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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 8: Going Too Far

Song: link

Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: *Marching around The Nut House*
Everyone: *Watching Parker, confused, wondering what he's going to do*
Parker: Everyone! The President is on his way to visit us!
Yellow Triangle: Yeah right!
Parker: *Rips off the uniform, turning off the music* April fools!

Everyone didn't care. They just went back to eating their lunch.

Parker: *Disappointed* One day, I'll get you! All of you!! *Leaves*
Kevin & Liam: *Walk in*
Liam: Wonder what he was upset about.
Kevin: Don't know. Don't care. After all, it's just Parker.
Liam: Good point. *Sits down with Kevin*
David: *Arrives* You two are very lucky that you missed out on what Parker was doing.
Kevin: What was he doing?
David: A pathetic April Fools joke.
Liam: How about getting us our lunch?
David: Sure. What do you want?
Liam: I'll just have chicken noodle soup with a side of chips.
David: Sure thing. Your usual Kevin?
Kevin: Yes.
David: Good. I'll be back. *Walks away*
Liam: Perhaps during his lunch break, he can tell us what Parker was doing.
Kevin: Or, if we're lucky enough, we can see what he does for ourselves.

Kevin, and Liam followed Parker as they walked in town.

Kevin: What's he doing?
Liam: Don't know. We're going to find out soon though.
Parker: *Walks into a candy shop*
Kevin: *Peaks through the front window*
Parker: I believe this box of chocolates has gone bad. *Presents a box to the cashier*
Cashier: What's wrong with it?
Parker: Open it, and find out.
Liam: Anything yet?
Kevin: Nope. Sit tight.
Cashier: *Opens the box, and falls backwards, getting hit by confetti*
Parker: Ha!!! April Fools!! *Takes three bags of gummy bears, and walks out of the shop*
Kevin: I believe those gummy bears don't belong to you.
Parker: *Turns around, looking at Kevin, and Liam* What are you doing here?!
Liam: Spying.
Parker: What makes you think I stole these gummy bears?
Kevin: I saw you. After you scared the cashier with the confetti in the box, you took the gummy bears while she wasn't looking.
Liam: Do you really want to go to jail for stealing gummy bears?
Parker: Who says I'm going to jail? *Pulls out a can of oil from under his hat, and sprays it on the sidewalk*
Kevin & Liam: *Slipping on the oil, then fall down*
Parker: Auf weidersehen! *Runs away*

Kevin, then went to his house with Liam. They showered the oil off of them, then consulted together in the living room.

Liam: Parker is taking April Fools way too far.
Kevin: It makes me wonder if people still celebrate April Fools. Last year, I didn't see anyone pulling any pranks on anyone.
Liam: If that's the case, Parker seriously is taking this too far. We need to stop him.
Kevin: Perhaps we should fight fire with fire. Prank him in order to make him stop.
Liam: It could work. We should talk to the others at The Nut House about it.

Back at the nut house.

Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do you need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.

Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.

Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do you need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank you pulled off inside my restaurant earlier in honor of April Fool's. As a token of my gratitude, I want to give you a free dinner tonight.
Parker: This better be legit. I'll be over at 6.
Mr. Nut: We'll have a table waiting for you. *Hangs up*
Parker: *Thinks* It can't be. Not Mr. Nut. If it was Kevin, or Liam, sure, but not Mr. Nut. I'm gonna have a free dinner, fit for a king.

Parker walked into The Nut House, and saw that Wayne, and Miss. Heart were having dinner together.

Wayne: Ah, Parker.
Miss. Heart: Nice to see you.
Parker: Why thank you. *Sits down* I've been rewarded with a free dinner.
Wayne: Why, what a coincidence.
Miss. Heart: We pulled off an April Fool's prank too.
Parker: What did you do?
Miss. Heart: During Liz's lunch break, we put a whoopee cushion, and a gas bag on her seat. It sounded, and smelled like she broke wind! *Laughs*

Inside the kitchen.

Mr. Nut: Ready?
Kevin: *Holding a Bow & Arrow with a dart that has a suction cup on the tip* Ready.
Mr. Nut: Fire.
Kevin: *Fires the dart*
Parker: *Gets hit in the forehead* Wait, what the? *Finds a bill from the candy shop where he stole the gummy bears*

Ending Theme: link

Parker: *Looks at the bill* Uh oh.
Kevin: April fools!
Candy Store Cashier: *Walks in with the cops*
Parker: *Looks at the reader* Crap.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 29, 2017
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" or "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He said "I'd like to have one too." Then I said "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can you believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how you respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee More than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My heart skips a beat
When you walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with you until the end

I give my heart and my soul to you
To make you see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant you see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING YOU 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST STAR IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T YOU EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO YOU BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF OR I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the show earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by trentgwenfan1
i love cereal yes i do

i love cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i love cerial yes i do i love cerial you better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if you can't have crealeal

do not steal

i love creal yes we do i love ceral you should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i love ccerale yes i do

i love crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some random songs you made up plz commet
1.where you keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid or nawt!!
3.Who you talk 2 on the phone
4.THat you are super jelous or other girls (or boys)
5.That you hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up you will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That you have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart you are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that you can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the Home Depot is more saving and more doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are more than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if you want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy you do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for more hours and my friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one next to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every year people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's day time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get home so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it home in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, videos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i love my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones you see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they love their haters, and sometimes I think "if you love your haters, then why do you hate back?" seriously....
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posted by orangeturnip
when that angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my heart
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the angel appears to you in form of desire
you float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
you jump about
cos you cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this angel with her good intensions
will make you fly
the angel will make you cry
the angel will make you feel how others feel
so you can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost
posted by hotice
" I know what you want from me.you want me to tell you my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to you . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell you i could get a lot of people around me hurt " said the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what you will tell me today " said the man .

"Alright but you will not like what i tell you .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " said the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if you want hear more . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not by me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger or a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American or Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance or anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."