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1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to you say, "Why don't you speak more clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)

9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.

10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."

11. Play "What Makes You Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)

12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.

13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)

14. Freeze your bra/boxers.

15. Kiss the floor.

16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.

17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)

18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."

19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.

20. Tell everyone you struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)

21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.

22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her you love him/her.

23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P

24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend you a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)

25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.

Truth

1. Who is your latest crush?

2. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?

3. What is your crush's name?

4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.

5. What do you like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)

6. Did you ever have a crush on your brother/sister?

7. Can you name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!

8. Have you told your crush you like him/her? If not, do it!

9. What do you prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)

10. What part of your body would you want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)

11. Who is your best friend? Do you have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)

12. What is the biggest lie you ever told?

13. Did you ever get caught at something you didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?

14. Can you say your name backwards? If so, do it!

15. Do you watch porn?

16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would you want them to go with you?

17. Did you ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?

18. If you could do something that you can never do again, what would it be?

19. Can you twerk? If so, do it!

20. Can you count how many times you lied? If so, how many?

21. Do you like lesbos/gays/ or straight?

22. What would you do to get your crush's attention?

23. When was the last time you had a boyfriend?

24. Are you in a relationship right now?

25. Did you ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.

Thanks for reading! Comment!
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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the flower girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure you disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call you repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure you set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chocolate fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid move by getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. Pudding Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the anime she's hyper, active and has the best love interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured by the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your friends hit you on the back and spit out a piece of white gum or a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until you have $20 or more.
#7 If you have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do babies come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob or music videos.
#4 Go around singing the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
Happy October everyone. In celebration lets talk about one of the best October films, scream..

I don't think the late Wes Craven realized just how relevant this movie would end up. What with Columbine shooting, Colorado theatre shooting, and the constant scapegoating of violent media instead of accepting fault.. Hell it even inspired some assholes to dress up as GhostFace and attempt real life killing sprees..

All that, It truly makes the film hold up. That and all the classic Wes Craven goodness.

So the film starts off by famishly killing off Drew Barrymore after all the advertisements of the...
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So recently I've been watch a lot of Bad Girls Club as it just returned, it's kind of been a guilty pleasure show. As many know I like the female villain characters so I was thinking; what if I just put 'em all in a house together BGC style. For those of you who don't know, BGC is a show where they put 7 women ages 21 to 28 in a house together in hopes that the women can 'redeem each other'. But they usually just end up beating each other up lol. While some of the characters I chose are younger than 21 or older than 28, I decided to go with it anyhow. I have more than 7 favorite characters...
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