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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 2

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*

Mort: *begins frantically pressing buttons that causes various weapons to take out the lobsters*

Blowhole: *looks angrily at Julien*

Julien: "You...have to understand, he's just such a freak!"

Blowhole: *hits Mort away & activates the Ring of Fire* "Come! Fellow evil mammal! And ba-a-ask in our victory!"

Julien: "I do like basking!" *positions his little vehicle to where he can see the TV*

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic circle where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant circle around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: ...

Director: *looks at Julien* ',: l

Julien: *points over by door*

Director: *looks*

Blowhole: "...No! I don't wa--"

Blowhole's Mom: "You're gonna catch a cold! Put your swea--"

Blowhole: "No! I don't need the dang sweater! Just go home!"

Blowhole's Mom: "Now you don't tell me to go home, I'll ground you for a month, young man!"

Blowhole: "Ground me from what?! I'm 34 freakin' years old!"

*continues fighting*

Director: I need a vacation...

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 3

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic circle where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant circle around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: "Ring of Fire!"

Mort: "I do not like this show!"

Skipper: "Me neither. Let's pull the plug."

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper. You have more urgent matters to deal with..."

end scene 3

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“Reflecting On Doubts”
December 29, 2013


    “Hidy-ho, Marlene! Sound off,” Skipper called as he entered Marlene’s cave.

    “Right here, Skipper,” Marlene called back.

    Skipper found Marlene standing in front of her mirror with an uneasy look in her eye, smoothing back her fur and tracing over her cheekbones with her fingers.

    “You’ve been cooped up in here all day. Is everything all right, Marlene?” Skipper asked, coming up behind her. Marlene kept her eyes on her complexion.

    “Skipper,...
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“Bad Timing”
December 03, 2013


    “Hey, Skipper! Where’s the team?” Marlene asked as she entered the HQ.

    Skipper shifted between cameras on his surveillance screen. “Oh, they’re out doing some recon while I watch the cameras. Unfortunately, Christmas is a time for crime. So, we’re cracking down until the holidays are over. What brings you here?” he replied.

    “I was getting a little cold in my habitat and was hoping if it’d be cool if I stayed here until Alice bothered to turn up the heat,” Marlene told him....
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Operation: Skilene
Author’s Note:
I started on these a while ago, and have decided to finally publish them. Most of these shorts were inspired by a game on fanpop called “What would Skipper say (WWSS) Game” on pages 40-43. Thank you to 27Kowalski (on Fanpop), also known as SierraTangoEcho on deviantArt, for helping me with ideas and scenarios. Credit goes to her for the few drawings. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them. They are in no particular order, other than the sequence they were written. Please review!

PS, for those following my “Operation: Challenge,”...
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Breaking the Rules 08.10.15

“All right,” Kowalski said, shuffling the card deck. “We’re playing a game called ‘Obtenir Encore.’”

Skipper arched a brow. “What?”

“It’s French. Don’t worry about it,” Kowalski said. He dealt four cards to each player. “Dealer goes first and we move counter-clockwise from there,” he explained, picking up his hand and sliding the deck to the center of the table. He studied his cards and placed an ace of spades face-up next to the deck.

After studying his cards carefully, Private picked a card and placed a four of diamonds on top of Kowalski’s...
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Author’s Note: This is my fifth installment of POM skits. My first was regular link, second was link skits, third were link skits, and the fourth showcased link in various antics. For this installment, they will all be humanized scenarios. Any title with a Roman Numeral next to it has a skit note associated with it at the end. I hope you enjoy!

41) The King of Rock and Roll [XXI]

Julien strutted down Park Avenue with his manager, Maurice, at his side. He wore a two hundred dollar pair of jeans, a leather jacket over a purple slim-fit silk polo shirt, and a pair of black Maui Jim sunglasses....
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Five Years Later

“Are you nervous?” Laura asked as she adjusted Harold’s cap.

“Nah,” Harold answered with a smile. Laura crossed her arms and gave him a look. “Okay, fine!” Harold admitted. “Maybe a little.”

Laura smiled.

“You’ll do fine. Now, go! They’re waiting for you,” she said ushering him toward the stage.

“And now,” said a man at the podium, “our August Martin High School valedictorian of 2020, Harold Chance!”

Harold smiled and waved at the audience in the auditorium as they applauded.

“Thank you, everyone,” he said into the microphone. The audience silenced...
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"It's that it?"

"No, there's still a few left, sir."

"Well? What are they? Give us a list. Rico and I will gather them as soon as he comes back from gathering the last list you gave him."

"Sure! Just give me a few moments."

"This had better work, Private. I still say it's a waste of time."

"Don't worry! It will! I just hope that Kowalski is all right with it."

Kowalski paused on his way to the HQ's slightly covered entrance. Bits of conversation had seeped out, and they were not making any sense to the scientist. What were Private and Skipper talking about? That was not the thing what worried Kowalski,...
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"Um, Skipper?" Leroy mumbled, looking at the glass fearfully. "Is that supposed to happen?"

Skipper glanced to where Leroy was pointing, his horror growing as webs of cracks began to appear on the glass. Despite the obvious danger they were in, his face only took on disbelief as he continued staring. "I have got to ask Kowalski to make the glass stronger," he said.

Kowalski stared at the growing cracks. "You know something, Skipper?"

"Yes, Kowalski?"

"This has happened twice before," noted Private.

"I was just about to say that," complained Kowalski.

Leroy looked at the three in amazement. "How are...
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