Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 8: Going Too Far
Song: link
Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: *Marching around The Nut House*
Everyone: *Watching Parker, confused, wondering what he's going to do*
Parker: Everyone! The President is on his way to visit us!
Yellow Triangle: Yeah right!
Parker: *Rips off the uniform, turning off the music* April fools!
Everyone didn't care. They just went back to eating their lunch.
Parker: *Disappointed* One day, I'll get you! All of you!! *Leaves*
Kevin & Liam: *Walk in*
Liam: Wonder what he was upset about.
Kevin: Don't know. Don't care. After all, it's just Parker.
Liam: Good point. *Sits down with Kevin*
David: *Arrives* You two are very lucky that you missed out on what Parker was doing.
Kevin: What was he doing?
David: A pathetic April Fools joke.
Liam: How about getting us our lunch?
David: Sure. What do you want?
Liam: I'll just have chicken noodle soup with a side of chips.
David: Sure thing. Your usual Kevin?
Kevin: Yes.
David: Good. I'll be back. *Walks away*
Liam: Perhaps during his lunch break, he can tell us what Parker was doing.
Kevin: Or, if we're lucky enough, we can see what he does for ourselves.
Kevin, and Liam followed Parker as they walked in town.
Kevin: What's he doing?
Liam: Don't know. We're going to find out soon though.
Parker: *Walks into a candy shop*
Kevin: *Peaks through the front window*
Parker: I believe this box of chocolates has gone bad. *Presents a box to the cashier*
Cashier: What's wrong with it?
Parker: Open it, and find out.
Liam: Anything yet?
Kevin: Nope. Sit tight.
Cashier: *Opens the box, and falls backwards, getting hit by confetti*
Parker: Ha!!! April Fools!! *Takes three bags of gummy bears, and walks out of the shop*
Kevin: I believe those gummy bears don't belong to you.
Parker: *Turns around, looking at Kevin, and Liam* What are you doing here?!
Liam: Spying.
Parker: What makes you think I stole these gummy bears?
Kevin: I saw you. After you scared the cashier with the confetti in the box, you took the gummy bears while she wasn't looking.
Liam: Do you really want to go to jail for stealing gummy bears?
Parker: Who says I'm going to jail? *Pulls out a can of oil from under his hat, and sprays it on the sidewalk*
Kevin & Liam: *Slipping on the oil, then fall down*
Parker: Auf weidersehen! *Runs away*
Kevin, then went to his house with Liam. They showered the oil off of them, then consulted together in the living room.
Liam: Parker is taking April Fools way too far.
Kevin: It makes me wonder if people still celebrate April Fools. Last year, I didn't see anyone pulling any pranks on anyone.
Liam: If that's the case, Parker seriously is taking this too far. We need to stop him.
Kevin: Perhaps we should fight fire with fire. Prank him in order to make him stop.
Liam: It could work. We should talk to the others at The Nut House about it.
Back at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do you need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.
Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.
Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do you need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank you pulled off inside my restaurant earlier in honor of April Fool's. As a token of my gratitude, I want to give you a free dinner tonight.
Parker: This better be legit. I'll be over at 6.
Mr. Nut: We'll have a table waiting for you. *Hangs up*
Parker: *Thinks* It can't be. Not Mr. Nut. If it was Kevin, or Liam, sure, but not Mr. Nut. I'm gonna have a free dinner, fit for a king.
Parker walked into The Nut House, and saw that Wayne, and Miss. Heart were having dinner together.
Wayne: Ah, Parker.
Miss. Heart: Nice to see you.
Parker: Why thank you. *Sits down* I've been rewarded with a free dinner.
Wayne: Why, what a coincidence.
Miss. Heart: We pulled off an April Fool's prank too.
Parker: What did you do?
Miss. Heart: During Liz's lunch break, we put a whoopee cushion, and a gas bag on her seat. It sounded, and smelled like she broke wind! *Laughs*
Inside the kitchen.
Mr. Nut: Ready?
Kevin: *Holding a Bow & Arrow with a dart that has a suction cup on the tip* Ready.
Mr. Nut: Fire.
Kevin: *Fires the dart*
Parker: *Gets hit in the forehead* Wait, what the? *Finds a bill from the candy shop where he stole the gummy bears*
Ending Theme: link
Parker: *Looks at the bill* Uh oh.
Kevin: April fools!
Candy Store Cashier: *Walks in with the cops*
Parker: *Looks at the reader* Crap.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
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Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 8: Going Too Far
Song: link
Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: *Marching around The Nut House*
Everyone: *Watching Parker, confused, wondering what he's going to do*
Parker: Everyone! The President is on his way to visit us!
Yellow Triangle: Yeah right!
Parker: *Rips off the uniform, turning off the music* April fools!
Everyone didn't care. They just went back to eating their lunch.
Parker: *Disappointed* One day, I'll get you! All of you!! *Leaves*
Kevin & Liam: *Walk in*
Liam: Wonder what he was upset about.
Kevin: Don't know. Don't care. After all, it's just Parker.
Liam: Good point. *Sits down with Kevin*
David: *Arrives* You two are very lucky that you missed out on what Parker was doing.
Kevin: What was he doing?
David: A pathetic April Fools joke.
Liam: How about getting us our lunch?
David: Sure. What do you want?
Liam: I'll just have chicken noodle soup with a side of chips.
David: Sure thing. Your usual Kevin?
Kevin: Yes.
David: Good. I'll be back. *Walks away*
Liam: Perhaps during his lunch break, he can tell us what Parker was doing.
Kevin: Or, if we're lucky enough, we can see what he does for ourselves.
Kevin, and Liam followed Parker as they walked in town.
Kevin: What's he doing?
Liam: Don't know. We're going to find out soon though.
Parker: *Walks into a candy shop*
Kevin: *Peaks through the front window*
Parker: I believe this box of chocolates has gone bad. *Presents a box to the cashier*
Cashier: What's wrong with it?
Parker: Open it, and find out.
Liam: Anything yet?
Kevin: Nope. Sit tight.
Cashier: *Opens the box, and falls backwards, getting hit by confetti*
Parker: Ha!!! April Fools!! *Takes three bags of gummy bears, and walks out of the shop*
Kevin: I believe those gummy bears don't belong to you.
Parker: *Turns around, looking at Kevin, and Liam* What are you doing here?!
Liam: Spying.
Parker: What makes you think I stole these gummy bears?
Kevin: I saw you. After you scared the cashier with the confetti in the box, you took the gummy bears while she wasn't looking.
Liam: Do you really want to go to jail for stealing gummy bears?
Parker: Who says I'm going to jail? *Pulls out a can of oil from under his hat, and sprays it on the sidewalk*
Kevin & Liam: *Slipping on the oil, then fall down*
Parker: Auf weidersehen! *Runs away*
Kevin, then went to his house with Liam. They showered the oil off of them, then consulted together in the living room.
Liam: Parker is taking April Fools way too far.
Kevin: It makes me wonder if people still celebrate April Fools. Last year, I didn't see anyone pulling any pranks on anyone.
Liam: If that's the case, Parker seriously is taking this too far. We need to stop him.
Kevin: Perhaps we should fight fire with fire. Prank him in order to make him stop.
Liam: It could work. We should talk to the others at The Nut House about it.
Back at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do you need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.
Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.
Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do you need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank you pulled off inside my restaurant earlier in honor of April Fool's. As a token of my gratitude, I want to give you a free dinner tonight.
Parker: This better be legit. I'll be over at 6.
Mr. Nut: We'll have a table waiting for you. *Hangs up*
Parker: *Thinks* It can't be. Not Mr. Nut. If it was Kevin, or Liam, sure, but not Mr. Nut. I'm gonna have a free dinner, fit for a king.
Parker walked into The Nut House, and saw that Wayne, and Miss. Heart were having dinner together.
Wayne: Ah, Parker.
Miss. Heart: Nice to see you.
Parker: Why thank you. *Sits down* I've been rewarded with a free dinner.
Wayne: Why, what a coincidence.
Miss. Heart: We pulled off an April Fool's prank too.
Parker: What did you do?
Miss. Heart: During Liz's lunch break, we put a whoopee cushion, and a gas bag on her seat. It sounded, and smelled like she broke wind! *Laughs*
Inside the kitchen.
Mr. Nut: Ready?
Kevin: *Holding a Bow & Arrow with a dart that has a suction cup on the tip* Ready.
Mr. Nut: Fire.
Kevin: *Fires the dart*
Parker: *Gets hit in the forehead* Wait, what the? *Finds a bill from the candy shop where he stole the gummy bears*
Ending Theme: link
Parker: *Looks at the bill* Uh oh.
Kevin: April fools!
Candy Store Cashier: *Walks in with the cops*
Parker: *Looks at the reader* Crap.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude comments to yourself. I hope you like it and please tell me what you think.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no friends or anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one day he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The next day Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset or lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one day he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The next day Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset or lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, Rainbow Bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, Rainbow Bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
Hey it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do you make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do you call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying Orange become so popular?
Because Orange is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do you make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do you call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying Orange become so popular?
Because Orange is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the music was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the music was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
