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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs by still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put candy coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

Rico: *drops in*

Skipper: Tummy ache soldier? Then I guess you've learned the lesson not to eat so much candy in one uh..O__O

Rico: *gag*

Director: Alright! Cut! Let's bring in Ko...wal...skiii....O_____O

Rico: *barfs up Kowalski*

Director/Cast: O_________________O *looks at each other, then back at Rico* *backs away slowly*

Rico: What?

Kowalski Barf: Take 3

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

Rico: *drops in*

Skipper: Tummy ache soldier? Then I guess you've learned the lesson not to eat so much candy in one uh..O__O

Rico: *gag*

(brings in Kowalski and remains shooting)

Rico: *barfs up Kowalski*

Skipper/Private: *looks away in horror*

Kowalski: The things I have seen.....

Rico: Bad...meow meow....*falls over*

Julien: *hops in front of camera with finger mustache* That's 'a right folks! Get yourselves down here and get yourself a tasty Kowalski Bark Bark!

Director: First of all...it's Meow Meow. Second, what on
Earth are you doing?!

Julien: I'm just 'a bein' one 'a those commercial talky guys with 'a added carnival man effect!

Director: T_T
I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that you do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who you are and the dreams that you wish
i bet you know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz you know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow you until you love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl you know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that penguin is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase you down till you love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring...
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posted by krazy4kowalski
And the winner is....

The Penguins of Madagascar!

I would like to thank everyone who made this contest possible, especially our two outstanding writers!

The judge reported that Operation: Home Sweet Home was entertaining and realistic. She said that she could almost believe that it was an actual episode. "The creativity is unbelievable!" The Judge was quoted as saying.

On the other hand, she thought that the Spongebob entry was too short, lacked imagination, and was monotonous.

This article will be posted on both sites.

Spongebobers, you now have to post an article on your site about how much you love POM. You have until next Saturday to do so.

Penguins of Madagascar fans, commence Operation: Celebrate!!
OK, as you might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
posted by skipperluvs
Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known by the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit more explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The penguin looked up to see Dru looking...
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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.


Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in...
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posted by Cornflak
He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...
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posted by kowalskicrazy
Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a cap and brings it over to the table to show skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which you call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...
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Skipper's nerdy best friend
Skipper's nerdy best friend
Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young penguin squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing toboggan down a snowdrift away from their penguin flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...
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added by FelineMae
Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hey guys, have you seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...
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added by mouseandowl1
Source: Nick.com
posted by thecrazygeinus
Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A fan of The

Penguins of Madagascar
, usually to the point

of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be

identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,

Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling

off quotes from the television show at various

times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a

love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are

highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while

others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden

obsession.

There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls

•Skipper’s Crew

•Private’s Adorers

•Rico’s Renegades

•Marlene’s Mammals

•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions

•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes

•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories

*:See seperate entry
posted by Black-Raine
(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long day after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The garage was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...
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“First Impressions”
April 19, 2014


    "How's it lookin' on connecting to the camera feeds, Kowalski?" Skipper asked his lieutenant.

    "Just fine, Skipper. Just a few more minutes," Kowalski answered. "I have to say, the HQ is in pretty good shape for not being used in a number of years. Things are coming together nicely, and we've only been back for a week."

    "I concur. You got those light fixtures, Rico?" Skipper asked, looking up at Rico on his ladder, fixing a light to the ceiling.

    "Uh-huh!" he grunted....
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed penguin was staring down at Blue. "So you came Private."

"So it is you Kiki.." He raced forward only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are you doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't you Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
'Big..Brothah..'

He opened his eyes to see that male penguin who he remembered correctly...HAD NO FLIPPING EYE.

"So you're awake?"

Private sat up, he was in his bed? Thankfully, the male had a bandage on.

"Don't worry, I am your ally."

"What?"

"Sorry I scared you earlier.. I guess I'm not used to showing up to normal people."

"Your missing eye...Did my brothah do that to you?"

"That's in the past."

Private sighed, "Evahyone seems to have it for him. But, you hate him too, right?"

"Because of our hate, we can't rest in peace. But I can save you. We need to get you out of here." He grabbed Private's flipper...
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added by Colonelpenguin
Source: Me
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