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So there has been a lot of new horror movies coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help you survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where you are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where you are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"

5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take you out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.

6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk or high.
-Make sure at least one or two people stay sober.

7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If you know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!

8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as you hear the wolf howl in the distance it's time to go.

9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when you hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If you think there's a robber or something in your house you call the cops or jump out of a window. You do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.

10.Don't hide in a place where you won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure you can run if the killer comes to get you. If you go into a closet or under the bed where are you going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.

THANKS FOR READING!
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Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!

*San Francisco, California*

Lemuel: *Driving*

Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!

Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let you go!

*Suddenly, something stops the car*

Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!

Fire Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!

Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?

Fire Wolfe: *Hand becomes fire and punches the car* Let her go!

Lemuel: *Gets out*

Fire Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*

Karamia: *Sees Fire Wolfe* Who are you???!!!

Fire Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*

Karamia: *Screaming*

*The next day, Japantown,...
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SSOOK78 (Cookie)

VS

HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

BEGIN

ssook78

Hey Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to you cause i'm to nice
nicer then you in fact most people will say
yeah that's right you heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were friends in the first place
because you have an ugly ass face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought you were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
you calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is more scary
you or Bloody Mary
you better watch what you say or i'll come for...
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SYVIN

I lay on the grass in the clearing of the woods. Trees rise above our heads and I can hear the trickle of water nearby.
'If someone finds us we're going to be sent to Prison,' Liiel says.
'We're safe here,' I tell him. 'We'll here The Stalkers coming.'
We have to speak in code, one that The Stalkers don't know. Prison is actually just a camp we would go to. It has a school and a yard and two dorms; girl's dorm and boy's dorm. The Stalkers are the people who send you there. Staff members of the prison. Stalker is a good name for them. They've been stalking me for seven or eight years now,...
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Today I shall be reviewing Digimon: Our War Game. Know for all who don't know, Digimon are Digital Monsters.

Plot: Tai and Izzy learn that a Digimon is destroying the internet, so they must call upon their Digimon to stop the menace known as Diaboromon.

This is a very interesting movie. We only see Tai and Izzy, along with their Digimon, Agumon and Tentomon. However, Matt and TK show up with their Digimon, Patamon and Gabumon. But this movie has great action and a wonderful plot.

Score: 5/5

Music: Though the music is the Opening of Digimon (Butter-fly) and the Evolution theme (Brave Heart), they...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".

Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped by a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.

Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.

Score: 1/5

Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" by Social Distortion and "Back in Time" by MattyB...
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TELL ME SOMETHING I DON”T KNOW
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
Its so hard to break in, there's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in the dreams that I'm dreaming
I hear it every day, I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount to much
But they're never gonna change my mind, no!
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
How many inches in a mile, what it takes to make you smile
Teach...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
It all started when Chloe was in the kitchen making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see


THE END