Because why not, right?
1. My favorite foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. Or tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My favorite colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or not.
11. I have a Pinterest.
12. I collect DVD's. I have many. Many.
13. My favorite TV show is and always will be 24.
14. I even met my hero Kiefer Sutherland and got my picture taken with him!
15. Christmas is my absolute favorite holiday and I always go all out with decorations.
16. My first ever pet was a 3-legged chihuahua named Max.
17. Tears for Fears are my favorite band. Hands down the best concert I have ever been to.
18. 2016 was the best personal year I have ever had.
19. Horror is my favorite genre. Overwhelmingly.
20. I am literally in constant pain.
21. I never forget and I never forgive.
22. I'm a homebody. I will always choose to be home than anywhere else.
23. When I was little, I used to make up customized dances for every Spice Girls song with my friends. Obviously missed my calling as a choreographer.
24. I love cats. I have ever been without a cat for more than maybe a month at a time in my life.
25. I love playing casual games whether its on mobile, computer or Facebook. link are particularly a favorite of mine. As is link.
26. I have a Galaxy S8 Plus. Best phone ever.
27. My sweet tooth is my achilles' heel. 🎂🍧🍫🍰🍭🍨🍩🍬🍪
28. I really genuinely do not care what people think of me.
29. My favorite kind of books to read are link.
30. I have been in a committed and very stable relationship for 5 years now.
1. My favorite foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. Or tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My favorite colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or not.
11. I have a Pinterest.
12. I collect DVD's. I have many. Many.
13. My favorite TV show is and always will be 24.
14. I even met my hero Kiefer Sutherland and got my picture taken with him!
15. Christmas is my absolute favorite holiday and I always go all out with decorations.
16. My first ever pet was a 3-legged chihuahua named Max.
17. Tears for Fears are my favorite band. Hands down the best concert I have ever been to.
18. 2016 was the best personal year I have ever had.
19. Horror is my favorite genre. Overwhelmingly.
20. I am literally in constant pain.
21. I never forget and I never forgive.
22. I'm a homebody. I will always choose to be home than anywhere else.
23. When I was little, I used to make up customized dances for every Spice Girls song with my friends. Obviously missed my calling as a choreographer.
24. I love cats. I have ever been without a cat for more than maybe a month at a time in my life.
25. I love playing casual games whether its on mobile, computer or Facebook. link are particularly a favorite of mine. As is link.
26. I have a Galaxy S8 Plus. Best phone ever.
27. My sweet tooth is my achilles' heel. 🎂🍧🍫🍰🍭🍨🍩🍬🍪
28. I really genuinely do not care what people think of me.
29. My favorite kind of books to read are link.
30. I have been in a committed and very stable relationship for 5 years now.
"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what you will tell me today " said the man .
"Alright but you will not like what i tell you .' 'I do not know where to begin ."
"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " said the man " i am doctor after all."
"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "
alright if you want hear more . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."