Book of Jenova a parody
Chapter 1, verse 1
Path of the plum
A cold room that smells like icing is a room not meant to be entered without a fork to eat cake.
Chapter 1, verse 2
Path of the Apple Bottom Jeans
Our mother has created our divine group of people only to pass on her purpose and knowledge.
Chapter 1, verse 3
Path of the Divine
Our savior, Johnny Depp was sent unto us to rid us of the demons The Jonas and our devil Justin Beiber. He was relatively successful but our devil, Justin Beiber, still plagues with the noise he calls “music.”
Chapter 1, verse 4
Path of Honey
A room with four walls is seen as holy, and beautiful no matter what crappy furniture is in it.
Chapter 1, verse 5
Path of the turtle shell
Those who hate turtles are only angry at their similarities that they too are stuck in the shell of judgment.
Chapter 1, verse 6
Path of the seahorse
Whenever approaching a remnant or Sephy you must approach them head on and stroke only their bangs.
Chapter 1, verse 7
Path of the candy bar
Every chocolate bar is seen as a gift from the goddess , before eating one you must yell unto the heavens , “ Thank you mother!!!!!!! “
Chapter 1, verse 8
Path of the rubber ducky
A rubber ducky is a gift from the goddess meant to protect us while we are bathing from the dreaded Vampire Vincent.
Chapter 2, verse 9
Path of the text
All those who ever quote Justin Beiber and feel no shame after are going to hell.
Chapter 2, verse 10
Path of the Pearl
Tapioca is something that must be taken seriously and savored as it is the food of the goddess and she loves it.
Chapter 2, verse 11
Path of the lollipop
If Rufus ever offers you a lollipop walk away. It’s not the kind you’re thinking of.
Chapter 2, verse 12
Path of the Dub
Never… ever…. Ever…listen to English dub. Unless it is given a thumbs up or is a Final Fantasy Dub.
Chapter 2, verse 13
Path of the trash can
We don’t clean up. … Unless the goddess commands it so.
Chapter 2, verse14
Path of the Puppy
If you ever meet a Zack Fair or Siax ask him if he wants a doggy biscuit. They usually won’t refuse.
Chapter 2, verse 15
Path of the Jashin
Jashinism is a religion that Mother accepts. So you still can practice that, too.
((Finish later ….))
Chapter 1, verse 1
Path of the plum
A cold room that smells like icing is a room not meant to be entered without a fork to eat cake.
Chapter 1, verse 2
Path of the Apple Bottom Jeans
Our mother has created our divine group of people only to pass on her purpose and knowledge.
Chapter 1, verse 3
Path of the Divine
Our savior, Johnny Depp was sent unto us to rid us of the demons The Jonas and our devil Justin Beiber. He was relatively successful but our devil, Justin Beiber, still plagues with the noise he calls “music.”
Chapter 1, verse 4
Path of Honey
A room with four walls is seen as holy, and beautiful no matter what crappy furniture is in it.
Chapter 1, verse 5
Path of the turtle shell
Those who hate turtles are only angry at their similarities that they too are stuck in the shell of judgment.
Chapter 1, verse 6
Path of the seahorse
Whenever approaching a remnant or Sephy you must approach them head on and stroke only their bangs.
Chapter 1, verse 7
Path of the candy bar
Every chocolate bar is seen as a gift from the goddess , before eating one you must yell unto the heavens , “ Thank you mother!!!!!!! “
Chapter 1, verse 8
Path of the rubber ducky
A rubber ducky is a gift from the goddess meant to protect us while we are bathing from the dreaded Vampire Vincent.
Chapter 2, verse 9
Path of the text
All those who ever quote Justin Beiber and feel no shame after are going to hell.
Chapter 2, verse 10
Path of the Pearl
Tapioca is something that must be taken seriously and savored as it is the food of the goddess and she loves it.
Chapter 2, verse 11
Path of the lollipop
If Rufus ever offers you a lollipop walk away. It’s not the kind you’re thinking of.
Chapter 2, verse 12
Path of the Dub
Never… ever…. Ever…listen to English dub. Unless it is given a thumbs up or is a Final Fantasy Dub.
Chapter 2, verse 13
Path of the trash can
We don’t clean up. … Unless the goddess commands it so.
Chapter 2, verse14
Path of the Puppy
If you ever meet a Zack Fair or Siax ask him if he wants a doggy biscuit. They usually won’t refuse.
Chapter 2, verse 15
Path of the Jashin
Jashinism is a religion that Mother accepts. So you still can practice that, too.
((Finish later ….))
