By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)
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Kowalski Barf: Take 1
Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?
Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!
...
Director: Where's-
Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs by still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*
Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!
Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put candy coating on him!!
Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!
Director: *facepalm*
Kowalski Barf: Take 2
Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?
Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!
Rico: *drops in*
Skipper: Tummy ache soldier? Then I guess you've learned the lesson not to eat so much candy in one uh..O__O
Rico: *gag*
Director: Alright! Cut! Let's bring in Ko...wal...skiii....O_____O
Rico: *barfs up Kowalski*
Director/Cast: O_________________O *looks at each other, then back at Rico* *backs away slowly*
Rico: What?
Kowalski Barf: Take 3
Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?
Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!
Rico: *drops in*
Skipper: Tummy ache soldier? Then I guess you've learned the lesson not to eat so much candy in one uh..O__O
Rico: *gag*
(brings in Kowalski and remains shooting)
Rico: *barfs up Kowalski*
Skipper/Private: *looks away in horror*
Kowalski: The things I have seen.....
Rico: Bad...meow meow....*falls over*
Julien: *hops in front of camera with finger mustache* That's 'a right folks! Get yourselves down here and get yourself a tasty Kowalski Bark Bark!
Director: First of all...it's Meow Meow. Second, what on
Earth are you doing?!
Julien: I'm just 'a bein' one 'a those commercial talky guys with 'a added carnival man effect!
Director: T_T
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Kowalski Barf: Take 1
Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?
Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!
...
Director: Where's-
Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs by still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*
Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!
Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put candy coating on him!!
Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!
Director: *facepalm*
Kowalski Barf: Take 2
Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?
Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!
Rico: *drops in*
Skipper: Tummy ache soldier? Then I guess you've learned the lesson not to eat so much candy in one uh..O__O
Rico: *gag*
Director: Alright! Cut! Let's bring in Ko...wal...skiii....O_____O
Rico: *barfs up Kowalski*
Director/Cast: O_________________O *looks at each other, then back at Rico* *backs away slowly*
Rico: What?
Kowalski Barf: Take 3
Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?
Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!
Rico: *drops in*
Skipper: Tummy ache soldier? Then I guess you've learned the lesson not to eat so much candy in one uh..O__O
Rico: *gag*
(brings in Kowalski and remains shooting)
Rico: *barfs up Kowalski*
Skipper/Private: *looks away in horror*
Kowalski: The things I have seen.....
Rico: Bad...meow meow....*falls over*
Julien: *hops in front of camera with finger mustache* That's 'a right folks! Get yourselves down here and get yourself a tasty Kowalski Bark Bark!
Director: First of all...it's Meow Meow. Second, what on
Earth are you doing?!
Julien: I'm just 'a bein' one 'a those commercial talky guys with 'a added carnival man effect!
Director: T_T
The boys agreed to Kowalski's terms without asking questions. He injected her with the goop and within seconds she was back to her normal self. A YEAR LATER-SPRING.
Lilly had just injected herself with the hormone stablizer so she would not go love- crazed again. Just then, Mort arrives. " Hi pretty penguin lady!!" " Hi Mort." Lilly says in a friendly tone. "What'cha got there?" she asked. " A letter for you!" He gives her the letter and runs off." Wait... I can't read." She says to herself. So Lilly heads off to Mason's habbitat. " Mason!" Lilly calls. " Do you think you could read this to me? I have no idea who wrote this!" " Okay. Phill! This nice penguin would like a translation if you may?" Phill comes and does his sighn language thing. " Ooh.." says Mason suprisingly. "Looks like you've got a secret admirer." Lilly blushes and tries to hide the nerveous expression on her face. " What does it say?"
Lilly had just injected herself with the hormone stablizer so she would not go love- crazed again. Just then, Mort arrives. " Hi pretty penguin lady!!" " Hi Mort." Lilly says in a friendly tone. "What'cha got there?" she asked. " A letter for you!" He gives her the letter and runs off." Wait... I can't read." She says to herself. So Lilly heads off to Mason's habbitat. " Mason!" Lilly calls. " Do you think you could read this to me? I have no idea who wrote this!" " Okay. Phill! This nice penguin would like a translation if you may?" Phill comes and does his sighn language thing. " Ooh.." says Mason suprisingly. "Looks like you've got a secret admirer." Lilly blushes and tries to hide the nerveous expression on her face. " What does it say?"
It was midnight. A box arrived at the Zoo. It was given to Zookeeper Alice, who brought the crate over to the penguin exhibit, then opened it. Out came two penguins, a small one, and a taller one. Alice left once the two creatures were in the exhibit. "Where are we?" asked the smaller penguin. "I don't know.us It's too dark. A football stadium, maybe?" The two dozed off.
"Skipper, who's that?" a voice said. "I don't know, but they better leave! Rico!"
"Bleh!"
The girls woke up. "Who are you?" the small one said. "I'm Skipper," one said, "this is Kowalski, Private, and Rico." "Bleyableh!" said one of the taller ones. "Oh. Well, I'm Kat, and this is Ally. Nice to meet you!" said the taller girl. There was a long silence, broken by Rico. "Bleh!" he yelled.
"Skipper, who's that?" a voice said. "I don't know, but they better leave! Rico!"
"Bleh!"
The girls woke up. "Who are you?" the small one said. "I'm Skipper," one said, "this is Kowalski, Private, and Rico." "Bleyableh!" said one of the taller ones. "Oh. Well, I'm Kat, and this is Ally. Nice to meet you!" said the taller girl. There was a long silence, broken by Rico. "Bleh!" he yelled.
