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1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to you say, "Why don't you speak more clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended for guys)

9. Ask your mom why she didn't get anymore kids.

10. Tell your neighbor, "Santa pooped in your chimney."

11. Play "What Makes You Beautiful" to your girlfriend/crush/ex-girlfriend. (Recommended for guys)

12. Allow your partner to do your makeup while he/she is blindfolded.

13. Eat a whole packet of chips in one gulp (Don't choke yourself though!)

14. Freeze your bra/boxers.

15. Kiss the floor.

16. Make-out with your crush for 1 minute.

17. Take cheese and slap it on your crush's/best friend's face (Do this and you're dead)

18. Call your mom and say, "I'm gay/lesbian now."

19. Tie your laces together, stand up, and try to walk.

20. Tell everyone you struck puberty. (I did this and... >.<)

21. Pour a bucket of cold water on another person.

22. Kick your crush, then tell him/her you love him/her.

23. Watch porn then tell your parents you're ready to have sex :P

24. Ask a neighbor if they can lend you a tampon. (Recommended for ladies)

25. Steal a kid's balloon then say, "You're not a genius" 5 times.

Truth

1. Who is your latest crush?

2. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?

3. What is your crush's name?

4. What's the most embarassing moment in your life? Explain.

5. What do you like the most in a man's body? (Recommended for ladies)

6. Did you ever have a crush on your brother/sister?

7. Can you name all the fifty states in under two minutes? If so, do it!

8. Have you told your crush you like him/her? If not, do it!

9. What do you prefer in a woman's body? (Recommended for guys)

10. What part of your body would you want to be the best looking: hairy, legs, boobs, butt. (Recommended for ladies)

11. Who is your best friend? Do you have a crush on him/her? (Recommended for homos)

12. What is the biggest lie you ever told?

13. Did you ever get caught at something you didn't want anyone to know about? If so, what is it?

14. Can you say your name backwards? If so, do it!

15. Do you watch porn?

16. If your celebrity crush dated you, how far would you want them to go with you?

17. Did you ever have a crush on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?

18. If you could do something that you can never do again, what would it be?

19. Can you twerk? If so, do it!

20. Can you count how many times you lied? If so, how many?

21. Do you like lesbos/gays/ or straight?

22. What would you do to get your crush's attention?

23. When was the last time you had a boyfriend?

24. Are you in a relationship right now?

25. Did you ever fart in public?? <-- God, this had me laughing.

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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Next Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have you tried showing him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - Fish Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by jeniffer2200
i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy you heart man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half more than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps heart is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An olive tree can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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posted by kinga10111
50 random questions people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will you marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this you are on a date with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to kiss and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and you turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of you are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat or what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minutes when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my Ipod or laptop for a week if I left it open again. Or when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the next table.
Turn around every thirty-seven seconds to the people at the next table and ask them if your seat is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever you see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their table and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time you take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the table itself; and make sure to make...
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