Penguins of Madagascar Article: Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are you a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: You can.

Kowalski: Yay! I love lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then you can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

Nachtgeschichte, mostar1219 and 2 others like this

peacebaby7 LOL!!!! SILLY KOWALSKI!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

peacebaby7 ^Maybe you could do one with the other characters? I think you could do one with the lemurs that could crack all of us up! But only if you want to. It's just a suggestion. I'm sure you could crack us up with any of the other characters too.

mostar1219 LOOK OUT, DUMB KOWALSKI'S GOT A NOSE!!!

peacebaby7 ^TALK ABOUT RANDOM! XD

mostar1219 ^ tom ridgewell is the one who originally came up with the nose thing.

legendary7 Hooray for fish!

peacebaby7 ^AND POTATOES!

peacebaby7 YAY! WE'RE SISTERS!!!! What the crap Kowalski!?!? XDXD

mostar1219 ^ first he thinks a beaver is a bird, now he can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! XDXD Private: "But...you're an aquatic bird Kowalski!" Kowalski: *gasp* "I'm a beaver!?"

mostar1219 ^ at least he didn't say Bieber. At that moment, Kowalski probably had the same intellect as Julien, as he also thought a beaver was a bird

peacebaby7 ^IKR? A beaver doesn't even look like a bird! What the crap! XD Julien: "Eh, no. I do not want [i]penguin[/i] for lunch. Gives me the gasses. Eh, maybe another waterbird...Is the beaver fresh today?" XD

mostar1219 ^ and since when does he eat penguins or beavers?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! That's the same thing I wondered when I watched that epi.

mostar1219 ^ that beast!

peacebaby7 ^HOLY CHEESEBURGERS! HE'S A CANNIBAL!!!

mostar1219 ^ LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE! AND THE APPETITE OF A SNAKE!!!

peacebaby7 ^LOL! Hey...how do YOU know he has a nose....you been spyin on him? XD

mostar1219 ^ yea, he's been mumbling this morning on how confused he is on a lot of girls liking Kowalski.

peacebaby7 ^Oh wow! LOL! I could see that happening! XD

mostar1219 ^ LOL me too.

CuteCuddly @comments above: What the crinkestien? XD LOL, funny article.

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A second chance for love (chapter 2)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

Over at the penguin’s habitat the penguin’s where outside doing swimming laps. A few minutes later Brandon arrived at their habitat.

“Hey guys how’s it going?”

“Brandon why must you and everyone else always have to come when we are training,” asked Skipper while looking angry.

“You know I really don’t know it’s just a force of habit I guess.”

“Why are you over here anyway?”

“Well I wanted to talk to you about going on a date with Marlene.”

Skipper’s eyes then widen Skipper realized that Brandon knew his secret...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

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The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

posted by Sandrei

The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their food supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly by and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell you about minding your steps? You should...

Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 1

posted by skipperluvs

Rico sat next to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

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Gitchi Gitchi goo!

posted by Icicle1penguin

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

info about the wondefull peinguins

posted by spounge117

hello i'm here to inform the peaple about peinguins. peaple used to think that peinguins only lived in antartica truth is they can be found just about anywere from africa to calafornia infact there are only SIX species of peinguins that actually live in antartica including the peinguins we all know and love who are the only species that has plain orange feet and some times orange bill they can also be black and plain black and white feathers all other species of peinguins like the emporror peinguin the largest species of peinguins at a lenght of up to three feet has an orange near and on the...

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PENGUINS HAVE A MYSPACE

posted by skipperluvs

Well you guys, i wuz on myspace and found out dat da penguins have 4 myspaces... 1 for all of dem n 3 individual ones (private dont got one cuz he too young) its like sooo awesome! if yall wud like to chek it out den here are da links to all of em!!! enjoy peoples!!!

Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link

Skipper:
link

Kowalski:
link

Rico:
link

To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, den Skippers but his dont got info on it and den rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...

KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation Taco part 4 (Final Part)

posted by 18wanda

Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the food I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two penguin dummies made out of gross taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two penguin runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. Next Kowalski makes a working sling shot using...

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What's happened to you, young private?

added by Skiparah

Source: "Antics on Ice"

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Skipper's Girls: Marlene (humanized)

added by Marika_1996

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Rock -A-Bye-Birdie Screenshot

added by ___Sophie___

Source: me and many....

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"I Spy" Season 4, Episode 2 (4X02)

posted by TheRatKing1

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“The Penguins of Madagascar”
Season 4, Episode 2 (4X02)
Production Code: 402
Air date: ?
Previous: “Cat Burglar” Next: “Seeing Red”

I Spy/ Transcript

“I Spy”, “The Penguins of Madagascar”

Scene I
: Penguin HQ
(Penguins are enjoying their hobby night.)
Skipper: (Using tweezers to attach a sail to its mast in his ship in a bottle) Gotta love hobby night, boys! So relaxing after a long week of stressful missions.
Kowalski: (Walks out of his lab) Indeed, sir. It’s been proven that it’s healthy to have a night off.
Skipper: (picks up the glue bottle) Yes, but that’s also why we...

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humanized penguins ;D

added by ILUVKOWALSKI

Source: me

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Merry Christmas!

added by 27Kowalski

Source: Me

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Merry Christmas from Danny Jacobs/King Julien!

added by SJF_Penguin2

Danny Jacobs sings a short Christmas song as King Julien.

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penguins of madagascar

all hail king julien

julien

danny jacobs

christmas

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Francis or Flippy

added by Sheila-Daimond

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Skipper and Marlene - Wait For You

added by Sw33tPoMFan

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penguins of madagascar

skipper

marlene

Marlene

added by Cowtails

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Corpse party/penguins:tortured souls...chapter 3...

posted by spmana123

Julien sat there on the ground screaming and crying....staring at Maurice's lifeless corpse...he was all alone...he didn't know what to do...the loud cracks is all he heard besides his screaming...why he thought...why did Maurice kill himself!!

Suddenly...a fox with glasses came in the bathroom...she was wearing glasses as it seemed...and she had these fish eyes that startled julien when he saw her...

Julien:w-what do u want?!

???: your friend is dead it seems...

Julien:a-are u trapped in this school like me...?

???: yes...but I'm already dead...I died a while ago...

Julien:?!

???:my names naho...and...