Penguins of Madagascar Article: Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are you a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: You can.

Kowalski: Yay! I love lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then you can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

Nachtgeschichte, mostar1219 and 2 others like this

peacebaby7 LOL!!!! SILLY KOWALSKI!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

peacebaby7 ^Maybe you could do one with the other characters? I think you could do one with the lemurs that could crack all of us up! But only if you want to. It's just a suggestion. I'm sure you could crack us up with any of the other characters too.

mostar1219 LOOK OUT, DUMB KOWALSKI'S GOT A NOSE!!!

peacebaby7 ^TALK ABOUT RANDOM! XD

mostar1219 ^ tom ridgewell is the one who originally came up with the nose thing.

legendary7 Hooray for fish!

peacebaby7 ^AND POTATOES!

peacebaby7 YAY! WE'RE SISTERS!!!! What the crap Kowalski!?!? XDXD

mostar1219 ^ first he thinks a beaver is a bird, now he can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! XDXD Private: "But...you're an aquatic bird Kowalski!" Kowalski: *gasp* "I'm a beaver!?"

mostar1219 ^ at least he didn't say Bieber. At that moment, Kowalski probably had the same intellect as Julien, as he also thought a beaver was a bird

peacebaby7 ^IKR? A beaver doesn't even look like a bird! What the crap! XD Julien: "Eh, no. I do not want [i]penguin[/i] for lunch. Gives me the gasses. Eh, maybe another waterbird...Is the beaver fresh today?" XD

mostar1219 ^ and since when does he eat penguins or beavers?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! That's the same thing I wondered when I watched that epi.

mostar1219 ^ that beast!

peacebaby7 ^HOLY CHEESEBURGERS! HE'S A CANNIBAL!!!

mostar1219 ^ LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE! AND THE APPETITE OF A SNAKE!!!

peacebaby7 ^LOL! Hey...how do YOU know he has a nose....you been spyin on him? XD

mostar1219 ^ yea, he's been mumbling this morning on how confused he is on a lot of girls liking Kowalski.

peacebaby7 ^Oh wow! LOL! I could see that happening! XD

mostar1219 ^ LOL me too.

CuteCuddly @comments above: What the crinkestien? XD LOL, funny article.

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