! I don't need the dang sweater! Just go home!"

Blowhole's Mom: "Now you don't tell me to go home, I'll ground you for a month, young man!"

Blowhole: "Ground me from what?! I'm 34 freakin' years old!"

*continues fighting*

Director: I need a vacation...

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 3

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic circle where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant circle around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: "Ring of Fire!"

Mort: "I do not like this show!"

Skipper: "Me neither. Let's pull the plug."

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper. You have more urgent matters to deal with..."

end scene 3

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~ it needs 2 to love ~


This is a story about friendship and love.
How would emotions change the penguin's life? Can the heart be stronger than the psyche?

This here's the story.




Surprise, Surprise.

Marlene was enjoying herself in her bright pool, singing loudly and swimming a few rounds, as suddenly an animal landed with a big splash in the water.
Marlene got frightened, she quickly turned to the animal who couldn't swim.
''Hold on!'', she shouted and swam as fast as an arrow to save the poor animal. It was a rendeer.

She carried it in her habitat and as she looked at the rendeer's face, she smiled...
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posted by Penguin11
Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: MORE PAROLE!

3.) If you think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: LOVE ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
posted by Penguin11
If he only knew
Eh, it might be a one-shot.. Might not. :P (this is in Claudia’s pov)
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I sat on the chair in the HQ, as usual on Saturday morning. Couldn’t miss my shows! Too bad Kowalski isn’t here… His fave show is on… I turned off the TV. Kowalski had said TV could make you go loopy, after all. I decided it would be a better time for vitamin C refreshment. I walked to the ‘mess hall’, otherwise known as the other side of the HQ, and looked in the cabinet for a...
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posted by ThatDamnLlama
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Skipper climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance. It must have been two in the morning, but he developed a sudden urge to visit Marlene. He walked through the darkness and neared the otter's exhibit. He was right up to the gate, when all the sudden he took a sharp turn to the right and started walking towards the gift shop.

What was he doing? Skipper felt like he couldn't control his actions. He couldn't turn around. It was like someone was pushing him, forcing him a different direction.

Skipper waddled up to the door. He was too short to open it. He just stood there and stared...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
One beautiful morning in the New York, an otter has just woken up from her peaceful slumber...Too bad that nice morning has to go! COMEDY!!

(??????): Wake-up Marlene...
Marlene: *Yawns* Sigh...Good morning Kowalski...wait, What?
Kowalski: Good morning!
Marlene: Kowalski! What are you doing here?!?!?
Kowalski: What are you talking about?
Marlene: Why are you here, in a tux, and...Why am I in a wedding dress!?!
Kowalski: Oh this! This was Icicle's idea! She said you were lonely so she came up with this!

Marlene: With what? You here in a tuxedo to freak me out?
Kowalski: You were close! *blows a whistle*...
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posted by Tripenguinman
MARLENE’S TRUE PASSION
CHAPTER ONE
    Skipper was reading the paper and using the bathroom. His eyes were irritated and red from crying that he had shielded from the team, especially Private. He had just been on a date with Marlene and he’d found out that she was cheating. She was meeting a guy in a back alley. He’d seen her sneak off when he gone under the fish bowl and took a glance back and decided to follow her and see what she was doing. She had crept through the sewers and come up in a back alley and met with another otter and she had been talking for a while...
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posted by kowalskicrazy
Private looked at the ceiling with horror as his beak unconciously dropped. He held back a deafening shriek. A spider, as large as a car, made a web of pure spider silk holding 3 frightened penguins with web on their mouth. Private felt utterly useless. He felt as if his legs were going to give out at any moment. The spider neared Skippers neck to inject poison when private shouted. Private: hey! Leave him alone! Before private knew it the spider clashed with him and suddenly found himself on the floor. He screamed only to remember, no one could help him. (zoom into skippers dream)
A voice...
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A week later…

Rico was standing near Marlene’s cave entrance when he noticed a small, yellow slip of paper on the ground. Of course he was curious, so he decided to bend down and remove it from the concrete. It appeared to be folded in half. Rico narrowed his eyes in order to better focus as he unfolded the yellow paper. He slowly read what someone had written upon it. Once he finished, Rico folded it back and turned to head into the cave.

Marlene was recovering well from her little episode with Skipper. However, there were times when Rico could easily tell that she yearned for a different...
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“Rise and shine, men!”

Kowalski flung himself from his bunk and landed in front of his leader with stiff posture. Private, however, took his time, as he normally did. To him, this day wasn’t anything new.

What mission will Skippa assign us? When are we going to eat? Is Julien going to torment us, today?

These were the very same thoughts that coursed through Private’s noggin’ every other day; whereas, Kowalski had other things in mind.

How can I change, today? How can I make this the best day of my life? How can I show the team my appreciation for them?

Kowalski was wearing the biggest...
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The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The next morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the table where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, you aren’t...
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posted by knocktimerico
Skipper sat in the HQ drinking his favorite fish flavored coffee and reading his morning briefing. From what he read there seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary going on today, training in the AM, a lunch brake midday, and some crowd wooing in the afternoon.

Private, Kowalski, and Rico were just getting out of bed when Skipper spoke up.

“Well men,” Skipper said sternly as he placed the briefing on the table and took a sip of his coffee, “make sure you’re outside at 0700 hours” he continued checking the clock on the wall; it showed 6:45.

Skipper stood straight up and shot his flipper...
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The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...
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it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think you have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are you ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks
Private: Can we get out of this one, Kowalski?
Kowalski: We are in a 6 by 8 inch cage made of steel with a model 40 lock. Wait, since when did you call the shots, Private?
Private: Skipper has a bad case of doctor hysteria. (Looks over in Skipper’s direction.)
Skipper is in fetal position, staring out into the distance and rocking back and forth slowly. Skipper: I have been captured by some unknown enemy. Walls closing in. The bars…squeezing in. Can’t breathe. General: the fifth squadron has been captured. May day. Man…down! (leaps up to strangle the bars) I know who has done this. It...
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added by Imenss
Source: http://livedreamloveworld.tumblr.com
added by 27Kowalski
Source: Operation: Antarctica
Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hey guys, have you seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...
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added by Sandrei
added by Tressa-pom
Source: The Lost Treasure of the Golden Squirrel
added by 27Kowalski
Source: "Herring Impaired" & "Friend-in-a-box".