Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguin Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

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Penguin Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs by still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put candy coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

Rico: *drops in*

Skipper: Tummy ache soldier? Then I guess you've learned the lesson not to eat so much candy in one uh..O__O

Rico: *gag*

Director: Alright! Cut! Let's bring in Ko...wal...skiii....O_____O

Rico: *barfs up Kowalski*

Director/Cast: O_________________O *looks at each other, then back at Rico* *backs away slowly*

Rico: What?

Kowalski Barf: Take 3

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! You just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

Rico: *drops in*

Skipper: Tummy ache soldier? Then I guess you've learned the lesson not to eat so much candy in one uh..O__O

Rico: *gag*

(brings in Kowalski and remains shooting)

Rico: *barfs up Kowalski*

Skipper/Private: *looks away in horror*

Kowalski: The things I have seen.....

Rico: Bad...meow meow....*falls over*

Julien: *hops in front of camera with finger mustache* That's 'a right folks! Get yourselves down here and get yourself a tasty Kowalski Bark Bark!

Director: First of all...it's Meow Meow. Second, what on
Earth are you doing?!

Julien: I'm just 'a bein' one 'a those commercial talky guys with 'a added carnival man effect!

Director: T_T

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 1 A Day which changed everything

posted by MadagascarGirl

Okay, this chapter was already done but it was full of grammar errors, so I post this one with a better grammar. Of course, it’s still full of mistakes but believe me, it’s better than the first one. ;D
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It was a beautiful sunny the Central Park Zoo the animals do everything as always... which doesn't mean it was normal. The lemurs were dancing of course to the loud music. The Four penguins were training outside their HQ. Suddenly in front of them jumped an otter.
"Hey guys, I have the great news!" the otter said.
"What kind of news, Marlene?" Skipper asked.
"I'll have..." Marlene paused for...

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Confidence is Strength (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "You Raise Me Up")

posted by mostar1219

Petting Zoo

There was a fight going on. The Blue Hen was thawed out faster than Steve Rogers and challenged Kowalski to a fight of brains and brawns. The whole zoo was able to watch while Alice was kept busy.
When the fight was going on, as much as Kowalski tried to prevent it, he was getting beaten in places that a penguin didn't want to get beaten. It was a horrifying sight, but the most horrified was Monique, she even tried to keep herself from crying.
When Monique called a time out, the Blue Hen turned around feeling pretty confident about a possible victory.
"Seems like she's still expecting...

Work Things Out (fanfiction about daydream from hearing "It's Not Over" by Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater by the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings or dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

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His Best Friend In the World

posted by werockz

In Florida, Rico and his wife divorced 9 minutes ago. It was yet a sad ending to him. Katie and Dynamite stayed on his father's side while his wife left the house. It was an incomplete family. But Rico thought this was the first time he saw an incomplete family.But much to his dismay, he's wrong.

In the middle of the night, Rico can't sleep. Something was bothering him. He was trying to remember something. Something about an incomplete family that happened 2 years ago. He was too sleepy to think about it. Maybe I'll ink bout it gain tomorrow. he thought. He went back to bed and slept.

The next...

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The Final Word (Chapter 1)

posted by BrightLight92

"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The penguin slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help by digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...

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Questions for Bob Schooley

posted by JHNguyen93

For those of you who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), you know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some fan questions from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your questions in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No questions involving the new series Bob's working on. You know which one I'm talking about....

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for Morgan then?

User: No. Do you like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: You are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...

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Long Live POM

posted by peacebaby7

So, just laying in bed last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I love The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies cancel the show on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but more importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our love for POM & our talents together & keep...

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More Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first day at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides you and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me more about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, you can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

The Apartments Menagerie

posted by JediPenguin16

I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what you think.

In the heart of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab tree sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...

how i met Skipper and his team 2

posted by kivamarie

this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the next morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried by Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do you know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a milk bottle.

Skipper: right Private you go and get the milk bottle for the mouse the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Eight - The Final Battle(Part One)

posted by KowalskiRocks

Skipper was right. They had arrived in Antarctica.
Soon they arrived at the palace. Problem is, there were two ginormous mutant leopard seals guarding the entrance.
S: Great. Now what do we do?
Me: Skipper, I may have a solution. Some of my arrows are loaded with anesthetic. It may be enough to knock them out.
It was enough to knock them out. A few seconds later, the guards lay unconscious in the snow.
S: Good work Melody. But don't let your guard down.
So they slip inside the palace, and inside, everything is silent. A little too silent.
S: Stay alert. Something's wrong. I can feel it in my gut.
?:...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Seven - Ambush and Magic

posted by KowalskiRocks

Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time you woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - or someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are you sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: You have to move backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 more pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 8

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up by Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will you wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few minutes later, Ramon was still fast...

Shipwrecked chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the next mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking more water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the knife then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny knife (starts stabbing the knife on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...

Love's Revenge Pt.1

posted by JayJay12

Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.

Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...