So there has been a lot of new horror movies coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help you survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where you are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where you are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"

5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take you out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.

6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk or high.
-Make sure at least one or two people stay sober.

7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If you know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!

8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as you hear the wolf howl in the distance it's time to go.

9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when you hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If you think there's a robber or something in your house you call the cops or jump out of a window. You do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.

10.Don't hide in a place where you won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure you can run if the killer comes to get you. If you go into a closet or under the bed where are you going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.

THANKS FOR READING!